DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I just want to say fuck you Phil. Cobes was a nice person and near universally loved. If this fucker feigns any niceness about Cobra, sincerely fuck you, Phil!

 

[DemoniusChexMix]

Even if pigroach doesn't devour all of it, it's still a metric fuckton of calories. 1/4 of it is still 1380 calories for one meal. A sedentary pig in the mid 40s, doesn't need more than 2000 calories a day. That leave 620 calories for two other meals. Assuming he doesn't drink booze, those 620 calories are not much for the other 2 meals.

He's eating at a caloric surplus combined with a sedentary lifestyle, it's no wonder he's in the best shape of his life.

 

[Balr0g]

I just want to say fuck you Phil. Cobes was a nice person and near universally loved. If this fucker feigns any niceness about Cobra, sincerely fuck you, Phil!

"Ok guys the next marathon I will be reacting to CobraJFS's documentary with food and booze so please guys support my streams quickly so we can have the marathon soon"

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He doesn't finish each item, right? Just takes a few bites or sips, then gets on with the stream.

Does he take the food out the room? If not, Kat must have her own order and the food must then sit there for hours?

Or does he take it downstairs on a break, meaning Kat gets room temperature half-devoured McDonald's?

Odds are either Kat DEVOURS whatever is left or Phil throws it out. Leftovers are beneath him.

Reminder that Phil's self-admitted garage half filled with Doordash styrofoam containers likely had food in them.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I just want to say fuck you Phil. Cobes was a nice person and near universally loved. If this fucker feigns any niceness about Cobra, sincerely fuck you, Phil!

I think the dents made DSP react to one of Cobra's cooking videos and I think DSP handled it better than I thought he would. I don't think he was very insulting and was just kind of confused, like he didn't understand if it was an act or what.

That's just to say that if DSP were to say something nice about him today it wouldn't be his usual two faced piece of shit stuff he normally does. Thats how I see it anyway.

 

[Moar Krabs]

You know a lolcow death is bad when its being talked about in other threads RIP Cobra The Gothic King

 

[Cucktry Roads]

The Cobes news forced my hand and I actually made a account. Ive been reading you chums for years at this point so nice to finally actually say hi. I hate Phil, he should have been the one to go.

No he shouldn't have.

Phil is living a hell of his own creation here on earth. I want Phil to live forever as his hell will only get worse.

 

[neger psykolog]

No he shouldn't have.

Phil is living a hell of his own creation here on earth. I want Phil to live forever as his hell will only get worse.

People have needlessly been wishing death upon DSP because of cobes passing. There are way worse people on this planet and even discussed on this forum who are worth the negative mental energy.

DSP is sort of like Cobes and will just exist until one day he doesn't. Anyone getting MATI that he gets money or hoping he'll drop dead tomorrow is not only going to be severely disappointed they're also probably going to give themselves an ulcer in doing so.

And as so many people point out his existence is one that no one would want. You don't get to switch bodies with DSP and magically not have any negative traits or some bullshit. There really are way worse people out there.

Oh my god he maybe talked to pandalee when she was 17? Get the fuck out of here and read some of the other threads on this site if that's your definition of ontologically evil.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

No he shouldn't have.

Phil is living a hell of his own creation here on earth. I want Phil to live forever as his hell will only get worse.

Given the amount of garbage food he’s eaten, if he keels over, his corpse won’t even rot from all of the preservatives. And if he’s cremated, it’ll take longer.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I classify Phil as evil because we willingly and knowingly exploit the disabled. Anyone who does that is monstrous because they have a skewed morality. Hell, he picked Khet because he was desperate for a beard, but when those signs of retardation came in, mother fucker was singing.

 

[INirvana]

People have needlessly been wishing death upon DSP because of cobes passing. There are way worse people on this planet and even discussed on this forum who are worth the negative mental energy.

DSP is sort of like Cobes and will just exist until one day he doesn't. Anyone getting MATI that he gets money or hoping he'll drop dead tomorrow is not only going to be severely disappointed they're also probably going to give themselves an ulcer in doing so.

And as so many people point out his existence is one that no one would want. You don't get to switch bodies with DSP and magically not have any negative traits or some bullshit. There really are way worse people out there.

Oh my god he maybe talked to pandalee when she was 17? Get the fuck out of here and read some of the other threads on this site if that's your definition of ontologically evil.

....yeah idk what to tell you, not wishing his death but if he did die, it would be a knee slapper and a good chuckle.
But if people did wish his death, it's whatever, i just dont care enough for someone with not one redeemable trait in his entire life.

 

[Coke Zero]

I think the dents made DSP react to one of Cobra's cooking videos and I think DSP handled it better than I thought he would. I don't think he was very insulting and was just kind of confused, like he didn't understand if it was an act or what.

That's just to say that if DSP were to say something nice about him today it wouldn't be his usual two faced piece of shit stuff he normally does. Thats how I see it anyway.

I remember that clip, phil came off as jealous and was complaining about how cobes was just doing everything for money and attention.

That was every dsp reaction video though, just crying about how much views and money the other person was getting.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Please don't get Phil to say anything about KingCobra, because you know he's going to LARP about how he's not an alcoholic and doesn't do all this crazy stuff.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I classify Phil as evil because we willingly and knowingly exploit the disabled. Anyone who does that is monstrous because they have a skewed morality. Hell, he picked Khet because he was desperate for a beard, but when those signs of retardation came in, mother fucker was singing.

That is true but its also their own fault cause they give into his plea every single time that's on them. And also don't make the argument that they don't know any better cause if their able to log onto a computer and willingly give money to someone that doesn't care about them than they do know better

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Please don't get Phil to say anything about KingCobra, because you know he's going to LARP about how he's not an alcoholic and doesn't do all this crazy stuff.

Its like Tevin said. DSP is the last person you want speaking on your death. Remember Nearly Sighted Nick(I forgot that blind dude's name) died and he just crocodile teared his way through a tribute video?

 

[Moar Krabs]

Its like Tevin said. DSP is the last person you want speaking on your death. Remember Nearly Sighted Nick(I forgot that blind dude's name) died and he just crocodile teared his way through a tribute video?

Yeah and he acted like they were best buds

 

[jules]

Phil is going to fake sorrow when the dents inevitably bring up Josh's passing, but will quickly get tired of it and envious because it takes away the attention on himself.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

People have needlessly been wishing death upon DSP because of cobes passing. There are way worse people on this planet and even discussed on this forum who are worth the negative mental energy.

DSP is sort of like Cobes and will just exist until one day he doesn't. Anyone getting MATI that he gets money or hoping he'll drop dead tomorrow is not only going to be severely disappointed they're also probably going to give themselves an ulcer in doing so.

And as so many people point out his existence is one that no one would want. You don't get to switch bodies with DSP and magically not have any negative traits or some bullshit. There really are way worse people out there.

Oh my god he maybe talked to pandalee when she was 17? Get the fuck out of here and read some of the other threads on this site if that's your definition of ontologically evil.

Phil is definitely among the most iconic lolcows, but iconic doesn't necessarily mean the absolute worst person. As I've said before in the thread, loosely quoting Silence of the Lambs, the world is more entertaining with him in it and his failures and arrested development are a source of amusement, which is more than can be said for a lot of deeply disturbing horrorcows who you genuinely think the world would be a better place without. Phil is just a live-action sitcom buffoon come to life with a shyster streak.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

"Um, no. I don't know who KingCobraJFS is nor do I care. Let's get some support guys!"

 

[Phil the Salesman]

At this point the best thing about Phil dying is we won’t have to read throwaway DSP outlived X posts anymore.