Orbiter DarkSydePhil A-Logs General - Infighting and Cringe Galore (Sons of Kojima, et al)

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Will suprczy actually file a lolsuit against Philip Paul Burnell?

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This is irrelevant to the current conversation but since you know some of the songs you wouldn't happen to have a link to an AI song in the style of Nickelback I really liked it but only line i remeber from it is "Ack Ack Ack here comes the chargeback"
a bit late but, that was my song, ALT made the video


i went on to win the AI Ch'king of the ring last year with this one, although philly b is so fucking tarded now i cant bring myself to make songs about him, now i just snipe him on retro fighters

 
how many pokemon videos did you count?

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Raw Phil is all that I need to be honest. These detractor channel guys always have huge problems of their own. I really prefer just watching a VOD of the stream and reading the hilarious chat than having some annoying dude pause the video and laugh every 10 seconds.
I tried to do Raw Phil...and, I can't. Phil alone puts me to sleep, because he is that fucking boring. I've mentioned this before, but Phil's streams should be used as a Goddamn sedative and I'm surprised the makers of Ambien aren't suing Phil for patent infringement the way he can cure insomnia. I usually catch Dave on a Tevin or Meerkat restream. Not for lack of trying, but Christ on a cracker, Phil by himself is...Jesus. If you can do it, God bless you. You have more mental fortitude than I ever will.

I agree that most detractor channels do get into their own way and huff on their own farts. I've always been neutral on BroSydePhil, I kinda am, but I wish he would pull back with his constant verbal diarrhea of comparing and contrasting of himself and Phil. Like, dude. We get it. Telling the world that you're better than some paranoid retard like Phil is like playing basketball with a down syndrome kid and calling a foul on them for double dribbling and traveling.

If you have to scream to the world that you're better than some retard like Phil, you're not, spoiler alert.
 
tried to do Raw Phil...and, I can't. Phil alone puts me to sleep, because he is that fucking boring.
Interesting. I can barely watch clips let alone restreams at this point because I find every other word from Phil viscerally irritating. He is indeed boring, I’ll give you that, but not drowsy-making for me.
 
I agree that most detractor channels do get into their own way and huff on their own farts. I've always been neutral on BroSydePhil, I kinda am, but I wish he would pull back with his constant verbal diarrhea of comparing and contrasting of himself and Phil. Like, dude. We get it. Telling the world that you're better than some paranoid retard like Phil is like playing basketball with a down syndrome kid and calling a foul on them for double dribbling and traveling.
You have to consider though, even half the posters on this forum are like this. Something about DSP just makes people out themselves that clearly their life isn't that great since they need to compare to him.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QDRB7H_ZTZw Sly talking about Iveega and his collection of porn games on his steam and his twitter likes.It from 2 days ago and someone linked me this today.
What a huge surprise - Kingslytee turning on his "friends" when it suits him. He has known about the futa and loli games Iveega has had for years. During the Ravensdolphin witch hunts he was told about them because he was looking for anyone in "the community" who'd be the next target. He did not care. He needed anyone he could get in his corner. He swept it. Fortunately for him his channel is now deleted so I cannot send the clips.

No one is surprised that Iveega being a massive sperg is also a lolicon and a futa fetishist. I am just surprised it took him this long to be exposed for it. And coincidentally it happened when Kingsly is vulnerable and in need of kickstarting his new channel. All of these self righteous losers will snake each other at the first opportunity or whenever it benefits them. Ravensdolphin is still streaming on YouTube and Kingslytee is surprisingly quiet about it.

