Craiglist game

[Watcher]

is it bad that none of the ones i find are weird enough? am i that desensitized?

I don't wanna know what goes on at your "Cat Parties"

 

[ON 190]

is it bad that none of the ones i find are weird enough? am i that desensitized?

I don't wanna know what goes on at your "Cat Parties"

The best kind, motherfucker.

 

[Mourning Dove]

http://wichita.craigslist.org/msr/4115095150.html

Lolwut

 

[A-Stump]

is it bad that none of the ones i find are weird enough? am i that desensitized?

I don't wanna know what goes on at your "Cat Parties"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYdX7Vl12WI

 

[applecat]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cas/4172492760.html

 

[Mourning Dove]

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cas/4189008766.html

 

[littlebiscuits]

NOT KEN SEEKING NOT NECESSARILY BARBI FOR LTR W/AFFECTION, LAUGHTER & - m4w - 59 (ASTORIA)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/msr/4188820392.html

I've read this sentence like twelve times and I still have no idea what it means.

 

[A-Stump]

NOT KEN SEEKING NOT NECESSARILY BARBI FOR LTR W/AFFECTION, LAUGHTER & - m4w - 59 (ASTORIA)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/msr/4188820392.html

I've read this sentence like twelve times and I still have no idea what it means.

I'm a down to Earth man who seeks someone who isn't plastic and artificial. I offer and would be well received to a long term relationship filled with affection and much laughter. I am a male seeking a female, and I am fifty nine years old, located in Astoria.

I've successfully translated it!

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cas/4189008766.html

Sorry for the double post but WAT :?

 

[littlebiscuits]

NOT KEN SEEKING NOT NECESSARILY BARBI FOR LTR W/AFFECTION, LAUGHTER & - m4w - 59 (ASTORIA)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/msr/4188820392.html

I've read this sentence like twelve times and I still have no idea what it means.

I'm a down to Earth man who seeks someone who isn't plastic and artificial. I offer and would be well received to a long term relationship filled with affection and much laughter. I am a male seeking a female, and I am fifty nine years old, located in Astoria.

I've successfully translated it!

God damn, stumpy. That's impressive.

 

[exball]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cas/4172492760.html

Jesus Christ what the fuck! WhatthefuckingfuckdidIjustread!

 

[applecat]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cas/4172492760.html

Jesus Christ what the fuck! WhatthefuckingfuckdidIjustread!

The person wants the elevator scene from The Shining to happen on his face, only out of a vagina.

 

[The Hunter]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cas/4172492760.html

Jesus Christ what the fuck! WhatthefuckingfuckdidIjustread!

The person wants the elevator scene from The Shining to happen on his face, only out of a vagina.

БОЖЕ МОЙ.

I'm sorry, I really don't know if I'm capable of expressing disapproval in my own language so effectively anymore.

 

[A-Stump]

http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/m ... 70642.html Not from my home area but this is the saddest plea for an affair ever witnessed

 

[MysticMisty]

http://tucson.craigslist.org/m4w/4137782848.html Not really noteworthy except it sounds like a loveshy wrote this (or Chris).

 

[A-Stump]

http://tucson.craigslist.org/m4w/4137782848.html Not really noteworthy except it sounds like a loveshy wrote this (or Chris).

He's sure to get at least one ounce of China in life

 

[Himawari]

I thought for sure that I'd find tons of weird shit for North Jersey, but this is the weirdest I've seen: http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mis/4174189278.html

(I accidentally flagged it as spam when my finger slipped on the touchscreen though... dunno if that means it will disappear soon haha!)

 

[Dollars2010]

Funky http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/stp/4186304535.html

 

[The Hunter]

http://elpaso.en.craigslist.org/m4w/4191555923.html
Attraction sign?

http://elpaso.en.craigslist.org/m4m/4190805649.html
I'd love to say, "I'm so fucking done," but I'm really not.

http://elpaso.en.craigslist.org/msr/4108294002.html
PUA advertising

http://elpaso.en.craigslist.org/mis/4169886388.html
... Curious about how they met...

 

[Descent]

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ele/4192120473.html

Pac-man...and so much more.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Funky http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/stp/4186304535.html

I'm sure this person has a lot of spooky, ephemeral wet dreams.