🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Coster]

You seemed really keen on alcoholism before, just sayin'.

 

[Dalish]

You want me to be a drunk? Go fuck yourselves.

nigger all the greatest writers have had some liquid inspiration and then edited sober get on their level

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Shut the fuck up.

Rude.

If you just got here and you're already mad, this is gonna be a long night.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

You want me to be a drunk? Go fuck yourselves.

Have you been drinking again?

 

[Chicken Dippers]

Connor, go to bed, you're cranky.

 

[LordDarkrai]

Just having a few drinks isn't going to make you drunk all the way. Only a few is fine as long you balance it out.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

@Connor Bible Just what do you have against a "wage slave" job? I just got my first full-time office job yesterday and I feel fucking amazing. I'm just trying to understand where you're coming from.

 

[UnwiseKhan]

Fine, not booze. Xanax, vistaril, weed, something to help you calm down. You're going to give yourself a rage-induced aneurysm at this rate.

 

[chimpburgers]

Shut the fuck up.

Someone's in a salty mood today and I love it. I want more.

Edit: @Connor Bible, thanks for the dumb rating. I appreciate your sentiment.

 

[Sigyn]

You want me to be a drunk? Go fuck yourselves.

Yes, Connor. We want you to be a drunk. Ignore all the positive feedback or constructive criticism, that was all an elaborate ruse. We want you to waste as much of your life as possible.

 

[Coster]

Connor is a cool guy and a great friend. Don't abandon him.

 

[Smutley]

@Connor Bible , if they perfect synthetic humans, ie androids with rudimentary-to-moderate levels of AI, would you date one?

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

OH MY GOD @Connor Bible ARE YOU RATING EVERY POST HERE DUMB AS SOON AS IT COMES UP?

 

[Dalish]

@Connor Bible instead of feeling like a smug, autistic loser sitting there with your finger on the 'dumb' rating, nut up and use your oh so pithy words

 

[Coster]

OH MY GOD @Connor Bible ARE YOU RATING EVERY POST HERE DUMB AS SOON AS IT COMES UP?

No, he isn't. He's just rating posts he doesn't like dumb.

@Connor Bible drink drink drink drink drink

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Shut the fuck up.

Like you don't want to drink and I respect that. That said they're right in that having a couple of beers isn't alcoholism. If anything that's considered keeping things in moderation.

You want to refute anything else said about you?

 

[K>C]

You want me to be a drunk? Go fuck yourselves.

Nice logic there, no wonder you're a loveshy.

 

[Connor Bible]

What the fuck does @Null have to gain from making a lolcow thread about me? Piece of shit.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

Connor, although you're probably going to mindlessly give me a dumb rating on this post, like I said on your profile:

Write.

Just produce some writing, get off your ass and do something - at the very least it will show you're capable of accomplishing something, even if it's not perfect, just do something.

 

[Coster]

What the fuck does @Null have to gain from making a lolcow thread about me? Piece of shit.

are you drinkin yet