🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votos: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votos: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votos: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votos: 233 24.2%

  • Total de votantes
    962
What the fuck does @Null have to gain from making a lolcow thread about me? Piece of shit.

This thread would have died and never reached 400+ pages if you didn't continue to come here and spas out.

Edit: Jesus literally 2 seconds after I posted it you rated it. Are you sitting there holding down the f5 key or something?
 

403 pages of laughs?, if you print them all, it could count as a book!, think about it. Although I'm not sure if it would be a comedy book or a drama book... everything points to comedy so far.
I bet Connor's written more here than he ever wrote in Redesigning Eva or Alphaboy.
 
To answer your question, no, Connor has never had a drink. He's actively fought against drinking for years, and has chastised members here for suggesting he have a couple brews now that he's legal because he's not going out like one of those deadbeats.

I warned you about the drinking bros! I told you dogs!
 
@Connor Bible u still aint responded to 2 things: 1) how many semesters of college have you done so far (counting this past summer) and 2) "If a bitch tries to act nice to me, I will expose her for the fraud she is." then why did you seem so legitimately disappointing you couldn't go to carowinds with me and why are you still sucking up to @Molly Ringwald
 
@Connor Bible u still aint responded to 2 things: 1) how many semesters of college have you done so far (counting this past summer) and 2) "If a bitch tries to act nice to me, I will expose her for the fraud she is." then why did you seem so legitimately disappointing you couldn't go to carowinds with me and why are you still sucking up to @Molly Ringwald
neither of these questions will be answered and it's important to note they never will
 
I go eat dinner and come back to find Connor has gone mad with dumb ratings.

Oh God what will I do if he rates me dumb, I'm nearly 500 positives to each negative!
 
I am in so much pain & blind in one eye but Connor is posting & it's totally worth it

@Alan Pardew Connor's doing the thing again

EDIT: yes Connor I dislike migrainez too
 
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