One may wonder if this is a distraction from Kingslytee's master Wings007 being on fire right now for engaging in life ruination and IRL harassment. Naturally we must mention the MAGA hat and how desperate Kingslytee is to be some controversial ragebait figure and a bloodsports icon 10 years after bloodsports is relevant. It has now declined into AIDS-infected faggots calling each other pedophile on discord calls, in front of an audience that is mostly comprised of the rest of the members of those discords.
I know these are old posts but I had an effortpost in my drafts that got deleted before I disappeared and I'm not going to rewrite it. TL;DR this is another nothingburger and is (yet another) example of Sly & co being retarded niggers who doesn't know his ass from his mouth just like with Snood.
Nekopara (the main thing they were calling him a pedo for having) is not a loli game and outside of being a (non)porn* game isn't really exceptional in any way. They don't look loli-like and the VNDB page (link is SFW) explicitly tags it with non-loli heroines. At this point I don't even think any of them know what a loli actually is.

Obviously Iveega is superbly retarded for a) having porn games publicly visible on Steam (there's a hide button for a reason) and b) buying porn in the first place. But Sly gets the Mouthdrooler of the Year award for exposing someone for owning a game about having sex with catgirls (the sex part is paywalled by the way) and going straight to pedophilia just because anime girl™.


"Goutopia," the ill-fated refuge for DSP a-logs banned by Null in April 2024, owned and operated by former KF mod Agent Proper, has fallen. The site was apparently only registered for 2 years, and is now redirecting to a "ParkLogic."
...and nothing of value was lost

I used to think he was funny but it’s gone haywire the last year or so. I think he’s spun. Like a methhead or zooted on adderall. Rapid speech has always been there but now he’s got some psychotic symptoms like rage and paranoia.
He still is an editor for ItsaGundam, right? I can't imagine pumping out weekly 20-minute long videos as your full-time job does his mental health any good. He's on the internet 24/7
 
this is another nothingburger and is (yet another) example of Sly & co being retarded niggers who doesn't know his ass from his mouth just like with Snood.
Pretty ironic that right after this post Sly had renowned white trash racist Ethan Ralph on his stream and was cheerleaded by Wings007 in stream chat. Yet again he is insistant on being the bestest boy porch monkey house nigger. A man with zero integrity. There's nothing lesser than a black man sucking up to white supremacist trash just to be accepted. I hope his kids are proud of him.

He also talked about starting a second job recently so it's only a matter of time until he starts more drama with someone for clout and for some extra views and money.
 
For some reason, I clicked on WPIG again. I only lasted 5 minutes. ALT was watching Phil putting his hand behind his head and flexing his bicep. I get it, it’s funny, but is it really so funny that you have to beat that joke to death and fake-cackle for 5 minutes? Every time I tune into WPIG, the same shit happens: DSP says or does something funny, ALT makes a joke, and then beats that joke for at least 3 minutes while fake-cackling.
On TBS I observed that if the group starts making jokes on a subject, he comes with the lames ones regarding that subject and laughs at them the hardest.
 
For some reason, I clicked on WPIG again. I only lasted 5 minutes. ALT was watching Phil putting his hand behind his head and flexing his bicep. I get it, it’s funny, but is it really so funny that you have to beat that joke to death and fake-cackle for 5 minutes? Every time I tune into WPIG, the same shit happens: DSP says or does something funny, ALT makes a joke, and then beats that joke for at least 3 minutes while fake-cackling.
On TBS I observed that if the group starts making jokes on a subject, he comes with the lames ones regarding that subject and laughs at them the hardest.
You've gotta remember the ALT lore and it makes all the sense. He's a weeb sperg who socially isolated himself in Japan a la Chibinkodemyx. He lacked any serious social ties to prevent him from disappearing off the face of the Earth and surrounding himself with people who couldn't communicate with him fluently and openly had contempt for him. He comes back years later to his native society and strikes it big hosting a livestream where he's beating the world's easiest pinata. The whiplash must rock the psyche, going from having no one and nobody to having hundreds to thousands of strangers competing to pay money to be his friend, respected livestreamers looking to collaborate, genuine attention and praise he's never felt.

