DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

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  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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It's strange how he came back and suddenly started talking about an agenda to stop begging. Curiously WPIG put on an Aqua Teal video recently, where someone tells him to stop bringing up contributions or goals and "just" thank people for money. DSP couldn't fathom the idea of not bringing up goals because that's "not begging" and if his dents didn't know about his goals then he would go bankrupt instantly.
"I'm living in a good living arrangement." Freudian slip? I mean we all know him and Kat are basically roommates at this point. But I mean what happily married person refers to his home life as a "good living arrangement"?
 
lol some poor schlub working the same amount of time at McDonald's in WA made more than double that. DSP should just get a minimum wage job.

Phil makes way too much money to even consider it. He's still at what, 8k-12k per month pre-tax? His monthly expenses (not counting addictions) are at most 5-6k. We won't see true DesperateSydePhil until we hit the 5k monthly average.
 
Phil makes way too much money to even consider it. He's still at what, 8k-12k per month pre-tax? His monthly expenses (not counting addictions) are at most 5-6k. We won't see true DesperateSydePhil until we hit the 5k monthly average.
I think you are overestimating what he makes now. His tips are way lower than they have been in quite some time, having a good day here and there doesn't offset the way more "slow nights" he has lately.
 
I think you are overestimating what he makes now. His tips are way lower than they have been in quite some time, having a good day here and there doesn't offset the way more "slow nights" he has lately.

Possibly. I did some math (probably wrong and generous). Correct me if I'm wrong:

Using PoP's tips tracker for 10/2023 - $3504 pre-tax and pre-PayPall cut
$250 from Patreon (took $30 off for their cut)
Membership math - 420 members, 30% cut off the top. Took the cheapest membership (3.99) for all 420 = $1134

Totals to $4888. Maybe someone tracks Superchats, but I don't know who or where that would be. So looking at it, he would need to make up another 3k to meet my original minimum theory. I'm not sure what his normal Superchat income looks like. Good call on this one.
 
I think this MAGFest cope is a fantastic insight into just how severely mentally ill DSP is.

I don't think he's misremembering, I dont even think he's lying, necessarily. I believe that he is so narcissistic, so delusional, so obsessed with, and protective of his former Youtube fame, and also so fucking adverse to anything that could be considering criticism or humbling, that he planted a false memory in his head, and this is what he believes.

I went to Phil's channel and watched the MAGFest video that he uploaded, and I just clicked into the video, randomly, and I swear to God he was talking about his haters.
( 3:55 )




This dude was talking about his 15 year legacy, while he was living it.
 
ok Phil, tell us what's funny

2023-11-06 20-11-12.mp4

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1202 times he opened with "what's funny is" and i've yet to hear something funny afterwards.


i'd lie if i'd pretend that i wasn't searching for some oldschool DSP racism but the "some fucking faggot japanese guy" line still got me good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pubsw0HF2g4&t=13s
 
Possibly. I did some math (probably wrong and generous). Correct me if I'm wrong:

Using PoP's tips tracker for 10/2023 - $3504 pre-tax and pre-PayPall cut
$250 from Patreon (took $30 off for their cut)
Membership math - 420 members, 30% cut off the top. Took the cheapest membership (3.99) for all 420 = $1134

Totals to $4888. Maybe someone tracks Superchats, but I don't know who or where that would be. So looking at it, he would need to make up another 3k to meet my original minimum theory. I'm not sure what his normal Superchat income looks like. Good call on this one.
He's got more members on his other channel, a bunch of premium members on both. Does POP's tracker count the tips/sc on that other channel as well? Not that the tips are high over there, he hardly ever streams on it so only the members really matters.
 
I think you are overestimating what he makes now. His tips are way lower than they have been in quite some time, having a good day here and there doesn't offset the way more "slow nights" he has lately.
Phils broke because of his pathetic addictions (fast food/gin/homoerotic jpeg simulators) and his inability to budget because hes a retard. You would have to cut his income in half before it looked like a mcdonalds worker, and even then why would you take 40k to work at mcdonalds when you could make the same streaming games?
 
Lmao, he starts the pre-stream immeditately complaining about the lack of members on the reacktion channel.

Never change, DSP.

EDIT: and now he's guilt-tripping. "It was YOU, MY VIEWERS, who suggested I should diversify my kahntent en do reacktions!"

:story:
 
Remember when he said it's no big deal if you can't re-up your membership, in his time off? Now he is saying he lost "HUNDREDS" of dollars worth of memberships. Shurrrre, Phil, shurrrrre. You scammed them out of a react marathon, shithead, why would they resubscribe and pay for a membership?
 
Lmao, he starts the pre-stream immeditately complaining about the lack of members on the reacktion channel.

Never change, DSP.
>DSP tries to reverse psychology bully his members: "You have the right to cancel your membership right now"
>Memberships drop
:stress:
 
This dude was talking about his 15 year legacy, while he was living it.
Not only that, he acts like he's living out some eternal punishment where every day he's trying to recreate that moment at magfest.
If I were making a movie about it (think "Last Man on Earth) I'd have him do his morning routine (wake up basically), shuffle to his awfice, turn on a bunch of equipment and start talking to a computer that may or may not be on. During his "Alright everyone, welcome back......" the camera would slowly pull out of the office, revealing a blighted hallway. Keep pulling back until it passes a destroyed bathroom with black mold creeping into the hallway from a mostly evaporated water trail. Going back further and down the stairs (maybe with a little bump as 2 seconds later a cats corpse comes into view) and to the kitchen to stop on a leg sticking out of the garbage disposal as a faint nasally voice upstairs talks about how great Kat is doing.
"Let's get into the gameplay, shall we. *Clap, snort* Sounds good?".
 
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