Controversial Cosmetics. - NSFW

[BroccoliBrain]

And I thought this thread was gonna be about crushed bunny bones in my mascara.

I saw a picture of a sewn up pussy on tumblr once, laced up like tennis shoes. It was completely untagged and had some flowery kink caption. It's probably shopped but still that's levels of crazy I want in a thread under a spoiler tag, not out in the open for me to blind myself on.

 

[Barbarella]

The only problem with tattooed makeup is that your face changes as you age or gain weight, lose weight, etc. It's not enough for us to really notice but millimeters can make a difference. Maybe it's not as bad with liner and brows-that can be covered up anyway. But we've all seen lips that were done that look wrong. That doesn't mean it was always wrong, just that the person changed. Lips especially seem to. Hange, probably because of all the talking we do.

Just ask about changes when you go in and listen to the answer. If they blow it off or say there won't be changes or something-find somebody new.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The only problem with tattooed makeup is that your face changes as you age or gain weight, lose weight, etc. It's not enough for us to really notice but millimeters can make a difference. Maybe it's not as bad with liner and brows-that can be covered up anyway. But we've all seen lips that were done that look wrong. That doesn't mean it was always wrong, just that the person changed. Lips especially seem to. Hange, probably because of all the talking we do.

Just ask about changes when you go in and listen to the answer. If they blow it off or say there won't be changes or something-find somebody new.

You're right. I'd avoid lips all together, personally, only because they do change and the lip line can feather a bit as you age. The stuff where you have hair (eyebrows, eyelashes) give you that extra bit of cushion so if/as things change a bit as you the hair hides it. Subtle filler for eyeliner (very close or in lash line) and in the brows seems a safe bet.

 

[Pancake]

And I thought this thread was gonna be about crushed bunny bones in my mascara.

I saw a picture of a sewn up pussy on tumblr once, laced up like tennis shoes. It was completely untagged and had some flowery kink caption. It's probably shopped but still that's levels of crazy I want in a thread under a spoiler tag, not out in the open for me to blind myself on.

Isn't that fgm?

 

[RI 360]

Isn't that fgm?

I think what she means is something like this, but over a vag:

 

[LD 3187]

I think what she means is something like this, but over a vag:

Been to tumblr, can confirm:

Spoiler: this is part of a chastity fetish btw

 

[RI 360]

Been to tumblr, can confirm:

Spoiler: this is part of a chastity fetish btw

WTF is the not one, but TWO mounds of flesh after "her" "vag"?

 

[LD 3187]

WTF is the not one, but TWO mounds of flesh after "her" "vag"?

It's a combo fupa+belly.

 

[fuckyourdad]

I love most non extreme body mods. I have many tattoos and plan to get more, I also one surface piercing on my face however like someone mentioned earlier - I like to still look feminine with my mods so I keep my hair long and natural. I think coloured hair is nice when done well, but I don't like to do too much at once. If you like to do it all at once though, do you.

In terms of cosmetic surgery, I would get a tummy tuck and loose skin removed from my arms (I have it from losing a lot of weight) and a nose job, nothing else really though.

Also that sewen up vag, yikes.

 

[Barbarella]

I dont care what anybody does to themselves. I do hope they think about consequences-certain things still make you less employable. Age changes things and what you thought was reasonable at 22 is embarrassing at 42. Unfortunately, you are older for much more of your life than young. However, as long as people understand the consequences, go ahead and split your tongue in half, get elf ears and holes in your cheeks so people cAn see your yellowing molars. Not my business. I may give you a long look like I did the 700 lb woman I saw the other day scooting around in her wheelchair, but once what I'm looking at sinks in, it's done. (Tats and colored hair are too mainstream to even notice).

Sewing your pussy shut? That's something else. While I'm not likely to run into that in real life, it still deserves a horrifying rating and anybody who does it deserves my laughter. That said-I don't think that photo is real. A thin girl is not going to have a fupa like that. it looks more like balls then vulva. There is no place for her to pee. And shoelaces aren't going to have nice neat healing around it. You need something much smaller to close.

I call shenanagins on that photo.

No pussies were harmed in the making of this non-motion picture.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

While that isn't the exact picture, it was indeed a chastity fetish thing. I'm still wtf over it but whatever floats their boat.

