🪦 Deceased Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

[Bees]

I don't know, Sarah came back from what seemed like fatty death. She may already be undead.

It's the nitrates preserving her.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Well, she's been busy deleting and blocking during this little delight.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Second hambeast spotted in the beginning. The whole fucking household is fat as a whale. It’s a divine miracle the house foundation hasn’t allahu akbarred itself yet.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Sara's "cinnamon de-lochay" looked like it had as much sugar as Kailyn's coffee abortion.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Well, she's been busy deleting and blocking during this little delight.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UhnpLJ3FdiA

“Add the half and half.” *dumps two cups of heavy whipping cream in*

And then two tankards ready to go once she finishes that mason jar.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

It annoyed me that she didn't even stir in all that fucking heavy whipping cream. That was one fat and sugar filled coffee. Hot damn. Also, I'm not paying 40 bucks for tupperware carafe.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Second hambeast spotted in the beginning. The whole fucking household is fat as a whale. It’s a divine miracle the house foundation hasn’t allahu akbarred itself yet.

I think it's a trailer so it's even more precarious.

Did you guys notice that her breathing is becoming worse and worse during this video?

 

[Dysnomia]

Hey...WAIT A MINUTE!! I thought your fat ass gave up meat because DiVeRtIcUlItUS!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EbpZuazp2IU

Well it's not like all that vegan crap she ate was healthy either. She stuck to processed fake meat and kept the sugar train a rollin'.

 

[NSFW]

Imagine you put a whole jar of mayonnaise in a mass of tomatoes and crackers and then call it "salad" while you can hardly breathe. This is just Sara in a nutshell.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rtUpl83fh1Y

Did she have a stroke by the end of this video? Not only was she struggling to get words out but she also pronounced her own name wrong. Maybe adding additional salt to a bowl of saltine crackers and mayo was a mistake “Saria”.

 

[Space Madness]

Every time I see her I can’t help but think how unlucky she was in the genetics lottery. The way her head sits on the big fat neck is fascinating and repulsive at the same time.

It’s a bit mesmerizing, isn’t it? It kinda reminds me of the gross naked aliens from the first futurama movie.

She’s got a new video up for dessert, and it’s a two-parter! The production quality is as high as always.

Part 1: https://youtu.be/pXM4KtVNueo
Part 2: https://youtu.be/D4EnB3nK8pw

I think she gets more and more out of breath with every video.

 

[Stinky Britches]

I would be interested in seeing a few pictures of her from childhood and her teen years. Like where did it all go so irreparably wrong? Did she ever have a chin separate from the neck? We’re the eyes ever not squinty?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

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She's got a twohead and a twentyneck.

 

[Uncle Meat]

The only thing better than Sara walking away from the camera for extended periods of time is minutes on end of horribly noisy hand mixers creating an intolerable noise on youtube videos. I like the off screen shaking of the whipped cream can too.

 

[OstREEEch]

The kitchen hoard continues to grow. Im surprised she still has counter space to "cook"!

 

[Twa Corbies]

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=pXM4KtVNueohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=D4EnB3nK8pw
She's got a twohead and a twentyneck.

dear God. It looks like she picked that camera angle to make her look as bad as possible.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

dear God. It looks like she picked that camera angle to make her look as bad as possible.

I mean, when you look like she does is there really such thing as a good angle?

 

[Uncle Meat]

I mean, when you look like she does is there really such thing as a good angle?

Perhaps an orbital trajectory?

 

[MrsLoveMom]

She and big J are going to eat this for TWO DAYS! I thought she was making this for 20 + people or maybe for the local Deli!!

Well, Jamie couldn't wait. Look at the sides. NO wonder these two are the size of small houses!

 

[Uncle Meat]

That is the sloppiest cooking I've ever seen from her. The way she dumps the onion and garlic powder on is Scalfanic. And the mulligan stew of condiments... Then drenching it all with ketchup. Why was the "old ketchup" such a different color? Is it months old or something? The throwaway ending with the molested meat blob. Maybe she will have enough for a sammich tomorrow. The worst is the Lovecraftian sounds it makes when she mashes it all up with her chubby paw. Wow! This is a great video.

 

[OstREEEch]

That is the sloppiest cooking I've ever seen from her. The way she dumps the onion and garlic powder on is Scalfanic. And the mulligan stew of condiments... Then drenching it all with ketchup. Why was the "old ketchup" such a different color? Is it months old or something?

She must've been extra hungry while cooking. Sometimes she gets in too big of a hurry to eat. Hell, Jamie couldn't even wait for her to film her recipe before digging in.