Charting Amber's Weight Gain Thread - Graphinglynn
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- 8 de Dic, 2018
In this picture I would say Amber is 11-13 years old. Amber claims to be 5' 3" so I'd guess she's probably about 5' 1" when this was taken. These numbers are just an educated guess, of course. Does this really look like 290 pounds? Or was Victimlynn just trying to garner sympathy by telling a LAH?
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- 18 de Dic, 2018
It's hard to say. We can't see how big her belly and butt are in that shot. Besides which, it can be surprisingly tough to guess with kids -- they can be deceptively heavy.
All that said, I don't think I see 290 lbs there. I'd believe 200 lbs if someone made that claim, but I'm not sure about the other 80 or so.
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- 29 de Ago, 2018
Wow, she actually has a waist in that pic. One could even go so far as to call it an hourglass figure, if one were drunk enough. I've never seen her look as human as that before. She is a big girl there (and looks older than 11-13, but what do I know? nothing), but doesn't look close to 290...
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- 3 de Ene, 2018
I think she is about the same age there as in the pic with her dad and wearing a bathing suit. She looks fat but I didn't think she looked 290 there but it is hard to tell. I'd think 180-200
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- 23 de Nov, 2018
She just looks like the standard fat kid we had in class when I was a kid, nothing too horrific
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- 16 de Ago, 2018
That "progress meter" may be the saddest thing ever holy shit my sides
7 pounds lost! Only 153 more to go!
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Her legs never stood a chance
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- 16 de Ene, 2017
except she always changes her starting weight instead of just changing her weight so the graphs that she has only go back as far as a week usually because that’s about as long as she lasts on a new diet.
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- 17 de Ene, 2017
This should be pinned.
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- 31 de Dic, 2018
Although I'm new to the Farms in general and this bloated cow in particular, I wanted to contribute something. Not that long ago, someone posted a link to this video, which chronicles all of Amberlynn's weigh-ins from November 2013 - February 2019 in the most obnoxious way possible. After copying all of the data, I was able to create some charts to show Amber's progress in losing weight over the years. The images are massively oversized, so I've inserted them as thumbnails. Please let me know if there are any problems viewing them or the tables.
The Full Chart
2013-2019. Look at that lovely upward trend. Now for a year-by-year breakdown and statistics. Spoiler tagged for easier reading.
And that's it, with this I have now put more time and effort into Amberlynn's weight loss than the cow herself. If anyone more familiar with her weighty backstory can provide some dates, I can include points like a breakup, move, new relationship, vacation, etc. to show or confirm trends. I'll keep updating my spreadsheet and charts as she posts more weigh-ins.
The Full Chart
2013-2019. Look at that lovely upward trend. Now for a year-by-year breakdown and statistics. Spoiler tagged for easier reading.
2013: When our gorl began the channel. 10 weigh-ins from 11/18/13 - 12/19/13.
| Starting Weight | Ending Weight | Total Gain | Maximum | Minimum | Max Gain | Max Lost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 368 | 371.6 | 3.6 | 371.6 | 366.6 | 3.4 | 4.4 |
2014: An incredible 67 weigh-ins from 1/1/14-11/20/14. This is notable as the only year in which Amber had a net loss of weight.
| Starting Weight | Ending Weight | Total Loss | Maximum | Minimum | Max Gain | Max Lost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 377 | 365 | 12 | 377 | 349.6 | 12.2 | 6.4 |
2015: Just 13 weigh-ins from 1/1/15-12/8/15. Note the massive 6-week gap between the end of 2014 and beginning of 2015, and the corresponding 20 elbee difference. Her weight begins to shoot up this year, and marks the first time she cracks 400.
| Starting Weight | Ending Weight | Total Gain | Maximum | Minimum | Max Gain | Max Lost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 385.2 | 441 | 55.8 | 441 | 377 | 20.2 | 8.2 |
2016: A dainty 9 weigh-ins from 1/20/16-12/29/16.
| Starting Weight | Ending Weight | Total Gain | Maximum | Minimum | Max Gain | Max Lost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 455 | 467.2 | 12.2 | 485 | 441.6 | 19.4 | 13.4 |
2017: Another petite 10 weigh-ins from 1/2/17-12/2/17. Allegedly had not hit 500 at this point, but comes damn close. Amazingly, her claimed starting weight is 22 elbees higher than her ending weight in 2016 three days beforehand, meaning either she lied about ending at 467, the person making the video fucked up writing down what she said, I fucked up copying the video, or Amber gained 22 pounds in ~3 days.
| Starting Weight | Ending Weight | Total Gain | Maximum | Minimum | Max Gain | Max Lost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 489.2 | 497 | 7.8 | 497 | 468 | 22 | 8.8 |
2018: An impressive 40 weigh-ins from 1/2/18 - 12/21/18. Amber reached 500, then 550 last year.
| Starting Weight | Ending Weight | Total Gain | Maximum | Minimum | Max Gain | Max Lost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 488.8 | 549 | 60.2 | 556 | 469.4 | 21 | 15.2 |
2019: Amber's recorded 8 weigh-ins so far this year, beginning on 1/6/19 and the most recent being posted 3/6/19. Personally, I think she's lying about every one of them and she's already hit at least 580.
| Starting Weight | Ending Weight | Total Gain | Maximum | Minimum | Max Gain | Max Lost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 560 | ??? | ??? | 564 | 553.4 | 11 | 7 |
And that's it, with this I have now put more time and effort into Amberlynn's weight loss than the cow herself. If anyone more familiar with her weighty backstory can provide some dates, I can include points like a breakup, move, new relationship, vacation, etc. to show or confirm trends. I'll keep updating my spreadsheet and charts as she posts more weigh-ins.
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- 17 de Feb, 2019
Now that's what I call a weight "loss" journey.
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She should shoot for 420 pounds lmao
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- 18 de Dic, 2018
Dammit. Now I'm going to spend the afternoon working out a timeline, aren't I? Thanks for making me hate myself.
(Just kidding. Hi. You seem nice.)
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- 19 de Oct, 2018
2023 is when she really starts burning calories at the gym oh no wait, this isn't the gym...
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- 15 de Abr, 2014
Amber’s weight loss journey will start the moment she:
-Gets herself checked into an inpatient program to deal with her addiction.
-Gets one of her limbs amputated due to the beetus.
-Is dead and rotting in the ground, or cremated.
Realistically, it’s one of these scenarios.
-Gets herself checked into an inpatient program to deal with her addiction.
-Gets one of her limbs amputated due to the beetus.
-Is dead and rotting in the ground, or cremated.
Realistically, it’s one of these scenarios.
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It's sad that a group of dedicated eccentric enthusiasts (a generous term) keep better tabs on Amber's deteriorating health than Amber herself. It's like an unfortunate gaggle of passerbys knowing the woman's condition better than she wants to admit.