Cocaine Bear (2023) - It's a bear high on cocaine

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This looks like an unfunny movie that would get you to exhale faster than normal two times in 90 minutes.
I don't do drugs these days so I can't even artificially increase my enjoyment with those.

PS: My Coincidence Detector addon is letting me know that Elisabeth Banks is a jew. Thought I'd let you know.
 
It was a fun flick but sort of a mixed bag. Some scenes are really great, mainly the ambulance chase and gazebo shoot out, and some stuff was just plain bad like some of the effect,the guy getting shot in the head and when the hippy fell out of the tree , and sadly the entire ray liotta plotline. Most of the movie is a fun watch but the ending trying to add the most half baked moral was retarded especially fat ice cube jr. Deciding he needs to defend the dirty cop ,who served literally no point in the movie, right after spending 20 minutes trying to kill a good cop who was activly helping him
It's a decent movie with minimal bullshit but a pox on it for having a news report saying the movie is in Tennessee and then immediately cutting to the words "Tennessee" in gaint white letters.
 
Shittiest B-movie I've seen all year.
 
Just saw this.

It was kind of an OKish family movie I guess. Some scenes are OK, but it's kind of all over the place without really being anywhere. They took an idea and made a softcore slasher around it.

Overall, you could do the same movie without the cocaine bear, it kind of end up being a prop.
 
A solid 3. Better than a lot of the movies I've seen in theatre recently, but not by much. It's not Marvel Shit.

The CGI and effects were truly bad. They hyped up how realistic the bear looked. Not really a spoiler, but the bear and the cubs looked bad. Any crackpipe with processing power could do better in Blender. The same death scene, aka the offscreen drag, got rehashed a lot. Some of the deaths are entertaining and creative while others are boring.

But it does suceed in creating an 'anyone and everyone is gonna die' atmosphere, if that's what you want. Very Final Destination-esque at some points.

Plot wise, there's a fair bit going on. Ray Liotta (with a gay white dude and Ice Cube Jr.) searches for his coke while a mom is trying to find her daughter; all while there's an ambulance trying to rescue a ranger and a background hiker couple. It ends rather abruptly,

Acting wise, Ray Liotta is Ray Liotta, a gift to the world. They have Ice Cube Jr. and a black cop which act pretty well. The blonde child actor and the mom aren't too bad either. There's occasional cheese and corn scene, and it's a little weird paced at first, but it's a pretty okay experience. It's fun and gimmicky and unrealistic, but that's the point.
TL;DR: Smoke a joint and watch while high. It won't be a horrible time.
 
I saw it on Friday.

The CGI on the bear is mostly bad, but that was really the only issue I had with it.

I wanted fun dumb schlock and it gave me fun dumb schlock.

There are better examples of it (Malignant, Hobo with a Shotgun) but I like a good piece of trash every now and then.
 
They should shoot a movie where a bear mauls a bunch of Rainbow Gathering hippies. I'd watch the hell out of that.
 
I thought it was ok. I think it tried to hard sometimes to be this campy funny haha XDDDDDD type of movie like a self aware superbad/sharknado thing, especially towards the beginning. Towards the middle and end the film picks up and that one scene with the fat park ranger's slashes makes this film a masterpiece.
 
It was a wasted concept, tbh. Fun movie but really underwhelming.

Film hints at Cambodian cartels getting involved and wanting their shit back, but it's just three guys. Don't give me a cocaine fuelled bear then only have it kill unarmed hitchhikers.
 
I just saw Ray Liotta show up in some LA Riot movie trailer

I thought this was supposed to be his last role? Is Ray Liotta gonna take the award of nigga who shows up long after he is dead award from Tupac?
 
It makes me a little sad to think this was the last flick Ray Liotta did. I don't even care if it's a true story, I'm gonna presume it's rubbish, and never watch it. Yeah, I realise it's been out for awhile now.
 
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