Charting Amber's Weight Gain Thread - Graphinglynn

[Sodium-King-90]

I think her weight gain this year has been extremely spectacular for those of us who can actually see lol

Going by her frankly deluded self-reports, not so much

I'd love to see how differently the graph would plot if Albert actually did something controversial, like, idk, tell the truth

Exactly.
Her Torrid hauls in the latter part of last year showed a very obvious weight gain with her stomach hanging so low it reached her knees.

To me, for the past while, she's just been ignoring the issue and questions about her weight, fobbing it off by simply saying "I'm losing weight," hoping people just buy it. And... we don't. She won't weigh in, she still looks like she weighs over a quarter tonne.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Her Torrid hauls in the latter part of last year showed a very obvious weight gain with her stomach hanging so low it reached her knees.

To me, for the past while, she's just been ignoring the issue and questions about her weight, fobbing it off by simply saying "I'm losing weight," hoping people just buy it. And... we don't. She won't weigh in, she still looks like she weighs over a quarter tonne.

I am not sure if it is all weight gain. As she ages, ligaments, connective tissues start to loosen, and at her weight, everything starts to droop. What we are seeing is gravity taking hold of our gurl.
If she had lost, let say 25 pounds, she would tell us that much and that she found something that works for her. I think that she still might be in the 560-580 pounds range, still 400 pounds too high.

 

[8008135]

My dudes, the only time ALR will be associated with "college" this year will be when she and Beggy are feelin' artsy and make a collage, and she misspells the word in the video title.

 

[ADHD]

I am not sure if it is all weight gain. As she ages, ligaments, connective tissues start to loosen, and at her weight, everything starts to droop. What we are seeing is gravity taking hold of our gurl.

Isn't that something that happens a bit later in life than age 29, though?

 

[Moonpie]

We all thinking she was at 600 but after seeing her in Mumbles latest vids, I'm thinking she's at 650 or higher.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It typically is aging that brings drooping but her weight is enough to do it at 29.

 

[Whale Watcher]

I have to say, I never expected this graph to take a downturn.


Looks like I may need to find another deathfat data subject to gawk at.

Spoiler: Coincidentally, here's the corresponding graph for another aisle blocker we know:

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WEIGH-IN IS HAPPENING WHEN, GORL??

 

[Ann Berlin]

I have to say, I never expected this graph to take a downturn.
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Looks like I may need to find another deathfat data subject to gawk at.

Spoiler: Coincidentally, here's the corresponding graph for another aisle blocker we know:

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WEIGH-IN IS HAPPENING WHEN, GORL??

Speaking of coincidence, the Dow Jones:

Don't give up on her yet now. Buy low, sell high!

 

[Erin]

How long before she collapses in on herself, becomes a singularity and destroys the planet?

When we get hit by an asteroid we will all be living on Amberlynn lol jk

If Amber was loosing weight she’d tell us. That being said we can all assume she is gaining because of emotional eating due to the breakup

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

By the way that she's looking now in her live streams, I'd bet she's pushing 600 lbs. by now.

 

[BeardedWall]

I have to say, I never expected this graph to take a downturn.
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Looks like I may need to find another deathfat data subject to gawk at.

Spoiler: Coincidentally, here's the corresponding graph for another aisle blocker we know:

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WEIGH-IN IS HAPPENING WHEN, GORL??

What was the slope of the best fit line prior to the downturn? She was on a pretty damn linear gain for a whillle there

Makes me this her current weight loss is even more bullshit.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

By the way that she's looking now in her live streams, I'd bet she's pushing 600 lbs. by now.

Will being single stagnate her gains, or will send her straight TO THE MOON?

I'm still hopeful that she'll have her own episode of the Dr. Now show.
Maybe she's in the right emotional headspace now.

 

[King Fructose]

Will being single stagnate her gains, or will send her straight TO THE MOON?

I'm still hopeful that she'll have her own episode of the Dr. Now show.
Maybe she's in the right emotional headspace now.

Rate me optimistic, but I think the breakup is finally gonna put her on the road to 700...especially if she ends up dating a feeder of some sort.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Rate me optimistic, but I think the breakup is finally gonna put her on the road to 700...especially if she ends up dating a feeder of some sort.

It still shocks me that she weighs more than a donkey and she doesn't seem to care about that fact.

 

[Oughtism]

It still shocks me that she weighs more than a donkey and she doesn't seem to care about that fact.

To quantify just how much heavier she is, we would need to know her girth and withers height. If there are any images of her rolling off the mattress, we might be able to get a rough estimate..

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

To quantify just how much heavier she is, we would need to know her girth and withers height. If there are any images of her rolling off the mattress, we might be able to get a rough estimate..
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She's larger than any of these donkeys.