🪦 Deceased Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Imagine you put a whole jar of mayonnaise in a mass of tomatoes and crackers and then call it "salad" while you can hardly breathe. This is just Sara in a nutshell.

I swear some other cow has done this exact recipe. Scalfani, probably.

EDIT: OF COURSE!

 

[Uncle Meat]

Imagine you put a whole jar of mayonnaise in a mass of tomatoes and crackers and then call it "salad" while you can hardly breathe. This is just Sara in a nutshell.

Is it called a Georgia Cracker Salad because it has crackers in it, or is that the type of person who eats recipes like this?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Imagine you put a whole jar of mayonnaise in a mass of tomatoes and crackers and then call it "salad" while you can hardly breathe. This is just Sara in a nutshell.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rtUpl83fh1Y

IT'S UP TER YER TASTE!

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Imagine you put a whole jar of mayonnaise in a mass of tomatoes and crackers and then call it "salad" while you can hardly breathe. This is just Sara in a nutshell.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rtUpl83fh1Y

Do you think Sara is just working her way up to dropping the pretense of a recipe and just eating the mayo straight out of the jar?

 

[Driftwood]

Yes, she has. It's been discussed over on Voat, although I haven't been there in over a year.

And RE: Sara's pneumonia... she had to be airlifted to a hospital that (by her own admission) had only TWO FUCKING BEDS equipped to deal with her fat ass. I'm sure her doctor has censured her up, down, sideways, and diagonally for being non-compliant, in denial about her health, and a waste of valuable resources. And after all that, she got fucking BIGGER.

But don't take my word for it:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MYxTbPhmTL0

Her whole tone during the video was of resignation. "I could have died. Eh, what are you going to do?"

 

[A borscht-on]

I dig Sara. She seems lovely and enthusiastic, and adores her own cooking. If the road had had a different fork for Sara, she would be a very devoted and creative cook. I suppose she is anyway, but I mean a divergent path that wasn't paved in mayonnaise and trailer parks.

 

[Uncle Meat]

I would buy a t-shirt with her face on it and "you can make it anyway you like" written underneath.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

I would be interested in seeing her hospital bill.

 

[OstREEEch]

I would be interested in seeing her hospital bill.

I bet it's covered by medicare.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

I bet it's covered by medicare.

Yep.
In states where childless but hard working adults that fall on hard times, struggle to get basic healthcare just gain 400lbs and the state will foot your bill.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Way to take a grain that's dicey at best on the health meter and turn it into a hillbilly fat feast!

 

[Constellationzero]

Hey...WAIT A MINUTE!! I thought your fat ass gave up meat because DiVeRtIcUlItUS!!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Yikes, that's a heck of a beard. When you can see that much of your hairy neck why wouldn't you at least shave it?

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Hey...WAIT A MINUTE!! I thought your fat ass gave up meat because DiVeRtIcUlItUS!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EbpZuazp2IU

“Sloppy” being the operative word.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Hey...WAIT A MINUTE!! I thought your fat ass gave up meat because DiVeRtIcUlItUS!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EbpZuazp2IU

Every time I see her I can’t help but think how unlucky she was in the genetics lottery. The way her head sits on the big fat neck is fascinating and repulsive at the same time.

 

[Constellationzero]

Yikes, that's a heck of a beard. When you can see that much of your hairy neck why wouldn't you at least shave it?

Now how would Zir show how STUNNING AND BRAVE Zir is otherwise?

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Way to take a grain that's dicey at best on the health meter and turn it into a hillbilly fat feast!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=maJ8NfKQUPg

Deep fried corn and chicken tenders for lunch. That's like a splurge day at the county fair, not an everyday normal lunch to eat.

 

[Driftwood]

So, since Sara and Scalfani have both had brushes with death due to their severe obesity and general reckless disregard for their health, which one of these top chefs do you all think will keel over first?

 

[Apathy is my superpower]

So, since Sara and Scalfani have both had brushes with death due to their severe obesity and general reckless disregard for their health, which one of these top chefs do you all think will keel over first?

 

[OstREEEch]

So, since Sara and Scalfani have both had brushes with death due to their severe obesity and general reckless disregard for their health, which one of these top chefs do you all think will keel over first?

I don't know, Sarah came back from what seemed like fatty death. She may already be undead.