Deep down, he must have serious impostor syndrome out the ass as he knows it's all unearned. He's not talented or charismatic or highly knowledgeable at a-logging DSP, but he's so inoffensive and has enough of that blank slate, french vanilla personality that people can project all the positive aspects of all the other DSP a-logs onto him. He's the perfect e-daddy in this sphere because he never has to have challenging takes or interesting insights, he just has to smile and put the lowest common denominator DSP jokes in the bag. Which he has, for many years.

Fast forward, and this has become a cornerstone of his life. He's no longer going out of his way to do this content, he'd be going out of his way to stop doing the content. Yet, deep down, he's still that shy introverted guy who ran away to be all alone in Japan; he doesn't feel any deep connections to any of these new viewers outside the bond they made over DSP. It's gotta be scratching away in the back of his mind that one of these streams has to be the last stream, one of these jokes will be the last joke, the last jab at DSP before the worm will turn.

Everyone else is making the next DSP joke to poke fun at pigroach, but for him? It's survival. "Will they still laugh at this bit? Oh God, I need to make a joke now before the moment passes. 'HAHAHAHAH!' Laugh big and loud! It's going to convince them to laugh too, and then this can continue! This will never end, it can't end, it just can't."

But, all things must pass. When it does and he finally decides he's burnt out from the DSP content, that he needs to establish himself and his audience separate from the DSP crutch, and he tries something new, those viewers will follow him... at first. Then, fewer will show up for stream 2, and then even fewer for stream 3; by stream 4, he'll be panicked. Oh God, it really was the DSP content. It really wasn't him as a person, he was never that clever or charming or funny after all. He'll desperately put his tail between his legs and go back to riding Phil's coattails. Back to playing that DSP flexing his bicep clip, laughing his sleep deprived eyes out, knowing he has to get his kids up in 4 hours for school, but he can't stop streaming and risk losing it again. Not again. He's not losing everyone and going back to Japan again. He can't. So, he laughs so loud and so exaggerated at the same clip he's seen 10 times, repeating the same joke he's said for the 20th time, laughing just loud enough to silence that voice going "yeah, but if you didn't have Phil, you'd have none of this."
 
For some reason, I clicked on WPIG again. I only lasted 5 minutes. ALT was watching Phil putting his hand behind his head and flexing his bicep. I get it, it’s funny, but is it really so funny that you have to beat that joke to death and fake-cackle for 5 minutes? Every time I tune into WPIG, the same shit happens: DSP says or does something funny, ALT makes a joke, and then beats that joke for at least 3 minutes while fake-cackling.
On TBS I observed that if the group starts making jokes on a subject, he comes with the lames ones regarding that subject and laughs at them the hardest.
I recently decided to give him a shot when he was restreaming because I couldn't stomach the nightmare that is the live dsp stream and I must say the WPIG stream was probably about 10x more autistic than I remember it. EVERYTHING is a metric and being tracked to an extent that's not fun or insightful or providing any value - just autistic. It doesn't feel like I'm hanging out to make fun of DSP but instead it's like an autistic science class. Pop-ups, counters, graphs, commands, stats...

For someone who constantly says it's not that deep, it really does seem like it's that deep for ALT and it really saps the fun out of the whole thing.
 
He can't. So, he laughs so loud and so exaggerated at the same clip he's seen 10 times, repeating the same joke he's said for the 20th time, laughing just loud enough to silence that voice going "yeah, but if you didn't have Phil, you'd have none of this."
He overlaughs and it’s a large part of why I don’t watch his solo streams anymore. However, I think you’re underestimating his appeal/potential. He’s got a spark of streaming creativity (all his OBS stuff is self-taught, all the games), is very organized, and can host a show as well as moderate a panel. How many streamers have that package? He just needs to ease up and let the jokes breathe.

And while ALT hasn’t found anything beyond Phil yet, he tries something every few months. His gaming streams actually had decent attendance on Kick, for instance (nothing compared to DSP content, I give you that). If he sticks with it, I personally believe something else will hit. It may still be lolcow something, but he does have a chance to branch out.

And he’s married with kids and seems to enjoy his family. He’s way way ahead in the game all in all.
 
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