Lolwut is that SHOELACES?

 

[Male]

Tying your vag like it's a shoe is idiotically hilarious, it's like they got a 3rd world Chasity belt down there.

 

[Maiden]

I'm pretty sure the laced-up vag isn't intended to be a permanent thing. A lot of the stuff like the corset piercings and whatnot are only temporary and rarely kept in for more than a week or so since you can't really 'keep' piercings in those kind of areas for too long without issue (since they're just piercings across the surface of the skin and not actually 'through' a part of the body like a nose / tongue / ear piercing etc).

I mean, it doesn't make it any less ridiculous, but.

 

[RG 448]

Been to tumblr, can confirm:

Spoiler: this is part of a chastity fetish btw

You sure that isn't a football fetish?

 

[cuddle striker]

I'm pretty sure the laced-up vag isn't intended to be a permanent thing. A lot of the stuff like the corset piercings and whatnot are only temporary and rarely kept in for more than a week or so since you can't really 'keep' piercings in those kind of areas for too long without issue (since they're just piercings across the surface of the skin and not actually 'through' a part of the body like a nose / tongue / ear piercing etc).

I mean, it doesn't make it any less ridiculous, but.

the "sewn" pussy is actually healed piercings. they take the jewelry out and then put the lace through and lace it up. they take it out after a few hours though or it gets irritated.

 

[Maiden]

the "sewn" pussy is actually healed piercings. they take the jewelry out and then put the lace through and lace it up. they take it out after a few hours though or it gets irritated.

Yeah, I've seen it before, though usually with the piercing jewelry laced up. But the "sewing up" is still temporary and not the permanent installation everyone thinks it is lmao

 

[cuddle striker]

Yeah, I've seen it before, though usually with the piercing jewelry laced up. But the "sewing up" is still temporary and not the permanent installation everyone thinks it is lmao

this is true. and the ones on the back are almost always play piercings- they're only rarely kept and healed. they're done just for the sake of the photo then removed.

 

[wifflypuff]

I've heard of having sand in your vag, but this is ridiculous.

 

[nice]

As somebody with extremely light-coloured eyebrows, I can understand those that their eyebrows permanently done via tattoos in order to make their expressions visible for once.
However, the possibility of something going wrong (having the eyebrows look unbalanced from the front; having one thicker than the other; having one longer than the other, and so on) is enough to scare me away from ever considering it.

Fucking up a tattoo is one thing if you're able to hide it via clothes.

Fucking up a facial tattoo, on the other hand..


On the subject of tattoos, I've never understood the interest in genital tattoos. Rarely do I find them done well.

Spoiler: NSFW

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Especially those that look like they were done badly on purpose (as seen below). A lot of people do get 'joke' tattoos, but good god, why would you ever turn your genitals into some horrifying punchline on purpose?

Spoiler: Also NSFW

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Honorary :islamic: mention:

Spoiler: NSFL

Spoiler: you don't want to see this, trust me

Spoiler: oh god, fucking kill me now

 

[Country Matters]

As somebody with extremely light-coloured eyebrows, I can understand those that their eyebrows permanently done via tattoos in order to make your expressions visible for once.
However, the possibility of something going wrong (having the eyebrows look unbalanced from the front; having one thicker than the other; having one longer than the other, and so on) is enough to scare me away from ever considering it.

Fucking up a tattoo is one thing if you're able to hide it via clothes.

Fucking up a facial tattoo, on the other hand..


On the subject of tattoos, I've never understood the interest in genital tattoos. Rarely do I find them done well.

Spoiler: NSFW

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/83/00/52/8300521879707af6754b0edd91285bc3.jpg

Especially those that look like they were done badly on purpose (as seen below). A lot of people do get 'joke' tattoos, but good god, why would you ever turn your genitals into some horrifying punchline on purpose?

Spoiler: Also NSFW

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Honorary :islamic: mention:

Spoiler: NSFL

Spoiler: you don't want to see this, trust me

Spoiler: oh god, fucking kill me now

I met a dude with a smiley face tattooed on his dick. I asked him why he got it and he just said "'Cause I got the happiest dick in town"

He offered to show it to me and I turned him down but now I wish I'd seen it

Spoiler alert: not the most mentally stable of people.