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In a stunning and brave diversity win, Britain has allowed a deaf and blind woman to practice medicine. Following her graduation she has been on a talk show to convince the nation that, with the power of AI and technology, she could even be a cardiothoracic surgeon.
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It has taken her eleven years which is more than double the normal time it takes to complete medical school. In that time her online meltdowns and grifting have been thoroughly documented in the Munchausen's by Internet thread.
 
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Do you have all skills at 99 in Old School Runescape? 100% achievements in all three Dark Souls games? Are all of your combat and crafting/gathering jobs at Lv100 in Final Fantasy XIV? Do you have 100% completion in Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom? Then you may be eligible for up to $15,000/year scholarship to the University of Silicon Valley!

That's right, chuds, your many hours of posterior perspiration and piss bottle collecting has come to fruition at last as your video game achievements can be used as examples of your academic capabilities!

LINK HERE

DISCUSS HERE
 
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Clav's Israel arc is beyond parody. He has revealed that at a dinner with Netanyahu's advisors he was asked to do a gym stream with Benjamin Netanyahu to humanize him.
Clav also inadvertently got a woman charged with treason demoted to a cook.
 
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Two rather funny incidents with dedicated furry social media happened in the last few days.

First off, TailTag (think a far more autistic Pokemon Go where you take pictures of fursuiters at conventions) was live for less than two weeks before getting abruptly shut down because it was discovered that the app is a poorly-made vibe-coded piece of shit with absolutely zero security, resulting in someone sending all users a meowing push notification before leaking the emails of all 9000+ furries who signed up for this shit.
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Discuss what might be the first furry Concord-like in the Furry Fandom and Drama General, starting here.


Secondly, Barq (think Grindr but for furries) sperged the FUCK out over one of their podcast guests tweeting that furries sexualizing child/infant characters was gross, disavowing him completely and telling furries they were totally welcome to post babyfur shit on their app. This was then followed up a couple of days later by Barq announcing that they would ban you for uploading AI-generated images to your profile.
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Friendly reminder that when Barq first launched in 2021, they openly advertised that minors could freely use the app. It took them over three years before they finally realized that allowing minors into a hookup app was a terrible idea and made it 18+.

Discuss why sexualizing children on your gay sex hookup app is totally acceptable but not GenAI in the Barq thread starting here, or in the AI Derangement Syndrome thread starting here.
 
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The Mexican "Keffals," Omar Ariel Cortes aka Ruinaversal, was accused of sabotaging humanitarian aid to Venezuela simply because an enemy of his was leading the efforts and he was furious over a thread about himself on Kiwifarms. He believes that a Venezuelan called "Victor" is actually @Null, the owner of Kiwifarms, and he thought it was a good idea to "get revenge" because Kiwifarms was exposing him.

And predictably, his followers—all of whom are Mexican—mocked and celebrated the sabotage of the humanitarian aid, purely for the "luls."

 
kt / @katy, the former administrator of Doxbin, has been arrested in Wales for "encouraging and assisting in swatting attacks":

 
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lolcow crossover: Boogie asks Patrick Tomlinson to appear on Lolcow Live. Tomlinson responds that Boogie should be fed feet first into a woodchipper in front of his family. Why us?!
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Jeremy Hambly has been caught by Kino Casino with porn on his stream (allegedly) for the second time when he either hit play or unmuted it while the video was outside of the stream window.

Slight NSFW warning (brief audio clips of cheeks clapping)

Full clip from Kino Casino of Jer getting sprung with porn on the stream (again)

 
Logan Paul and Stephen Findeisen aka Coffeezilla have agreed to settle the Defamation Lawsuit filed by Paul against Findeisen.

No details are known yet, but Coffeezilla has already deleted videos critical of Logan Paul and the "Cryptozoo" scam game.

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Is another self-proclaimed "investigative journalist" going the way of Karl Jobst?

Come discuss how he will try to sell us folding in court as a win.
 
Due to apparent interest in a collaborative writing project, a new magazine project has been started in the Art & Literature subforum.
There has been a decent amount of talk in the bookclub threads and elsewhere regarding interest in a collaborative writing project for the creatives of the A&L board. I think it would be a very fun project, and that the stylings of classic pulp magazines would fit that idea well.
If you’re a creative and want to have fun putting your work in with other Kiwis for our very own zine, come on over and collaborate.
How This Will Work
As a collaborative project focused on free expression, simply send in a piece of your work by the deadline it will be included in the magazine so long as it’s not just a shitpost. All I ask is an honest effort, perceived quality is secondary, as well as subjective, and free artistic expression is the main goal of this project.
Depending on the amount of interest and submissions the time frame may change, as we’re testing things out right now, but I think a two month period from deadline to deadline will work to start and the finished magazine should be out for download a week or so after the deadline.
The download for the finished issues will be in this post.

What We’re Looking For For Content
Short stories, poetry, comics, visual art, flash fiction, and any other type of creative work that can be included in a printed medium.
Fiction only.

What We Need
Writers and visual artists to provide content.
A good name for the magazine.
If possible, someone who knows how to distribute physical copies but that is a whole other can of worms to hash out later.

The Rules
1. If you have a piece you wish to submit to the magazine, either DM it to me OR post ITT. You do NOT need to provide a name or user name if you wish for your work to be included anonymously.
2. Any and all genres welcome.
3. Have fun.
I hope to see you there.
 
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