🌟 Internet Famous Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

Feds making it a big deal with took away his Motorola Phone. He'll just go out and buy another Moto G which they almost give you for free even on prepaid plans. These fucking lolcows can't resist. He'll be stalking Grace V, these sexual urges never ever go away.

I can guarantee he didn't like being in the psych prison hospital, those are the worst of the worst, think shit throwers, real schizos, people who start a fight for no reason, people who scream 24 hours a day worse than even regular prison. And that's with them being drugged.
 
I talked to a former federal court clerk and current law professor last weekend about the case and he said that apparently you get an extra 20% credit for time served if it's pre-trial detention. So even if he gets sentenced to a little more than 25 months or however long he's been in lockup they might just let him out as soon as he's sentenced

ATP I'm like 80% sure they're giving him a bus ticket to Denver, maybe a taxi voucher, and that's it. Time served in July, fresh content and a new round of "managers" by August. Unlike with Chris there's no money to be made on Danny, and unlike some other cows there's not really a great reason for him to keep off the Internet entirely (in his mind).
Danny's not getting a halfway house for a barely two-year stint in federal prison. Isn't Colorado full of Antifa trannies and illegal migrants? Doubt the feds are going to do much more than they have to.

LOL called it. Knew his plot armor was too strong. I knew Chris getting getting his charges dropped meant consequences are an illusion for our subjects.
 
Daniel would never kill himself intentionally and probably can’t even fathom doing that retard

The closest possible scenario is unintentional suicide by cop, I think. If the popo ever suspect he's packing, I doubt Larson will follow orders to stop reaching.
 
I don't think being locked up will have rehabilitated Larson in anyway. His brain is literal mush at this point. He should be kept in a padded cell but we probably don't have to wait long before he does something stupid again and draws attention to himself if he gets access to the Internet.
 
Give it a little time, Danderson hates meds.
Danderson hates meds, but if he really is in a situation where he's got handlers actually watching his devices and accounts, they're probably also keeping a close enough eye on him as part of his conditions of release for at least a while.

He'll be back to being a music industry big-shot eventually, but it could take months or even a year or two before he finally slips through the cracks of the system and ends up on the loose again.
 
I'm starting to think that Danderson, Clav and the like are memetic agents glowies allow to roam for reasons beyond our comprehension. Danderson's powers involve a phone making its way to him regardless of logic. I can't wait for Mr. President's freedom look to drop and write "tuff" in chat.
 
I'm starting to think that Danderson, Clav and the like are memetic agents glowies allow to roam for reasons beyond our comprehension.
Beyond incompetence at state levels, I do genuinely think that given Agent McDougall's existence the Glowies probably let him roam free since they can use him as a honeypot for zoomers.

I still can't believe that of all Daniel's deceptions, the Secret Service agent ended up being the real one.
 
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