DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Digger10]

Given that Kat apparently didn't get on Phil's ass to fix the utilities, I think she's the type of autistic person who lives in her own little world most of the time and doesn't respond much to external stimuli.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Who is the other guy?

A random cologne-drinking bum.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I expect that Phil will prestream rant as usual, Asmongold sits there making funny faces and sarcastic talk afterward like he couldn't believe this is an actual person. Waste of time.

 

[Switch Mongo]

It’s funny how during the level 1 podcast today phil talks about it being weird that “Thursday we hit two goals for a chill with phil and Pokémon but Friday we only hit one goal each stream”. Then he goes on to say he has two audiences, one REAL audience which is YouTube and kick (even though on kick there’s probably 2 actual fans) and the FAKE audience which is everyone watching videos from detractors. The reason he’s doing this is because he knows asmongold is watching and he wants to look susseful. I love how it’s all Phil’s content now too yet it’s fake content. This nigger Denver stops with his circular logic does he? Even the detractors edits of his streams since it has phail on it then it’s his content. I guess fair use isn’t a thing anymore. He’s so dented he really thinks he has two audiences. This sure will be interesting to watch when ansmongold goes on, he, like most people who have watched a decent amount of pigroach sees through the lies, retcons and philibusterings.

 

[strandedcastaway]

A good and unexplored angle in the WWE Champions mess is asking what Khet actually knows about it. This is a guy who never made any amortization payments, has a busted, ancient kitchen, rooms so full of junk he can’t even stretch his arms without hitting something, and no central air. Khet never had a honeymoon, let alone a real vacation, because he says they “don’t have the money.”

When you look at all that, the two excuses he always uses (Minimizing how much he spent, and it’s my money and I can spend it however I want) start looking really bad once you factor Khet into the picture.

It's a legit good question because even if Phil says she doesn't care, why doesn't HE care? He said she is literally the only person he wants to spend time with---his only friend. But he'd rarher play a mobile game than take Kat on a honeymoon or a single vacation....or have a working shower...or dishwasher...or any of the other things he's claimed he can't afford.

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

Phil is just retarded or he wants to play the contrarian just so he can farm views and maybe new fans

He's tried this playbook repeatedly and hasn't succeeded much, if at all, in MANY years. He gets maybe $1-$5 extra in ad revenue when he farms a contrarian take, I think? That doesn't really make up for the extra money he could be getting from the dents for actually doing what they wanted on the prestream, rather than crying and bitching (which is something the dents have repeatedly expressed they do not like) though. I guess getting called autistic by thousands of people you stalk online for making fun of you all so you can make like $1-5 of ad revenue more than normal is worth it to your fragile and easily-bruised ego, eh, Dave?

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Given that Kat apparently didn't get on Phil's ass to fix the utilities, I think she's the type of autistic person who lives in her own little world most of the time and doesn't respond much to external stimuli.

just like a real life cow!

 

[Iron Hamster]

wouldnt go to the beach even for free

Well,

I'd like an honest answer from Kat on how she feels about Phil's finances but yeah.

Ask him why he had to answer for khet when they were together.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Don't get excited, you know he's gonna bail, it'll be Metokur all over again.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Phil can only gain from this via exposure and new retardo viewers. Dunking on Phil will never be the "own" people think it is since there's nothing left of Phil's reputation to stomp into paste. He can't sink any lower - he's already DSP.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Don't get excited, you know he's gonna bail, it'll be Metokur all over again.

If they can agree on a time and all his autistic scheduling, Phil will do it. He will drag himself for his subscriber amount and potential money.

It's a legit good question because even if Phil says she doesn't care, why doesn't HE care? He said she is literally the only person he wants to spend time with---his only friend. But he'd rarher play a mobile game than take Kat on a honeymoon or a single vacation....or have a working shower...or dishwasher...or any of the other things he's claimed he can't afford.

Phil has said he can't do a honeymoon because he always has to work. He'll just continue that. As for house stuff, she clearly doesn't care so he doesn't need to. He admitted to a half-filled garage of Doordash containers.

