Clarkson's Farm - Amazon Prime series about the most inept farmer... in the world

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At least episode 4 was farming centred, but yeah, the pub took way too much time and it's just more frustrating than interesting.

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* The Belgium technology episode was interesting, even if felt paid by their tourism ministry. The big question is whether all that cool tech pays for itself, and whether Britain has the resources to even enable those things usage like functioning cell tower placement.
* They 100% paid the gypsies to fuck off due to being a racism nightmare if they stuck around. Them leaving money in the end also felt fake, like some sort of PSA that "just wait until they go away and they will pay for the damages".
* I don't understand why they culled the pigs, didn't they get paid for those previously? Even if they didn't fit the restaurant they could still sell the meat normally like they did in previous years.
* I still can't get it out of my head how the people in the demonstration didn't want any "extreme right" people to appear. It's such a cuckservative mindset that they'd rather lose their legacy and livelihood than be associated by the wrong crowds that actively campaign in their interest.
* How many farmhands do they hire? Now way this farm is a two man deal.
 
I like Gerald, and understand he's well loved by the people around him, but I get the impression that the producers are trying to push him as some sort of mascot;
he is a mascot for west country farm life. its fucked how they manipulated his speech to make him unintelligable for laughs.

I don't understand why they culled the pigs, didn't they get paid for those previously? Even if they didn't fit the restaurant they could still sell the meat normally like they did in previous years
there is no meat to be had. expensive sausages aside.

I still can't get it out of my head how the people in the demonstration didn't want any "extreme right" people to appear. It's such a cuckservative mindset that they'd rather lose their legacy and livelihood than be associated by the wrong crowds that actively campaign in their interest.
any sensible person wouldn't want grifters involved with their event. your "farmers need appropriate government funding" march would become anything else.

How many farmhands do they hire? Now way this farm is a two man deal.
21 total employees but that includes the farm shop pub and other shit. its jezza, lisa, kaleb, and gerald as the mainstays with various contractors like the harvester fella and the vets, shepard/ess, etc.

They 100% paid the gypsies to fuck off due to being a racism nightmare if they stuck around. Them leaving money in the end also felt fake, like some sort of PSA that "just wait until they go away and they will pay for the damages".
its pretty british that they can cut a gate lock and squat for hours and the police can't do anything about it.
 
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there is no meat to be had. expensive sausages aside.
My question is wouldn't have Jeremy known that by now? He had them for two years at least.
any sensible person wouldn't want grifters involved with their event. your "farmers need appropriate government funding" march would become anything else.
The British government fucked over farmers for years now, and the protests are still ongoing for 2 years, why would they care if right wing figures get involved and might actually solve things? I can understand removing degenerates and known grifters, but the protests are inherently political since the whole thing is regular Marxist insanity (property rich means rich, even if that cost does not include maintenance).
its pretty british that they can cut a gate lock and squat for hours and the police can't do anything about it.
The only correct property rights is a shotgun.
 
tony robinson and his ilk have done fuck all for anyone.
He raised awareness for sone issues but got fucked hard for it. I wouldn't put him as a grifter since their ilk like Fuentas run away at the first sign of trouble rather than actually get arrested.
apparently not. the butcher tells him that breed is rare is because it offers no meat.
According to Google it should take 4 months to raise a pig for the slaughter so it should be their third batch. Though maybe I'm misremembering when they bought them.
 
Episodes 5 and 6 are thankfully almost completely farming episodes, with little bullshit (figuratively, there is a lot of actual bullshit), besides the Dare Night, though it is at least inline with actual produce from the farm rather than people management. Caleb looking at the PC showing the feed from the robo seeder like a man watching porn is hilarious. Also forgot to mention the sheep being butchered to see what killed it, that was fucking disgusting.

Sad they sold off the Lambo, it was a symbol of the show with Jeremy buying an overpriced truck that doesn't fit the terrain.

