🪦 Deceased Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

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Leave it to Sarah to fuck up something as simple as homemade snack mix while huffing and puffing from the effort of dumping a few bags of crap in a bowl.
 
She never makes a single batch... it's always double everything. Her bloodstream must be like simple syrup. Well at least the 2023 version is more healthy. She included Bugles and pretzel sticks to satisfy the bread food group.
 
That chin is stupendous! Simpee Sarah had LifeByJen beat by a mile!
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it's real close...
 
It doesn’t even seem like those flavours or textures would go together. I love sweet and salty stuff but this is just a bunch of junk, she must have the palate of a child.

Make chex mix, Sara, it’s not that hard.
lol I had Bugles for the first time in like 20 years, a few years back, and theyre disgusting and I dont know if they always were or if I was just retarded. I was thinking 'well I can see candy corn, m&ms, and pretzels, maybe something else (I watched and she adds peanuts, okay, and I could see some brown chex too; maybe some seasoning or something poured over it to get it to clump up)--but Bugles and random cheez-its is insane.

Also am I wrong that this is the simplest recipe shes made, and its as long as or maybe longer than how she breaks up her other videos? Shell make a video that's like pot roast pizza or something stupid but with a few steps, and shell break it into four 5-minute videos and have a lot of cuts in, but then this video is 'pour a bunch of shit in a bowl' and its like a 7 minute video with 4 minutes being her listing off random other shit you could add, and telling you to like and comment and shit.
 
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In her latest video, I was hoping we'd get to the end of the recipe without loading it down with dairy fat... but in video 2, she globbed a big wad of shredded cheese and sour cream as "gurnish".
 
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Simpee Sara's back in her Squalor Holler Kitchen just in time for Christmas! Today she's making hard candies out of sugar, water, corn syrup and... powdered sugar.

Throughout both videos, Simpee's panting like she just summited Everest and her tank's running dangerously low. Betty shows some leg and a mysterious white cat with a dark tail appears amongst the hoarded piles of junk on the floor.

No sign of Jamie. Where could he be? At work? Christmas shopping? In the ICU? I feel like someone should file a missing person report.

Simpee's beard is coming in nicely, toobz.

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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
 
My goal this Christmas is to make one Simply Sarah abomination to inflict on my family. It will not be Wanda's Macaroni Salad though. I'm not that evil.
I forget how to embed videos, it's been a while, but the original video you can really hear that Darth Vader breathing.
 
My goal this Christmas is to make one Simply Sarah abomination to inflict on my family. It will not be Wanda's Macaroni Salad though. I'm not that evil.
I forget how to embed videos, it's been a while, but the original video you can really hear that Darth Vader breathing.
If you're going to do it, you might as well go all out! Some of her recipes are totally benign (cucumber salad, roasted garlic, etc), you need the fully Simply Sara experience! But I agree macaroni salad with sweetened condensed milk is a bridge too far. The sliders made with holiday leftovers are probably a nice middle choice, unless you really need the Simply Sara experience on Christmas Day.

Edit: Media embeds are currently giving a "forbidden" message, but the direct link to the macaroni video is below it.

 
If you're going to do it, you might as well go all out! Some of her recipes are totally benign (cucumber salad, roasted garlic, etc), you need the fully Simply Sara experience! But I agree macaroni salad with sweetened condensed milk is a bridge too far. The sliders made with holiday leftovers are probably a nice middle choice, unless you really need the Simply Sara experience on Christmas Day.

Edit: Media embeds are currently giving a "forbidden" message, but the direct link to the macaroni video is below it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Careful of her roasted garlic. We discussed a bit earlier in the thread that her roasted garlic recipe is super unsanitary and is a botulism magnet. Not that we'd expect anything less!

My goal this Christmas is to make one Simply Sarah abomination to inflict on my family. It will not be Wanda's Macaroni Salad though. I'm not that evil.
I forget how to embed videos, it's been a while, but the original video you can really hear that Darth Vader breathing.

She does have some very delicious-looking (albeit decadent) recipes out there. Some of her baked goods and non-cream soups looked pretty good, but then again, if you're gonna do it, you gotta do it up.
 
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