Phil can only gain from this via exposure and new retardo viewers. Dunking on Phil will never be the "own" people think it is since there's nothing left of Phil's reputation to stomp into paste. He can't sink any lower - he's already DSP.

Exactly. The Steve Cambian grilling proved this. Phil doesn't care. As he said to Craig which should always be noted, "A lie is still an answer". This is who you're dealing with. There's no point. Just tell Phil to fuck off.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I just hope the writers don't fuck this up and it becomes another softball/quartering interview. Don't fall for the pignosis asmon! One thing is for sure though, phil's gonna be gloating about getting to talk to the one the only asmongold for the rest of his miserable life.

 

[Sampi]

Is there a chance DSP backdown from this ? I feel like the pressure is too much for him . He looked stressed and scared on the cod stream

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

He can't sink any lower - he's already DSP.

He will somehow manage to outdo himself for the exact same reason that this IS DSP. The entire Kingsnake clown show has been hands down the absolute most FAGGIEST and RETARDED thing he has shat out and scrambled last minute to try to save his gouty ridden face in recent memory, he got viscerally emasculated on stream by fucking RTU by asking simple questions to see the date of creation for the files and pictures for his dunce-o manifesto. I have never felt second hand embarrassment with this sad pathetic excuse of a human, but that entire stream was the fucking lowest I've seen this Tylenol baby sink.

Darksydephil will challenge himself (unknowingly) to prove that he can be a worse version of himself every single day until he finally retires from the internet.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Phil can only gain from this via exposure and new retardo viewers. Dunking on Phil will never be the "own" people think it is since there's nothing left of Phil's reputation to stomp into paste. He can't sink any lower - he's already DSP.

This is why I'm tired of these interview type situations. There's nothing to ask him because you know he's just going to embellish the shit out of any answer. There is not much more to know about the guy and it's just seeing a lying narcissist thinkin he can just lie to someone he perceives ignorant about him.

Feels almost predatory and it's that's why I'm just more of a fan from here on out for people to just outright shit on him because he's had way too many chances.

 

[Power Glove]

Phil is just going to behave like he did with Wings. Drone on and on about himself and how the world is so unfair, and his detractors are unfair. It'll be up to Asmon to let that happen, or put a stop to it as soon as it starts.

I'm not getting my hopes up for it to happen in the first place, or even be anything worth watching. Like someone else said, it'll be business as usual after a few days.

 

[Iron Hamster]

 

[PenskeMaterial]

'Are you an e-beggar? Yeah! Indeed I am.'

The realest thing DSP ever said.

 

[brightdebauchery]

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asmongold reddit

i dont have reddit and i doubt i could post on a new account but man, i want to know why dsp thinks it’s acceptable to pass the transaction fee of a dono/superchat on to the viewer

doesn’t count a goal as reached until it hits $150 after processing fees. he could just raise the goal, but instead he chooses to spit on his viewers while berating them for not giving him more money

i’ve never seen anything like it. all pride and no dignity

 

[PetiteDragon43]

The entire Kingsnake clown show has been hands down the absolute most FAGGIEST and RETARDED thing he has shat out and scrambled last minute to try to save his gouty ridden face in recent memory,

From trying to convince everyone that he somehow planned to snake KC from the jump, to pig-whistling Keem, Gundam, Mutahar, and even Steve Cambian by cherry picking the DM's where KC were talking shit about them, to saying in not so many word "I was only talking shit about people in my audience and lying about my wife's health to manipulate KC"... that entire stream is more gay than a male-only threesome and I wish someone can break down every facet of why it was so bad.

The only other time I've seen him display that level of madness is when he pretended to be a completely different person so he could play Stellar Blade. Just think about that. He was so determined to not give that game "a fair shot" that he had to put on a fucking costume and pretend to be a perverted raunchy Santa Claus so he could have the plausible deniability of giving the dents what they want while not having to take it serious. It's fucking mental. He's been so far off the goop that if this latest ploy of leeching off another content creator backfires even slightly he just may start restreaming detractors. Because he won't sue and all he has left is what you see in that room.