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Has anyone else noticed the pee pad on the chair directly behind her, not the infamous chair
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It doesn’t even seem like those flavours or textures would go together. I love sweet and salty stuff but this is just a bunch of junk, she must have the palate of a child.
Make chex mix, Sara, it’s not that hard.
Make chex mix, Sara, it’s not that hard.
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SARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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- 16 de Jul, 2022
good LORD
i'd say dentists were salivating over this video, but no one watching them goes to the dentist anyway.
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- 4 de Jul, 2022
She never makes a single batch... it's always double everything. Her bloodstream must be like simple syrup. Well at least the 2023 version is more healthy. She included Bugles and pretzel sticks to satisfy the bread food group.
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- 10 de Feb, 2022
That chin is stupendous! Simpee Sarah had LifeByJen beat by a mile!
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Sarah's face fupa is turning into a party in the back of her neck, with that roll growing in nicely and merging with the chin. Sarah needs to work her angles more for max bullfrog throat effect.
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lol I had Bugles for the first time in like 20 years, a few years back, and theyre disgusting and I dont know if they always were or if I was just retarded. I was thinking 'well I can see candy corn, m&ms, and pretzels, maybe something else (I watched and she adds peanuts, okay, and I could see some brown chex too; maybe some seasoning or something poured over it to get it to clump up)--but Bugles and random cheez-its is insane.
Also am I wrong that this is the simplest recipe shes made, and its as long as or maybe longer than how she breaks up her other videos? Shell make a video that's like pot roast pizza or something stupid but with a few steps, and shell break it into four 5-minute videos and have a lot of cuts in, but then this video is 'pour a bunch of shit in a bowl' and its like a 7 minute video with 4 minutes being her listing off random other shit you could add, and telling you to like and comment and shit.
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TestTubePuppy
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In her latest video, I was hoping we'd get to the end of the recipe without loading it down with dairy fat... but in video 2, she globbed a big wad of shredded cheese and sour cream as "gurnish".
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interesting she didnt collect any in the forehead like tammy
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The forehead fat only occurs in the most rare and special of obeasts. They're like a unicorn, with a fupa on their foreheads instead of a horn.
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- 20 de Feb, 2019
She only has an inch and a half of forehead, there's no room for fat.
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- 10 de Feb, 2022
Simpee Sara's back in her Squalor Holler Kitchen just in time for Christmas! Today she's making hard candies out of sugar, water, corn syrup and... powdered sugar.
Throughout both videos, Simpee's panting like she just summited Everest and her tank's running dangerously low. Betty shows some leg and a mysterious white cat with a dark tail appears amongst the hoarded piles of junk on the floor.
No sign of Jamie. Where could he be? At work? Christmas shopping? In the ICU? I feel like someone should file a missing person report.
Simpee's beard is coming in nicely, toobz.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Throughout both videos, Simpee's panting like she just summited Everest and her tank's running dangerously low. Betty shows some leg and a mysterious white cat with a dark tail appears amongst the hoarded piles of junk on the floor.
No sign of Jamie. Where could he be? At work? Christmas shopping? In the ICU? I feel like someone should file a missing person report.
Simpee's beard is coming in nicely, toobz.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
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- 23 de Sep, 2021
My goal this Christmas is to make one Simply Sarah abomination to inflict on my family. It will not be Wanda's Macaroni Salad though. I'm not that evil.
I forget how to embed videos, it's been a while, but the original video you can really hear that Darth Vader breathing.
I forget how to embed videos, it's been a while, but the original video you can really hear that Darth Vader breathing.
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- 26 de Sep, 2023
If you're going to do it, you might as well go all out! Some of her recipes are totally benign (cucumber salad, roasted garlic, etc), you need the fully Simply Sara experience! But I agree macaroni salad with sweetened condensed milk is a bridge too far. The sliders made with holiday leftovers are probably a nice middle choice, unless you really need the Simply Sara experience on Christmas Day.
Edit: Media embeds are currently giving a "forbidden" message, but the direct link to the macaroni video is below it.
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- 16 de Jul, 2022
Careful of her roasted garlic. We discussed a bit earlier in the thread that her roasted garlic recipe is super unsanitary and is a botulism magnet. Not that we'd expect anything less!
She does have some very delicious-looking (albeit decadent) recipes out there. Some of her baked goods and non-cream soups looked pretty good, but then again, if you're gonna do it, you gotta do it up.