DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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People have needlessly been wishing death upon DSP because of cobes passing. There are way worse people on this planet and even discussed on this forum who are worth the negative mental energy.

DSP is sort of like Cobes and will just exist until one day he doesn't. Anyone getting MATI that he gets money or hoping he'll drop dead tomorrow is not only going to be severely disappointed they're also probably going to give themselves an ulcer in doing so.

And as so many people point out his existence is one that no one would want. You don't get to switch bodies with DSP and magically not have any negative traits or some bullshit. There really are way worse people out there.

Oh my god he maybe talked to pandalee when she was 17? Get the fuck out of here and read some of the other threads on this site if that's your definition of ontologically evil.

hanks for the update reddit

 

[Digger10]

That is true but its also their own fault cause they give into his plea every single time that's on them. And also don't make the argument that they don't know any better cause if their able to log onto a computer and willingly give money to someone that doesn't care about them than they do know better

If they're willing to throw their money at DSP, then odds are they'd be spending it on something as equally inane without him. I'm not morally offended at him scamming the mentally handicapped so much as I'm offended by his general lying and entitlement.

 

[Moar Krabs]

If they're willing to throw their money at DSP, then odds are they'd be spending it on something as equally inane without him. I'm not morally offended at him scamming the mentally handicapped so much as I'm offended by his general lying and entitlement.

Yeah same for me everytime I watch his streams I get the feeling of "this is pathetic" and the way he treats his audience is embarrassing

 

[Iron Hamster]

"Amazing woman"??? Lmao

That dumb bitch didn't even know why you put the sugar in the sauce.

I thought she was trolling him when she asked that

Calorie breakdown of the recent mature adult-style happy meal devouring:

Spoiler

Quarter Pounder with Cheese: 520 calories
10-Piece Chicken McNuggets: 410 calories
Medium World Famous Fries (x2) : 640 calories
Medium McDonaldland Shake: Approx 650 calories
Medium Chocolate Shake: Approx 620
Spicy Snack Wrap Meal: 1330 calories
Ranch Snack Wrap Meal: 1350 calories

Total: 5520 calories

So many questions.

He doesn't finish each item, right? Just takes a few bites or sips, then gets on with the stream.

Does he take the food out the room? If not, Kat must have her own order and the food must then sit there for hours?

Or does he take it downstairs on a break, meaning Kat gets room temperature half-devoured McDonald's?

If they don't split it, and there's no way Phil finishes all this food in one sitting, do they eat on half-devoured left over McDonald's? Maybe it saves them defrosting a midnight snack pizza.

Gollum does not share the ring.

I just want to say fuck you Phil. Cobes was a nice person and near universally loved. If this fucker feigns any niceness about Cobra, sincerely fuck you, Phil!

But think about the DK saves he just lost.

 

[PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL]

I think it is funny that people get mad at DSP for anything. He is the Future. He is a worthless, talentless, husk of a human. All he does is consume slop, that is his life. Whether it is fast food or the latest triple A, its all slop. He is a consumer of slop why would anyone be jealous of that. Even his wife is just a fat consuming pile of slop. The perfect capitalist family, all they do is consume.

 

[RMQualtrough]

Did anyone notice the AZCHRISCVS2 top ranked player he faced is the one he dominated very easily in his brag video some time back? Is the guy a hacker or what is up with that?

 

[neger psykolog]

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hanks for the update reddit

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ou're most welcome nigger

 

[fresh pair of socks]

If Phil outlives me, I'm going to be pissed.

 

[J79-GE-17]

Every fucking time I see him play Minecraft he's either standing in an empty wood lodge or FUCKING FISHING.

Just like everything else he plays, he makes Minecraft look like the most boring, unengaging do nothing game on Earth. Turns on the stream to fish for nametags to name his animals whatever the dents want while he micromanages everything, instead of actually progressing to beat the game, like getting diamond tools and armor and going to the nether to get on the path to go to The End and such. There's so much more to do in the game but he hasn't done any of it and just uses the streams to rant about detractors and beg for money.

 

[johnkimble123]

The only thing funny about the day Phil Burnell does croak... you'll be hard pressed to find somebody that says a nice thing about him

 

[We Are The Witches]

At this point the best thing about Phil dying is we won’t have to read throwaway DSP outlived X posts anymore.

When that happens you can post "Pandalee's Tits outlives DSP".

