🪦 Deceased Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

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TestTubePuppy dijo:
Yesterday, Sara made a pretty ordinary chili dip, then she buried it under a gallon of sour cream. Is she sponsored by the Dairy Association or something? Everything she makes is loaded with dairy fat. Her fridge must be loaded with heavy cream, cream cheese, sour cream... maybe she owns a pet cow!
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She's breathing so heavily during it that I'm surprised she's not on oxygen yet.
 
For Jaime's pumpkin cake (which was a culinary travesty in every possible way... but I don't know where my smelling salts are so I shan't critique it just now), she has him try it on camera and he says woodenly, "It's perfect." At which point Simpee emits a weird breathy, grunting "Mmmmmm" sound, 01:55 in the 2nd video. Is she transitioning into feeder videos?? What the fuck is that sound?? What does it all mean??

I'm being histrionic on purpose but Simpee & Co. really are weird.

Poor Jaime seems zoinked on medication and permanently out to lunch. I wonder what happened to that guy; he used to be aware enough to make poor quality biscotti but I doubt he knows what biscotti even are anymore.

Billy Fackin' Kimber dijo:
Every time this thread gets bumped I wonder if she finally buttered herself to death. As far as deathfats go, she's alright, just makes slop and that's about it. No preaching, HAES bullshit, manipulation, grifting etc. just a pleasant, simpleminded glutton happy to potter in her kitchen. Godspeed.
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But she grifts every goddamn day. She has admitted in the past that she and Jaime are both on disability and they have been for fucking years. She's derping along making her garbage pail meals on the taxpayer's dime. That counts as grifting.
 
The "white enchiladas" are as caucasian as you can get. Start with some industrial sized barrel of cream of mushroom soup concentrate, stir in a vat of sour cream and add a few generic spices because you ran out of taco seasoning. Then stir some up with store-bought shredded chicken made from yesterday's rotisserie chicken from the market and spoon it into the wrong kind of tortillas- flour instead of corn- cold from the refrigerator- not quickly pan seared. Sprinkle in some shredded cheddar from a bag and roll it up. The result is more like an elementary school cafeteria burrito than an enchilada. The mash too many of them in a pyrex dish and pour a half gallon of the cream of mushroom glop over the top. You're not done yet! Add another vat of sour cream! Bake until it becomes one undifferentiated mass and scoop it onto a plate. NO! Don't eat it yet! Garnish with ANOTHER excessive glop of sour cream!

This qualifies as a recipe, but it's one of the lowest effort ones she's ever made and there isn't a single thing Mexican in it.
 
Rem Farms dijo:
Do eggshells have any nutritional value? Asking for a friend.
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Yes!!!! They are good for bones and teeth it’s the same nutrients the body uses them. You can regenerate teeth if you eat enough! It’s a slow process of course but it happens! But yeah eggshells are nasty. I’d throw them in my nutrabullet
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We missed Christmas with Sara, y'all! Better late than never:
It's in two parts, of course. The entire recipe is in the first (jello, cottage cheese(!), pineapple and cherries, the second is plating and garnishing. Random Betty sighting around 2:20 in the video 1. Immediately followed by Sara blanking out/stroking(?) trying to produce the word "container."

She made a lot of stuff over the holidays. Notably, these cake mix cookies.

Sara looks bad. Video 2 opens with Betty leaving in the background, for some reason.
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HamFan dijo:
We missed Christmas with Sara, y'all! Better late than never:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kEc_bsn_xpMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=OvF3QubODfEIt's in two parts, of course. The entire recipe is in the first (jello, cottage cheese(!), pineapple and cherries, the second is plating and garnishing. Random Betty sighting around 2:20 in the video 1. Immediately followed by Sara blanking out/stroking(?) trying to produce the word "container."

She made a lot of stuff over the holidays. Notably, these cake mix cookies.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_khqG5OBxjQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=V3GYRCzY4WE:36
Sara looks bad. Video 2 opens with Betty leaving in the background, for some reason.
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Good Lord. She looks not long for this world. All those bad choices are coming home to roost.
 
In relation to her bulk, her arms are oddly disproportionately "thin." Where are the bingo wings and busted biscuit cans? Weird!
 
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