🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

[lol cow supreme]

Cue the Eazy E
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Spoiler: Foodie in the Scooty

Foodie in the scooty, always on the go,
Looking for a drive-thru, following her nose.
Got snacks in the basket, drinks in the back,
Says she's on a diet while she's planning her next snack.


Scootin' down the street in my Metro M2,
Looking for a combo meal and a milkshake too.
Scootin' down the street in my Metro M2,
If the fries are extra crispy, then I'm coming through.


Roll up to the window, order number ten,
Say she's done with fast food, then she orders it again.
Got burgers, got nuggets, got onion rings stacked,
By the time she gets home she's already heading back.


Scootin' down the street in my Metro M2,
Looking for a combo meal and a milkshake too.
Scootin' down the street in my Metro M2,
If the fries are extra crispy, then I'm coming through.


Everybody laughing at the scooter parade,
Foodie's got a snack route that she personally made.
Left turn at the taco spot, right at the café,
Talking to the camera all along the way.


Scootin' down the street in my Metro M2,
Got a bag of curly fries and a smoothie too.
Scootin' down the street in my Metro M2,
Foodie in the scooty, making foodie dreams come true.

(Original parody, polished by Clankers, Eazy E type beat)

ETA sorry for the multiposts I made it during the database reboot.

 

[Malicious_Complaince]

Fun facts you don't want to know the answer to, but think you do::
When a morbidly obese woman is in a lying down position with legs together, the urine rises up as they urinate and tends to sit/accumulate in a puddle

Horrifying, I would have rather she have... whatever is going on with those pooners who have to massage the piss out of their flesh tube.
Actually, a horrifying thought, is the "pee" just boil juice? Is she peeing into the boil...

Launching the pee grenade.

She looks like a fat geriatric balarenia trying to show the kids how they used to do it.

I can see Aunt Phyllis and Schmee renting the car alternatively, certainly the one time Chantel and Phyllis went to feed birds on the expensive island (not to look at the fancy houses, no, we can't have anything interesting) we already know they both have a problem telling her no for any reason. I can also see them falling for Chantels dying diseased puppy dog eyes and giving them their card because whatever lie Chantel has made up in the moment, which turns out to just be fast food binges.
And oh my god color me shocked ChantelGucci is a kinda normal fat 55 year old woman who isnt a looker, yeah the lack of chin and innsmouther eyes are unpleasant, still 90% prettier than Cutie here just given that she actually gives the people what they want, god only knows what sort of twisted ego trip it would give Chantel if her haters/stalkers/harassers were hot. Some drivel such as "I have the prettiest haters, so suck it (villan of the week)!" followed by a ketchup chip binge and trying to convince herself it's just like in high school when she hung out with the pretty girls.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Here's a couple of fresh live clips from Gucci's stream today catching the Gunt out in the wild at the car show:

sighting1.mp4
sighting2.mp4

Wow, Chantal at a car show looks more out of place than a rodeo clown at a funeral.

Chantal has bragged that she was able to pay 20k off her bankruptcy in the three years she gunted in Kuwait, but if her totally real husband paid for everything, how did she only pay 20k in three years, especially if she is now claiming about 90k a year? Now Shitlah is bragging about his legit business and house in her chat. Why isn't he helping? After all he wants to scam his way to Canada.

I don't know much about bankruptcy, but I also didn't think you could add anymore debt, yet she seems to have a credit card, and was, just recently talking about purchasing a vehicle.

And trauma drop and Tracy having a fight over gunts friendship.

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[Whitney Houston On Crack]

I don't think it did. She just said that to save face so chat wouldn't (rightfully) question her about changing underwear/clothes.

Bingo. Even if she really had this magical underwear saving piss-sac-container-flap-zerg egg-ensemble there is no fucking way she could reach it with her t-rex arms, so she could release the piss.

She basically pissed her pants all the way to hell and didn't want to change her underwear, because she is a lazy, nasty cunt.