Edit: Don't Brits water their fields? I know that Britain itself is mostly rain, but why not use the water reservoirs to water the fields when droughts hit?
 
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Edit: Don't Brits water their fields? I know that Britain itself is mostly rain, but why not use the water reservoirs to water the fields when droughts hit?
Not a Brit but, if I were to guess, there are probably (relatively) few water reservoirs around precisely because of the weather. And, if someone were foolish enough to try and build one, they'd be buried under mountains of red tape; we've seen the years-long journey it took just to get a permit to lay down some gravel and build a goddamn parking lot. Carving out a new lake or dam would whip bureaucrats into a frenzy of demanding theses on environmental impacts, historical preservation, local safety, preserving natural beauty, preserving local character/aesthetics and who knows what else.
 
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These two eps were much much better than the first four, except for the stupid as fuck 'dare night'. I guess Jezza having a heart attack basically meant the farming stuff was out, and he was back to fufilling his dreams of being a day-time talkshow host.
 
Up to episode three of the new season, and I really liked the dutch farmers. The dutch in order to exist have learned to be affable and the only good dutch are outside the big cities now, but I wonder if these two are used as token examples by the dutch government of "this is our modern farming which is why it's ok to crush everyone else in the country with carbon emission regulations." For sure the second guy with the floating dairy farm had to be part of some green eco-scheme because there's no way his cows aren't being raped by muzzies in Rotterdam, but Jacob the potato farmer might just be the good dutch work ethic staying one step ahead of the government. Or he's got ties to the mob which would be fantastic.

I'm proud of the butcher shop girl just rolling with the joke of being trans Kaleb. They made the joke, paused for the camera to show the obvious similarities, and she's immediately more likable than the two pub designer cunts from last season. Phil Collins chef staying around was also good to see.
 
Not a Brit but, if I were to guess, there are probably (relatively) few water reservoirs around precisely because of the weather. And, if someone were foolish enough to try and build one, they'd be buried under mountains of red tape; we've seen the years-long journey it took just to get a permit to lay down some gravel and build a goddamn parking lot. Carving out a new lake or dam would whip bureaucrats into a frenzy of demanding theses on environmental impacts, historical preservation, local safety, preserving natural beauty, preserving local character/aesthetics and who knows what else.
You'd think it would be an investment for the climate change movement after previous years of no rain (of course farmers complaining about the weather is as old as agriculture itself). There's a lot of tech based on optimizing water use that is older and more reliable than this drone shit.

Up to episode three of the new season, and I really liked the dutch farmers. The dutch in order to exist have learned to be affable and the only good dutch are outside the big cities now, but I wonder if these two are used as token examples by the dutch government of "this is our modern farming which is why it's ok to crush everyone else in the country with carbon emission regulations." For sure the second guy with the floating dairy farm had to be part of some green eco-scheme because there's no way his cows aren't being raped by muzzies in Rotterdam, but Jacob the potato farmer might just be the good dutch work ethic staying one step ahead of the government. Or he's got ties to the mob which would be fantastic.
The Dairy barge is 100% grift. At best it is not actively losing money, but it is not scalable in any way and probably a torture for the cows involved who would rather be in open plains than crammed in the barge.

The other one is iffy, really depends if he made his business from farming with this tech (with the investment of who? You need a tons of seed money (pun unintended) for most of the tech), or impressing gullible rich farmers with buying new toys who's maintenance costs more than hiring farm hands with old reliable equipment.

They don't really talk about the fact that the tech replaces young farmers like Caleb in an economy that already has increasing unemployment, especially outside the big cities.
 
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Not a Brit but, if I were to guess, there are probably (relatively) few water reservoirs around precisely because of the weather. And, if someone were foolish enough to try and build one, they'd be buried under mountains of red tape; we've seen the years-long journey it took just to get a permit to lay down some gravel and build a goddamn parking lot. Carving out a new lake or dam would whip bureaucrats into a frenzy of demanding theses on environmental impacts, historical preservation, local safety, preserving natural beauty, preserving local character/aesthetics and who knows what else.
Speaking as a Brit..... the weather isn't really the issue (as I type this under a heavily overcast sky with the sun a distant memory and constant rain forecast all day in mid June).

