Cowboy Bebop Thread - Live-Action Adaptation cancelled after one season (it was shit)

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The saddest thing is that Yoko Kanno is involved in this.

But even so, she still produces massive bangers to this day

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[Corpun]

TBF, Tijuana in the original show looks like Tijuana today. You wouldn't know meteors randomly rain down on it by looking at that first episode.

Wasn't TJ in the show on some asteroid or something? Wonder if space donkey shows exist.

 

[CWCissey]

Ein's the dog you boneheads!

 

[feral cat #6385]

Ein's the dog you boneheads!

A dog would have given a better performance for Ed compared to what they cast.

 

[Commander X]

Starting to think the crew behind this didn't completely ruin the tone on purpose, their Hollywood-land brains are just fried and epic irony Borderlands/Chuck Wendig/Cracked dot com dialogue is natural human interaction to them.

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

They brought back Pierrot Le Fou just to have him quote Blade Runner I am not even kidding.

 

[Pissmaster]

I'm surprised they didn't black Ed given in the Anime she has brownish skin.

If she were a male character, she would be. White girls are still trump black girls in most cases

 

[Pentex]

>Faye wearing combat boots
>Faye dyking out
>Vicious is a poncy Brit
>WHO IN THE FUCK IS FEARLESS?!
>Random interracial relationships
>Gren's very existence in this show
>Jet and Spike as the Odd Couple
>Jet's daughter as a plot device
>The dialogue, by all that is holy, the dialogue
>Julia IS THE HEAD OF THE RED DRAGON SYNDICATE

MCU hands wrote this shitpile of an adaptation and it shows (Christopher Yost). I sincerely can't wait to see how Netflix sodomizes One Piece.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

I'm only 1 episode in, but I hate how much Spike and Jet get along. They seemed like they were always on the verge of tearing into each other in the actual show. Also, I thought we were past shoehorning in the black man cares about his kids trope, but whatever.

The surround sound mixing is very good and the action is okay to great. Just try to watch it like an old "if x was real" college humor bit.

 

[Uranus Pink]

Wasn't TJ in the show on some asteroid or something?

Could have swore it was on an asteroid.

Wonder if space donkey shows exist.

Do you really want to know that answer?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

And here's the truly horrifying part: JesuOtaku is less awkward and more on point here. Let that sink in.

Remember JesuOtaku Trooned out not long after.

Do you really want to know that answer?

Clerks 2 Donkey scene

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youtu.be

 

[mr.moon1488]

So I'm guessing this was about as bad as everyone was expecting it to be?

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

I never watched the anime and now I have to ask did they seriously call a nigger "Jet Black"? thats fucking hilarious

 

[Chilson]

So I'm guessing this was about as bad as everyone was expecting it to be?

Nope, it was worse...somehow.

 

[Kurtis Trent]

This actually looks better than the reboot.

I'm seriously telling yall a parody made by a black weeb is a more genuine and heartfelt adaptation because it was clearly made by people who gave a shit about the source material. Vader did a great job portraying Spike and part 3 has actual quality writing that would put Netflix to shame.

Also wholesome Spike and Faye interactions

 

[Kane Lives]

I never watched the anime and now I have to ask did they seriously call a nigger "Jet Black"? thats fucking hilarious

Jet was not black in the anime. Coded white man, if nothing else, ironically.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So I'm guessing this was about as bad as everyone was expecting it to be?

It's worse like before I thought it would be mediocre performances with bad jokes with Faye's being the worst.

The acting is even worse than I expected especially with John "Just Here for the Paycheck" Cho as Not!Spike.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I got some heavy Dr. Insano vibes from Ed in the video on the main page and I cam here to read your reactions.

I don't want to watch this piece of shit but I'm almost morbidly curious.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Oh my god Adrienne Barbeau what are you doing in this trash?! She deserves better. It is a travesty she had to retort to doing this show. I assume her family loved the anime but still.....

Also her character gives big Yzma vibes. If Eartha Kitt wasn't dead...........she'd be awesome.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Oh my god Adrienne Barbeau what are you doing in this trash?! She deserves better. It is a travesty she had to retort to doing this show. I assume her family loved the anime but still.....

Also her character gives big Yzma vibes. If Eartha Kitt wasn't dead...........she'd be awesome.

I didn’t realize Eartha Kitt was even dead until you brought it up. That sucks.