Coffee snobs are faggots

[Gaussiana]

any other faggots also enjoying their coffee?

Yes. Living in a tropical shithole has some advantages. Namely, excellent coffee at relatively low price. Local blend, ultra high altitude volcanic soil etc etc. I brew on Aeropress or French press. Gotta enjoy the small pleasures in life and I very much enjoy my fancy caffeine.

 

[Titty Figurine]

I drink coffee and do enjoy a good, well made cup but the autistic snobs who measure and log the grind, weight, water temperature, and brew time are even worse than people who think a cup of sugar and flavoring with a splash of coffee is actually a cup of coffee.

Since shitting on LMG is en vogue right now the clearest example I can think of is this insufferable Nosferatu ass looking cunt. This video segment feels like being stuck on a bad date you can't escape from.

Regarding the latter I'll freely admit that sugarcrash beetus coffee drinks do taste pretty good, but I'm of the firm belief that they're a dessert flavored with coffee to be had once in a while. Not morning coffee to chug down every day.

 

[Enoch Emery]

The reality isn’t that coffee snobs are faggots, it’s that coffee drinkers are faggots. Stop being a drug addict.

 

[Nuclear Poisoning]

Yes. Living in a tropical shithole has some advantages. Namely, excellent coffee at relatively low price. Local blend, ultra high altitude volcanic soil etc etc. I brew on Aeropress or French press. Gotta enjoy the small pleasures in life and I very much enjoy my fancy caffeine.

I thought all tropical shitholes export their good coffee.

 

[Bone Santa]

Stop being a drug addict.

no

 

[OwlShaman]

I feel like the extent of my coffee snobbery is "most restaurants burn their coffee and it's acidic and it sucks". Don't burn your coffee, and congrats, it's usually "good" coffee!

 

[Pissmaster]

Try looking for a local coffee roaster in your area and check their reviews. If they're good, go try a cup. That is how you get good quality coffee.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I disagree yes some people who take it to the point of wine snobbery are probably faggots but it is most definitely not the case that all coffee tastes the same. You can't tell me a cup of folgers tastes the same as new england coffee.

And look I'm someone whose favorite coffee is literally just the blueberry coffee at 7/11

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The reality isn’t that coffee snobs are faggots, it’s that coffee drinkers are faggots. Stop being a drug addict.

Okay. I'll just drink tap water. Now I can have all the drugs.

 

[Stoneheart]

Call me whatever but i will look down on you if you add anything but nutmeg and salt to coffee...

Yeah you a real boy if you need sugar and milk to drink a coffee...

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Call me whatever but i will look down on you if you add anything but nutmeg and salt to coffee...

Yeah you a real boy if you need sugar and milk to drink a coffee...

I sometimes add cayenne to my coffee.

 

[Stoneheart]

I sometimes add cayenne to my coffee.

You are strange, but i guess thats okay because it also only makes the coffee flavour stronger

 

[Smar Mijou]

Ladies, gentlemen, He/hims, she/hers, xim/xers, and degenerate furs... tea and coffee drinkers alike! Can't we all just come together and agree that the  REAL faggots are the "people" who insist on drinking decaf?!

Even mcdonald's has better coffee than starbucks. Only coffee I won't drink is tim hortons. Even instant coffee is better than tim hortons.

Interestingly enough, McDonald's coffee used to be Tim Hortons coffee, before they cheaped out and switched suppliers. They fucked up big time letting that go.