DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FaXmachine]

feel free to correct me but this is obviously a joke. especially considering that we have the irl profile of 672 online persona.
some people like to pretend that every dent in his chat is sub room temperature IQ for the sake of pointing and laughing but it makes those who laugh look dented in the process.
curb your hubris.

Its his lack of dignity thats the issue, Phil talks to 672 like he's a POS and Phil also allowed Dentboxer to be racist against him and refused to address it. And then that stuff afew days ago where he said "too much work", then Phil chastised him publically and wanted him to grovel.

He comes back not only gives Phil money but calls him "tribal chief" which is likely part of a meme but its still grovelling and pathetic.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Dents, Dents never change.

Get Fucked.mp4

Rare times when Phil gets a genuine chuckle out of me. It only happens when he shits on his stupid dents, and 672 deserves it.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Those getting wound up by his refusal to take any advice on anything (until he's desperately flailing for say a laptop fix - something rare that actually has an effect on muhbizness) should realize that asking for suggestions only to shoot every single one of them down is now in his mind the entire point of him asking at all. Even if it's planted a bit deeper in his oddly shaped head he has to recognize that feeding his hatewatchers this repetitive sludge allows him to cling onto his victim card. The legit dented don't seem to care one way or the other if he takes any advice or not they just enjoy being part of the interactive style circus freakshow.

I never really get MATI over Phil but holy fuck the audacity of this bitch. Extremely unbearable lately.
And he makes Alan Wake 2 look like shit wew boy.

This is arguably the foundation of all detracting. If you found him back in the day and could tolerate his "improv comedy" and the disgusting orchestra of nasal, gut and ass emanations you'd end up repulsed by the way he misrepresents an exhaustive list of good games with his awful playthroughs. Even the extremely rare walking sim he allows himself to actually get into these days will suffer the same fate. Only good thing is these days absolutely no one checks in to preview or to get his carefully curated ( twitter feed) take on any of them.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

lol

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Begtweets are back on the menu, boys

 

[clothes in my closet]

People were sitting in Phil's chat talking about the new Boogie documentary. Phil shuts it down, then he bans a chatter, and tells him he's wrong for saying that the world does not revolve around Phil's streams. Then right after this, Phil turned on his camera and mic early, and rambled about his coffee for five minutes.

 

[Random5678]

I loved the beg tweet era, I hope he brings them back. The way he'd awkwardly bend over his laptop, slowly vocalize every word of the tweet and finish with a pity party was great.

After watching that video I almost forgot how good the Sunday Night Bites streams were. Begging his dents to pay $100 to see him attach a microscopic lure from a set he bought for $20 from Amazon to a fisherman's hat, then getting angry that no one was interested, was peak DSP. The addition of a 'lure streak' counter to his begging bar was great too, he desperately wanted another vest streak.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Crackhead behaviour once again. Maybe you should wear your prescription glasses if you're going to be straining this hard to read tips, Phil.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

yeah that's a robust +1

"what's for dinner tonight?
i have no idea. depends on what my mom ehh wife is cooking"
queue bugged eye mechanics as he realizes his fuckup.
my mo-wife.mp4

You failed to mention to my favorite part. Phil in his infinite logic says that Kat hasn't cooked all week because she was sick but there was stuff for her to make if she was to cook dinner like 'ROBUST ITALIAN BAKE AND TUNA CASSEROLE.' Just like Pandalee, this faggot always has his mom wife cook, clean and do his laundry regardless sick, hit by a car, brain cancer, no limbs that shit doesn't matter to him. Better get skippy bitch.

Dents, Dents never change.

Get Fucked.mp4

I don't understand the purpose of having fan suggestion/mailbag whatever the fuck he calls it because the whole Level 0 podcast didn't go nowhere. He took little to none of the suggestions that were given.

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'Can you play Left 4 Dead on your new set-up? The original playthrough looks and sounds like complete shit.'​

"NOPE, HALLOWEEN IS OVER!!! LET ME GO BLOW MY NOSE! *walks away for 15 minutes*" ​

'Can you do a members monday like moistcritcal? It could benefit the channel, grow members, give reasons to join...'​

"NOPE!!! I'M NOT A BIG STREAMER DOOD! I CAN'T GET AWAY WITH WHAT THEY DO! I'M NOT DADDY WARBUCKS!!! IF, IF, I WAS A BIG YOUTUBER AND IN DEMAND LIKE I WAS 10 YEARS AGO, I DEFINITELY WOULD!!! LET ME GO BLOW MY NOSE AGAIN! *walks away for another 15 minutes*"​

'Can you review the Five Nights at Freddy's Movie for your reackss channel?'​

"WHY WOULD I DO THAT!??! HALLOWEENS OVER AND I HATE THE GAME!!! HERES MY REVIEW IT'S SHIT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SAID!!! Anyway thanks for a great Level 0 podcast, love your guys feedback "​

Gee I wonder why no one wants to leave your dumbass feedback. Enjoy the slow and gradual death of your channel, Phil.

