Lovequest Conversations with Jessica Quinn

[HomeAloneTwo]

Would you still hit it after Chris did?

Do I get entered into a raffle for a bag of garbage?

 

[Funnybone]

this chick is almost fooling me that she's not a troll--but she has to be. There is simply no way she couldnt be.

 

[SoneeBoi]

Why are people still trolling Chris like this? I mean, I love a good laugh at his expense and all, but another galpal-who-turns-out-to-be-a-troll scheme?

JFC.

 

[Rupin]

this chick is almost fooling me that she's not a troll--but she has to be. There is simply no way she couldnt be.

If she isn't, then there is hope that even the goofiest neckbeard can get a semi-decent girl.

 

[m0rnutz]

Freudian psychology says you will seek out your mother in a girl or your father in a boy. For Chris, the girl will be assertive and possessive, and want things her way.

Jessica is Blarb.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Hmmm, Jessica seems a bit...unhinged?

This sweetheart saga could turn the tables on Chris.

 

[Taily Puff]

That face.... is the crazy in the eyes or in the eyebrows?

I decided that this question deserved a serious answer. So I isolated her eyebrows and her eyes in separate images and ran a full suite of tests to determine each crazy node identifiable under modern crazy rating standards.

I think the answer is "both".

 

[NinFreakLan]

Hmmm, Jessica seems a bit...unhinged?

This sweetheart saga could turn the tables on Chris.

It's not just unhinged. She's the same Jess who's been running around the past while giving our dear fatty the ass-pats for fucking everything. Chris is in a submissive relationship with the asspatter of what might be everything since the blarms.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

She's jealous of a cartoon pony.

She may BE the eye of Hurricane Autism.

Methinks she be a pickle-chopper.

 

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Captain Boomerang's Jessica's eyebrows are the visual equivalent of horror movie violins.

I mean, I try (albeit badly) to not get too hung up on body image, but Sweet Christmas those things look like they can be detached from her forehead and used to pry open doors or ribcages or something.

 

[Casual Garbage]

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I think we found a new emote

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Captain Boomerang's Jessica's eyebrows are the visual equivalent of horror movie violins.

I mean, I try (albeit badly) to not get too hung up on body image, but Sweet Christmas those things look like they can be detached from her forehead and used to pry open doors or ribcages or something.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I'm anxious to find out the origin of the Jessica avatar and pictures. The roleplayer behind the character is doing an interesting job so far. Giving Chris enough rope to hang himself with is always the best policy.

 

[Rupin]

I'm anxious to find out the origin of the Jessica avatar and pictures. The roleplayer behind the character is doing an interesting job so far. Giving Chris enough rope to hang himself with is always the best policy.

I agree. It's like only place she exists is on Facebook.

 

[Keine]

I'm anxious to find out the origin of the Jessica avatar and pictures. The roleplayer behind the character is doing an interesting job so far. Giving Chris enough rope to hang himself with is always the best policy.

Google image search doesn't pull anything up, and there's quite a few photos on her profile so they're not just camwhore photos at least.

There's still a good chance it's not actually her. I know there's instances of catfishing where they just grabbed stuff from someone else's Facebook and assumed their likeness.

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

Hmmm, Jessica seems a bit...unhinged?

Of course she's unhinged, if she's not a troll. No normal mentally healthy person would want anything to do with Chris.

A normal person wouldn't get involved in a relationship with a horribly unattractive, autistic, trans-wannabe like Chris.

 

[idosometimes]

This whole thing is strange. Chris may be an awful selfish disgusting fat human being who stinks like rotting garbage, but he is still slow in the mind and has mental problems. This all seems much more cruel than funny. He is infatuated with the idea of a sweetheart and dumb as dirt, so it is very easy to exploit him. Though I will laugh if she eventually kills Chris as the case will definitely be featured on one the trashier shows on ID.

A normal person wouldn't get involved in a relationship with a horribly unattractive, autistic, trans-wannabe like Chris.

Yeah. Chris cannot score a pity lover, like other broken people can. He is too horrible for anyone to feel sorry for him. it seems off somehow.

 

[InactionMan]

I'm anxious to find out the origin of the Jessica avatar and pictures. The roleplayer behind the character is doing an interesting job so far. Giving Chris enough rope to hang himself with is always the best policy.

This photo was uploaded to a Spergatory thread about a year ago. Given her seeming obsession with Harley Quinn, I would assume that isn't her real name. Is any of the info listed in this pic true? I'm sure a site like Classmates could confirm or deny.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Though I will laugh if she eventually kills Chris as the case will definitely be featured on one the trashier shows on ID.

The Manchild Mangler. Her hallmark is to hold down her victims and record their screams.

 

[Twrx]

I'm excited to see how this plays out.