Chris turns 40

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Putin! That bastard was waiting for everyone in the world to be celebrating Christian Love Day to launch his attack!
 
BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice dijo:
Man turning 40 is depressing enough, imagine doing it behind bara
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It’s okay because as said in Sonichu 13:
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Do you think he's finally cracking a bit? Going off of the letters, he seemingly expected to be out by now.

Forty's depressing. Due to the Geno documentary, Chris had genuine fans for once in his life and he did the predictable thing by fucking it up. He could've had his boyfriend-free girl (not Barb) a long time ago if he wasn't raised to be such an entitled slob.
 
Seems like not too long ago I was laughing about Chris turning 30 and becoming a wizard because he was a virgin.

Time flies.
 
eDove dijo:
Do you think he's finally cracking a bit? Going off of the letters, he seemingly expected to be out by now.

Forty's depressing. Due to the Geno documentary, Chris had genuine fans for once in his life and he did the predictable thing by fucking it up. He could've had his boyfriend-free girl (not Barb) a long time ago if he wasn't raised to be such an entitled slob.
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most likely, remember the only narrator we have for the jail saga is chris, and if history has shown anything chris will pretend everything is fine while he chimps out regularly. He has been losing his shit over kengle's autistic sonichu fan fiction and religion lunacy, and I'm sure he's having a bad time in jail considering he's LARPing as jesus christ to cope with the fact he's locked in a tiny room all by himself without his vidya and toys for fucking and licking barbs dusty dumpster roast beef stink ditch.

Remember how bad he chimped out because people blocked him on twitter? Now it's like he's been blocked by the world, locked away to shit on his prayer rug while he rapidly loses his mind and all sense of reality with nothing but junk food, soft drinks, letters from weens, and a bible.

Sadly for us, it's the most boring and annoying saga yet and will most likely get progressively worse from here on out.
 
When he told us he wanted to write to Biden I didn't realize it was to request war for his 40th Birthday
Heres to another 40 of laughter and judgment :drink::fapcup:
 
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