Although there has been some building in the last few years, reservoir capacity remained static from about the 1970s to a few years ago despite significantly increased population and water demand. The issue was exacerbated by shocking levels of leakage from supply pipes that was also largely ignored. As the country stumbles from financial crises to bankruptcy to financial crises it was an easy way for politicians and officials to reduce significant capital expenditure without immediate short term consequences (i.e. when the shit hits the fan those responsible have long since taken the money and ran without accountability). It's also not "fashionable" expenditure. Can't spend money on basic utilities when it could instead be spent on narrowing roads for bus lanes and cycle tracks or painting rainbows on crossings. There's a similar issue with water drainage. Why maintain or, heaven forfend, dredge when you can do nothing and roll out the shocked Pickachu face reciting "no-one could have seen that coming" as people are flooded out of their homes.

The regulation (esp environmental) is a significant issue but not the fundamental one. When the Government wants an infrastructure project to happen it happens. It used to be by private Act of Parliament granting all necessary rights (and compulsory purchase powers). That's how the great railway expansions through the 1800s to the early 1900s happened. Now we have the Transport and Works Act 1982 which is an administratively simpler method. Work up the scheme, advertise, invite representations (objections), hear the objections at public inquiry following which if the scheme wasn't a basket case from the start it gets every permission, consent, approval required and compulsory purchase powers. Private Acts can still be used and are for properly big stuff (Crossrail, HS2, Docklands Light Railway) sometimes in conjunction with the TaWA (hybrid schemes).

The thing to remember with the environmental regulation (mostly European) is that very little of it actually prohibits consents being granted. The strongest relate to birds and habitats of flora/fauna but even those have get outs (usually). The generally applicable environmental assessment stuff (built into the planning permission system primarily) does say permission can't be granted without taking account of significant environmental effects (and saying you've done so on the piece of paper giving permission) but not taking account of a significant environmental effect would have made a grant of planning permission unlawful regardless. The basic rule of administrative decision making is; take account of all material consideration, disregard all immaterial considerations and, don't decide what no rational decision maker could have decided (capricious, perverse, arbitrary) and it's been that way well before environmentalism. A significant environmental effect of a scheme will always be a consideration material to the determination of permission for that scheme.

Environmental regulation has made things more procedurally difficult and until recently the UK Courts said non compliance with a procedural requirement of EU derived rules meant the decision gets quashed regardless of whether the non compliance made any difference to the outcome. A decade or so ago, it was before Brexit, the Courts reversed that position but it's never good for a scheme promoter to be in Court arguing that some non compliance was irrelevant to the outcome.

The real problem with the environmental regulation is it gives mechanisms to those who oppose the scheme regardless of whether they give a damn about theoretical impact upon some slugs to impose delays, costs and political pressure and the last of those three can be the most significant because politicians tend to be cowardly and maliciously self serving scum whose concept of "the public interest" is derived from whoever is most loudly and currently shouting at them.

And that was Clarkson's problem. He needed permissions from politicians (and officials answerable to those politicians) who firstly, saw more to gain in appeasing loud local NIMBYs (Not In My Back Yard) and secondly, take malicious delight in fucking over the bad man they don't like. (He also made some dumb decisions - maybe for dramatic TV reasons, who knows.)
 
The lambo wasn't a real lambo
"Modified by Clarkson himself with a bespoke cab lift and Lamborghini branding"
That's not the original lambo. The first three series had a lamborghini R8 270. The tractor auctioned in your link was new in series 4 and was sold off pretty sharpish because of electrical problems, according to this article, with the big grey monster coming out of retirement to replace it. It was just Clarkson buying a new toy and regretting it, same as always.
 
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