 

[Iron Father]

I think you are overestimating what he makes now. His tips are way lower than they have been in quite some time, having a good day here and there doesn't offset the way more "slow nights" he has lately.

Totals to $4888. Maybe someone tracks Superchats, but I don't know who or where that would be. So looking at it, he would need to make up another 3k to meet my original minimum theory. I'm not sure what his normal Superchat income looks like. Good call on this one.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DesperateSydePhil is back with a mini Q&A to wring those dents. And of course he's on a Fortnite and Ninja rant. Fuckhead bashes Fortnite because he's jealous of Ninja, but in typical Phil fashion, walks it back as "that's my opinion" and "play what you want". This fucking retard...

 

[Burl McMillan]

Stall style last ditch effort to squeeze chat like a toothpaste tube failed

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

It was a superchat to sidescrollers.

Ah, OK. I only saw a screen shot of it on Twitter and ASSumed.

That makes it worse, then. Imagine being a grown ass man and giving another grown man money so you can explain to him that you're not retarded.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

This is arguably the foundation of all detracting. If you found him back in the day and could tolerate his "improv comedy" and the disgusting orchestra of nasal, gut and ass emanations you'd end up repulsed by the way he misrepresents an exhaustive list of good games with his awful playthroughs. Even the extremely rare walking sim he allows himself to actually get into these days will suffer the same fate. Only good thing is these days absolutely no one checks in to preview or to get his carefully curated ( twitter feed) take on any of them.

Think the worst part for me is how much of your fuckin time he sucks up. As years go on detracting, it is like how much of my life gets sucked out from this time vampire.

I really cant tell if hes just gettin worst, or I'm just sick of this dude wasting so much time in a day.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Will DSP do a Thanksgiving special this year?

Even with maximum pignosis, I don't know how he's going to pretend that its been a good year for him. The Sidescrollers interview was a disaster, and created a whole bunch of negative attention without any increase in revenue. Boogie and Wings still got money from Keemstar, despite DSP sabotaging the podcast.

LTG casually bodied him and showed Phil that other lolcows think they're above him. Memberships and tips are declining. The ego boost he got from ranking in SF6 has gone. Spending money on new releases isn't working out, and he lost all those contribution from being mortally sick.

He's really going to have to retreat into his delusions to keep things pahsitive and not just whine about being betrayed.

 

[Gramh]

I love DSP's dedication to finishing games so his trolls don't laugh at him. People are bored with his selection of games, he's not making any money on them at all, and is telling his fans who don't want to compensate him that he's going to continue doing the thing they don't want because they want to see the end of the games. He's so worried about Poet tweeting that he wage quit or Memeology making another video laughing at him that he's willing to tank his business.

 

[BlastMonk]

Will DSP do a Thanksgiving special this year?

Even with maximum pignosis, I don't know how he's going to pretend that its been a good year for him. The Sidescrollers interview was a disaster, and created a whole bunch of negative attention without any increase in revenue. Boogie and Wings still got money from Keemstar, despite DSP sabotaging the podcast.

LTG casually bodied him and showed Phil that other lolcows think they're above him. Memberships and tips are declining. The ego boost he got from ranking in SF6 has gone. Spending money on new releases isn't working out, and he lost all those contribution from being mortally sick.

He's really going to have to retreat into his delusions to keep things pahsitive and not just whine about being betrayed.

So long as he has his whales so you cna order gin and play his gatcha hes not too fussed. Phil needs to see a monthly income of less than 1K before even his denial centric mind realises something is wrong

 

[Iron Father]

Do you remember when he didn't snort one single time during the bankrupcy hearing?
Pepperidge farm remembers.

At the 10 minute mark you get a "yes business related and I do still own it" + throat clear + snort kahmbo.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Original Sin was 60 hours long and everyone was checked out.

He had a lot of people watching him fall on his face in every stream.
He had almost every stream about $100
There were restreamers who had ove 200 people watching.
What was the catch?
Divinity made phil look how stupid he is and he dropped it.
It wasn't time, but time was a good excuse to deflect from the original reason.
After Divinity he wasted a shitload of months playing skryim for the gorillionth time, gta5, oblivion, bloodborn twice (original and rerun) , etc.

 

[Crooked 16th]

"People want me to finish these games I'm playing before the big new releases."

Then finish them and stop dicking around by dragging out Mario and Alan Wake thinking it's going to get you support. You'd think with as much time he has spent chasing the instant hit of dopamine in Champions he would realize people want something new as quickly as they can consume it. It's why his suggestion box was full of games people want him to play.