Chris turns 40

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I see the CWCki has had some updates to its front page to mark this momentous occasion.
In 2007, Chris films his "Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE" video for his DVD of Fail, giving advice to anyone watching about a myriad of topics he himself doesn't understand.
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The portrayal of himself on the cover on February 26, 1994, after he won the Sonic contest is spot-on. Of all the things he could draw correctly, it's that expression.
 
Despite the premature celebrations in this thread, it was not until this very minute at 12:00 am that Chris turned forty years old in his own time zone (US East) meaning he would now be celebrating his own birthday in jail.


Happy birthday, Chris.

(p.s. You had sex with your mom, lol.)
 
Congrats Chris you're now as old as barb was when she gave birth to you 12 more years and you'll have lived as long as dear Departed Bob did when he had you.


Side note 40 years ago, in addition to Chris being born:

Spider-Man and the New York Mets turned 20

Ridley Scott's blade runner and John carpenter's The Thing we're released the same weekend and were both buried at the box office by the runaway success of e.t.

Conversely the e.t video game released sometime in December of that year would lead to the video game crash of 82/83.
 
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ToroidalBoat dijo:
he maybe could've avoided jail time by not acting up during the hearing.
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Where else could they have put him?


A Grey Cat dijo:
The consume buy obey minded like Chris are only interested in reboots that go that route.
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And Hollywood is only interested in making reboots and sequels. They've pretty much run out of their own ideas. And even when they do come up with some new concept, they pigeonhole it into some existing franchise, bastardizing both in the process.


Hopkinsville Goblin dijo:
But I'm sure he's received some cards for Christian Love Day.
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Photocopies of cards.
 
Happy Christian Fuck Day!

Maybe they'll give Chris an extra tapioca pudding.
 
Null dijo:
Russia's declaration of war was signed on February 24th in their timezone, which means it coincides directly with the 40th birthday of Christian Weston Chandler.
THE MERGE... IS ON !!!
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