🪦 Deceased Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

  • Iniciador del tema Iniciador del tema RI 360
  • Fecha de inicio Fecha de inicio
Destacado
The latest turkey sloppy joes doesn't have anything egregious, aside from the wonder bread hamburger bun. But has she put on weight? When she raises the camera to her face, it looks twice as thick as normal. Maybe it's just the lens of the camera or something.
 
TestTubePuppy dijo:
The latest turkey sloppy joes doesn't have anything egregious, aside from the wonder bread hamburger bun. But has she put on weight? When she raises the camera to her face, it looks twice as thick as normal. Maybe it's just the lens of the camera or something.
Presiona para expandir...
All of the loons in her comments are claiming she's lost weight. Don't see it, myself.
 
Bees dijo:
Yes, it’s when your pancreas suddenly stops working because you have cancer.

I first saw Sara in GBS a million years ago, I was so shocked to find Jamie wasn’t a skinny black guy.
Presiona para expandir...
So, almost akin to what Patrick Swayze died from. I've just looked it up, and people with Alzheimer's are said to develop it, too. Good grief... You all know the words, I started a joke...
 
Ground turkey sticks bad. A little oil is a lot better than buckets of whole cream and mountains of shredded cheese and cream cheese like her normal recipes.
 
French Onion Dip Chicken Spread

Screenshot from 2024-08-20 11-01-21.png

Easy Banana Bread
That's banana CAKE.

Screenshot from 2024-08-20 11-08-18.png
 
I keep hoping this retard will die, but she lumbers yet among us. Her cooking technique is shit, she has the personality of a harem warthog, and she is probably heavily inbred given how bizarrely tiny her forehead is and how derpy her face looks. Something just looks genetically off with her. Simpee is the personification of braindead useless eater.
 
TestTubePuppy dijo:
I think she's cute as a button. She looks like a giant cupid.
Presiona para expandir...
I have yet to see a depiction of Cupid that looks anywhere remotely as retarded as Simpee, but I have never met him/her/it personally. Perhaps he/she/it looks every bit as dysgenic, inbred, and retarded as Simpee. That is a hope to hold on to, and for which I thank thee.

And perhaps Cupid, if and when he/she/it cooks, practises hygiene every bit as poorly as Simpee does. Perhaps he/she/it even has a shit-stained chair floating in the clouds of his/her/its abode. Simpee eventually got rid of hers when enough people expressed disgust, but it likely lurks just out of camera range in the living room; one can dream it has become Jaime's preferred seating implement.

I'll take the top hats.
As an aside, that rating is as retarded as Simpee: This whole forum exists because people are mat at the internet.
This cataclysmically retarded bitch cannot cook or bake worth a shit and she lies all the time about ingredients and cooking methodologies. It is clear that she does not understand what she is doing or why. Would that we could have seen Mee-Maw or whatever the fuck Simpee calls her, so that we might better understand the how and why of Simpee.

When she eventually farts off to the Great Pig Trough in the Sky(TM), I shall miss hate-watching her.
 
Every time this thread gets bumped I wonder if she finally buttered herself to death. As far as deathfats go, she's alright, just makes slop and that's about it. No preaching, HAES bullshit, manipulation, grifting etc. just a pleasant, simpleminded glutton happy to potter in her kitchen. Godspeed.
 
Destacado
Debes iniciar sesión o registrarte para responder aquí.
Atrás
Top Abajo