I classify Phil as evil because we willingly and knowingly exploit the disabled.

Well, not only that, but also people who trust him. That's why it's not only deceit to fans or barely known viewers, but those who still look up to him and have more of a closer connection, like Jayde would be an example, so it's complete treachery.

And he does get emails by fans, that part is not fake.

Imagine you get an email like: "hey Phil whatsup ucey! i love your streams they're the only thing I enjoy during the day", and all you can think is that you're owning detractors because you "brightened" someone's life while scamming... lying... providing meaningful content to them.

That's how he gaslights his own mind, he has a lazy justification to not cope, but delude himself.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

First KingCobraJFS dies and now my KOTOR save corrupts.

Can this day get any worse?

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

Just like everything else he plays, he makes Minecraft look like the most boring, unengaging do nothing game on Earth. Turns on the stream to fish for nametags to name his animals whatever the dents want while he micromanages everything, instead of actually progressing to beat the game, like getting diamond tools and armor and going to the nether to get on the path to go to The End and such. There's so much more to do in the game but he hasn't done any of it and just uses the streams to rant about detractors and beg for money.

>refuses to go farther than like 200 blocks from his base
>formats his chests in literally the worst way possible and refuses to add mods to make storage more efficient/easier
>refuses to add mods that makes finding the recipes easier because he has a hard time in trying to find the recipes
>ragequit the Nether because of *A SINGLE GHAST*
>refuses to put 'KeepInventory' on so he doesn't have to be so scared of dying in-game and so he can do more things
>has interacted with buildings from the structures mod a total of *MAYBE* like 2 times
>is repeatedly begging his chat to tell him how to make even the most simple basic-bitch recipes that even kids know
>repeatedly died for like 3 streams of mining because he was stupid and refused to make torches

If you showed his Minecraft gameplay to a normal person they would immediately think he's mentally disabled.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

>refuses to go farther than like 200 blocks from his base
>formats his chests in literally the worst way possible and refuses to add mods to make storage more efficient/easier
>refuses to add mods that makes finding the recipes easier because he has a hard time in trying to find the recipes
>ragequit the Nether because of *A SINGLE GHAST*
>refuses to put 'KeepInventory' on so he doesn't have to be so scared of dying in-game and so he can do more things
>has interacted with buildings from the structures mod a total of *MAYBE* like 2 times
>is repeatedly begging his chat to tell him how to make even the most simple basic-bitch recipes that even kids know
>repeatedly died for like 3 streams of mining because he was stupid and refused to make torches

If you showed his Minecraft gameplay to a normal person they would immediately think he's mentally disabled.

the equivalent of him folding his arms and pouting in fighting games. can't lose if you don't play

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I can't say Phil is evil. Yes, he manipulates lonely retarded people to give him money. So do many, many people who have supposedly respectable professions.

Why can't it be that Phil simply sucks. Everything about him. There's nothing redeemable.

 

[neger psykolog]

I can't say Phil is evil. Yes, he manipulates lonely retarded people to give him money. So do many, many people who have supposedly respectable professions.

Why can't it be that Phil simply sucks. Everything about him. There's nothing redeemable.

He fucking sucks at scamming. He's like an Indian call center guy that calls your grandma and is like "grandma here's the deal, I'm having lunch in 3 weeks time and if you want to see it happen then I need you to khantribute 12 Amazon gift cards today, yes saar please redeem the code now"

And your grandma doesn't have any memory problems or anything and just gives him money and sometimes he doesn't even eat the shit he said he would eat and sometimes he bans Grandma from the support call for asking questions.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

yes saar please redeem the code now

NOOOOOO DO NOT REDEEM

 

[TheTractor]

I can't say Phil is evil. Yes, he manipulates lonely retarded people to give him money. So do many, many people who have supposedly respectable professions.

Why can't it be that Phil simply sucks. Everything about him. There's nothing redeemable.

I don't know about evil but everything he touches turns into shit like some ancient curse.

If I was stranded on an island with a group including Phil there would be a minecraft accident the first night, unless you want the whole group to disapear one by one to feed the eldricht gout god.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

DSP can be a terrible human being while not being the most terrible human being.

 

[Digger10]

Phil's a bad person, but his actions don't directly hurt enough people for me to consider him evil. Although, given how little empathy he has, I think the people who say that he'd be dangerous with a modicum of intelligence and charisma are probably on the money.