DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Phil on full display. First reacts to someone buying a portable dvd/blu ray player. Then reacts to his own support notification like only Phil being entertaining to wheelchairs could.

0:14

 

[Dona Morte]

I call it two versions of Phil Merchant and a bonus Googly eyed face.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

1:15

 

[fresh pair of socks]

"My detractors are jealous and say, 'Why didn't you buy something for your wife?' or something stupid like that."

Merry Christmas, Khet. Jayde means more to your soulmate husband than you do.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Phil on full display. First reacts to someone buying a portable dvd/blu ray player. Then reacts to his own support notification like only Phil being entertaining to wheelchairs could.
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Imagine one of the dents telling him to build his own media server to cut costs

 

[Digger10]

Phil on full display. First reacts to someone buying a portable dvd/blu ray player. Then reacts to his own support notification like only Phil being entertaining to wheelchairs could.
2025-11-30 13-50-46.mp4

Phil makes me

Tim Curry makes me

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

He is such a fucking dent. The stupid HARD PLASTIC buttons that gave him a callous on his thumb.

1:32

Stupid dent, get banned.

1 hour in and he is at $61... but Phil said the Asmongold viewers were showing up in "droves".

 

[ackack99]

1 hour in and he is at $61... but Phil said the Asmongold viewers were showing up in "droves".

i have a feeling we'll be seeing a big dump of money later in the stream. Ryan or some other whale is going to have to save the business and keep up the illusion that hes had a resurgence and everyone likes him now (again).

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

B. The REALLY HEAVY, WEIGHING A TON speakers that he made grunt noises picking up way 6.8lbs. Not each. The pair of them weighs 6.8lbs...

This is like the fifth time in 3-4 years he's said shit that weighs 10 pounds or less is "heavy" or "really heavy" btw. The funniest instance was when the dude was crying about a trash-bag of STRYOFOAM being "heavy" and his shoulder hurting when he threw it over his shoulder at his tri-annual or quarterly trips to the dump.

1 hour in and he is at $61... but Phil said the Asmongold viewers were showing up in "droves".

This lines up with the marathon support being mostly ICS and his returns from Asmondent fans going down by $200ish per day since he was at $800ish. He'll likely make $200 or so on the day stream. I wonder if maybe some of the Asmondent fans getting laughed at on TwiTTTTURRR and Asmon being utterly baffled that supporting DSP and fumbling the interviw caused lots of backlash against him had any influence on the Asmondent lack of desire to support as much.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Stupid new controller doesn't have a charging case like his old stupid controller. Phil's life is so hard.

1:16

So jealous of Phil's undeniable success.

Edit:
Phil is such a fucking self obsessed tard.
His shit speakers must be really good because they are so heavy!
His new controller must be good because its so light, and his old one is so heavy!

Phil has the mind of a 60 year old yuppie woman.

Editedit:
All those other lahlcows are beneath Phil because he chooses to live in denial.

1:46

Damn Phil is packing today. Look at those big fucking tits pecs.

King Dent loves himself some... himself:

0:33

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Giving him a ton of credit implying he made the animations himself.

i have a feeling we'll be seeing a big dump of money later in the stream. Ryan or some other whale is going to have to save the business and keep up the illusion that hes had a resurgence and everyone likes him now (again).

Its the same 2 idiots doing the early support too. Theyre just larping in chat as Asmongold fans. So they'll be carrying the business as usual.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

He is genuinely so retarded. Doesn't understand why you'd want speakers pointed at you, but also seems to think the stands are to lay the speakers on their back and have them pointing to the ceiling? How is anyone this fucking stupid and alive at 43?

1:59

Edit:
Should we just hang out or should Phil cover the super scary story about Youtube channels being flagged by AI wrongly?

0:07

 

[Lady Adjani]

All of it is gonna be gold but I'm salivating over the L-shaped desk setup stream.

I'm laughing just thinking about it.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

I grew up in the Fighting Game Community. From the late 90's all the way through 2007ish, I was huge, integral part of the East Coast of the US Fighting Gaming Community.
I was great at fighting games and I won tournaments, then I became a tournament organizer and I ran tournaments for a few years.
At the early inception of Street Fighter 4 I was one of the bigger Street Fighter creators, even though I didn't play competitively and they all hated me for it, man they resented me for it, that's for sure.
But I have all this wealth of knowledge to share on the FGC... no one asks... absolutely no one asks they just pretend like I don't exist... because "he's a lolcow"

0:49

Imagine your prideful claim to fame is something 99% of people couldn't give a fuck about, and the 1% who do hate your guts... Woah moses....

A. What in the holy fuck is this outro card???? B. LOL

1:33

 

[Vic Viper T301]

This retard really bought a $200 controller because his previous controller, which also cost $200, had "hard buttons" that hurt his thumbs.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

But I have all this wealth of knowledge to share on the FGC

"Wealth of khnawledge" yet he doesn't even know what an option select is lmao.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This retard really bought a $200 controller because his previous controller, which also cost $200, had "hard buttons" that hurt his thumbs.

Not to mention that it'll end up in the closet with the other junk in two years.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

The goals and begging will be back by next week.

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

Okay, going back through the Raw Phil stream, and, wow. The drop-off is pretty large. He's only got a small handful of Asmondents left after what, like a week or some shit? All of them have apparently been giving him money at least as recently as the marathon on Friday if the comments are to be believed, so we'll likely seem them as the core of DSP's new "wave" (more of a ripple, really) of dents. Imagine being on videos totalling like 2 million views and getting maybe a dozen dents, TOPS.

• MrMBR (Archived Community Post): The dude's profile pic is in like 240p and is probably old as shit, so this is another middle-aged man donating to DSP because he's an unironic fan. He's likely to be a legit donator because he has a community post from 5 months ago. He's given like $35 so far (5 memberships + $20 SC) today, I think?

• iicritiqueii (Youtube, Archived Youtube Short): Posted from his Tiktok in 2024, he seems to be from the Phoenix metro area according to the short that he posted that was his Tiktok, making him at least the fourth dent from Phoenix to have donated in like the last 3-4 years. He's given $4.99 and bought a membership so far today.

• MandalorianMCOC (Archived Youtube Video): He's given $19.98 so far today. He posted a video as recently as February of 2025, so he's definitely a legit Asmondent fan.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

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The goals and begging will be back by next week.

That's only 1 goal hit going by the old soon-to-be resurrected goal system lol. He probably expects to get at least $500 each stream, but would probably be comfy at $1k, but then again it's never enough for him.