Craiglist game

[exball]

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ele/4192120473.html

Pac-man...and so much more.

I couldn't figure out what was weird until he was spilling his entire life story.

 

[A-Stump]

Oh Chicago, you never fail to be weird.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/m4w/4184090648.html

I actually saw something very similar to this a few months back except the guy went into vivid detail on how he wanted a gay dog experience.

.....Yeah

 

[applecat]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ch ... 43908.html

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

I found this one from Northern Virginia and while it is not gross it is creepy that this guy wants to randomly meet women to cuddle. What struck me as odd was how he had to point out he is masculine then proceeds describe his perfect cuddle date, and he says it is all strictly platonic.

http://winchester.craigslist.org/stp/4161055824.html

Here is another creepy one from Washington D.C. Apparently this guy wants to have a baby with some random women and guess what he has a car too.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ ... 71766.html

This man wants a slave.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ ... 61089.html

Northern Virginia man wants watersports.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ ... 32524.html

 

[Mourning Dove]

Ugh where I live is too Bible-Beltish and conservative to have anything depraved and bizarre enough to rival applecat's findings.

EDIT: Oh nevermind I guess Kansas is as bumfuck and redneck as everyone else thinks we are.

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cas/4197995246.html

 

[exball]

Northern Virginia man wants watersports.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ ... 32524.html

I hear Carlos Chantor can do watersports

 

[MysticMisty]

Northern Virginia man wants watersports.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ ... 32524.html

I hear Carlos Chantor can do watersports

You just know he was thinking about the watery maze dream coming true when he checked that box.

Actually I'd like to know how many people are clueless about watersports in sexual situations.

 

[Fialovy]

yeah, I think about the pokemon move and sea-dooing/waterskiing when I hear watersports

anyways, with hunting season recently started there seems to be a lot of adds for deer widows looking for their buck... if you know what I mean. Yeah...

 

[Watcher]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/r ... 06537.html

THE WHITE TRASH CAME TO CANADA AND STOLE THE LAND FROM THE ABORIGINAL INDIANS. THE WHITE TRASH ARE IMMIGRANTS, AND CLAIMING CANADA BELONGS TO THEM? HOW THE FUCK CAN A WHITE TRASH MAN CLAIM CANADA IS THE WHITE MANS WHEN THE WHITE TRASH MAN CAME TO CANADA AS IMMIGRANTS FROM THAT SHIT HOLE COUNTRY BRITIAN?

I THINK TOO MUCH CRACK AND INCEST BREEDING HAVE CONFUSED THE WHITE TRASH IMMIGRANTS AND NOW THEY CLAIM CANADA AS THEIR OWN.

FUCK YOU WHITE TRASH MAN. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY!!!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/nvn/r ... 78809.html

YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET BACK TO CHRISTIANITY!! THIS ABHORENT NONSENSE THAT YOU ZEALOTS ARE SPEWING IS BAD FOR MANKIND . YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO HELL FOR YOUR POLLUTED MIND !! YOU ARE ALL BAD SEEDS & GOD WOULD WANT YOU TO PERSICUTE YOURSELF TO SAVE A GOOD CHRISTIAN !! I WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE IS NO BLACKS, GAYS , HISPANICS , CHINKS ..... YOU GET THE IDEA . THEY ARE ALL BAD & WILL NOT DO THE LORDS WORK . I AM BETTER THAN YOU SINNERS BECAUSE I GO TO CHURCH ONCE A WEEK ....... MABEY ONCE A MONTH.... DEPENDING IF I FEEL LIKE GOING OR NOT ...ANYWAY ... FUCK YOU ALL & DON'T FORGET TO CALL YOUR WIFE A FUCKING CUNT TONITE !!!! HA HA HA !!!! yeah baby ... yeah !!!!

 

[exball]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/rnr/4212306537.html

THE WHITE TRASH CAME TO CANADA AND STOLE THE LAND FROM THE ABORIGINAL INDIANS. THE WHITE TRASH ARE IMMIGRANTS, AND CLAIMING CANADA BELONGS TO THEM? HOW THE FUCK CAN A WHITE TRASH MAN CLAIM CANADA IS THE WHITE MANS WHEN THE WHITE TRASH MAN CAME TO CANADA AS IMMIGRANTS FROM THAT SHIT HOLE COUNTRY BRITIAN?

I THINK TOO MUCH CRACK AND INCEST BREEDING HAVE CONFUSED THE WHITE TRASH IMMIGRANTS AND NOW THEY CLAIM CANADA AS THEIR OWN.

FUCK YOU WHITE TRASH MAN. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY!!!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/nvn/r ... 78809.html

YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET BACK TO CHRISTIANITY!! THIS ABHORENT NONSENSE THAT YOU ZEALOTS ARE SPEWING IS BAD FOR MANKIND . YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO HELL FOR YOUR POLLUTED MIND !! YOU ARE ALL BAD SEEDS & GOD WOULD WANT YOU TO PERSICUTE YOURSELF TO SAVE A GOOD CHRISTIAN !! I WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE IS NO BLACKS, GAYS , HISPANICS , CHINKS ..... YOU GET THE IDEA . THEY ARE ALL BAD & WILL NOT DO THE LORDS WORK . I AM BETTER THAN YOU SINNERS BECAUSE I GO TO CHURCH ONCE A WEEK ....... MABEY ONCE A MONTH.... DEPENDING IF I FEEL LIKE GOING OR NOT ...ANYWAY ... FUCK YOU ALL & DON'T FORGET TO CALL YOUR WIFE A FUCKING CUNT TONITE !!!! HA HA HA !!!! yeah baby ... yeah !!!!

At first I thought you were exaggerating the text. I was wrong.

 

[Fialovy]

http://nmi.craigslist.org/cas/4211392241.html

 

[Mourning Dove]

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cas/4163293326.html

Oh no...

 

[exball]

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cas/4163293326.html

Oh no...

 

[Hornets]

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/m4w/4176347827.html

Um... ok.

 

[Fialovy]

http://nmi.craigslist.org/cas/4197259732.html

yup... he's just a normal, sane guy on Craigslist!

 

[MysticMisty]

http://nmi.craigslist.org/cas/4197259732.html

yup... he's just a normal, sane guy on Craigslist!

Is he Japanese? Japanese men love panties (especially school girl panties).

 

[exball]

http://nmi.craigslist.org/cas/4197259732.html

yup... he's just a normal, sane guy on Craigslist!

Is he Japanese? Japanese men love panties (especially school girl panties).

Oh Japan, you so crazy.

 

[Fialovy]

well, my area isn't very known for having an Asian population, buuuuuuut who knows... yeah, I find it hard to believe he is a sane normal guy.

 

[Mourning Dove]

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cas/4215630331.html

Will they fill up a Fanta bottle?

 

[exball]

Bump because I missed this thread.