 

[CluelessAquarium]

Yet another page where I'm thinking "what a terrible day to have eyes."

 

[frogbutts]

I noticed she went live earlier this morning and as I started the stream to listen to in the background I was taken aback at how ROUGH her skin looked

She clearly noticed too, because by 26 seconds in she pops the filter on


...yikes

 

[Bluemeanie]

What I don’t get is how the piss stayed in there.

If I’m understanding it correctly, she is claiming to piss while sitting on a chair, trapped said piss in her “crack,” stood and waddled over to the toilet, sat on the toilet and released the trapped piss in the toilet.

How? Does she have control over her fat that normal people have over their limbs? Did she physically open up the crack for the urine to come out?

None of this makes any sense and wasn’t necessary information. Why does she say shit like this?

I believe its as simple as FAT AS FUCK and her pubic hair all knitting together and further locking in that piss.

 

[The Lychee Queen 2.0]

I think Gunt accidentally let something slip in her 12 hour stream. Regarding renting a car she said every time something goes wrong and "you have to have a credit card and it has to be in your name". I wonder if Chantal's credit card isn't actually Auntie's credit card that she is allowed to use.

Anyone stupid enough to actually give their credit card to Chantal deserves whatever happens to them.

But she can't rent a car with a card in someone else's name. Car rental agencies specify in fat loud letters that the card MUST be in the name of the PRIMARY driver. This is to prevent fraud, cause otherwise riff raff will use a card in someone else's name, and then that other person will do a charge back via alleged fraud after the rental period ends.

What she and her family could be doing is Chantal is giving the cash for the rental directly to her mom/Aunt Syphilis, they pay for it with their credit card as the primary driver and then they put her as the secondary driver.

Or she's just using her own debit card and paying a massive deposit. But seeing as she leaks piss, shit, and pus wherever she goes, I hope she's paying out her ass for full coverage insurance. (Which may not cover superficial damage to the inside of the car, now that I think about it ...)

 

[Fascist Ferret]

why doesn't chantal have a car anymore? did she simply not buy another one after coming back to canada?

 

[Tiresome]

Given the variety of microbes living inside the fleshy hellscape that is gunt's under-sub-gunt complex as well as the mass of decaying organic matter to feed on, I wouldn't be shocked if the bulbous, contained pockets of piss are quickly forming their own protective membranes, ala giant paramecia, perhaps with even a rudimentary circulatory system. Eventually they may even begin to pulsate or attain some kind of independent ambulation, allowing them to escape from the great Spawning Cave that gave them existence.

Life, ah, finds a way.

 

[brooky]

why doesn't chantal have a car anymore? did she simply not buy another one after coming back to canada?

I don't think she has the credit for a car loan or the liquid cash for a down payment.

I'm not sure why she wouldn't try and buy a used beater on the cheap, though. I think it's having all the cash at once.

Or it could be that she figures it's easier to rent than have to deal with an inevitably filthy, broken car herself.

 

[Bluemeanie]

What I don’t get is how the piss stayed in there.

If I’m understanding it correctly, she is claiming to piss while sitting on a chair, trapped said piss in her “crack,” stood and waddled over to the toilet, sat on the toilet and released the trapped piss in the toilet.

How? Does she have control over her fat that normal people have over their limbs? Did she physically open up the crack for the urine to come out?

None of this makes any sense and wasn’t necessary information. Why does she say shit like this?

I believe its as simple as FAT AS FUCK and her pubic hair all knitting together and further locking in that piss.

 

[Juanita Demonheimer]

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Launching the pee grenade.

"If anyone gets near my cat, they won't live to tell the tale" she says, right after weeble-wobbling her fat ham hocks right toward said cat's face

 

[Bluemeanie]

What I don’t get is how the piss stayed in there.

If I’m understanding it correctly, she is claiming to piss while sitting on a chair, trapped said piss in her “crack,” stood and waddled over to the toilet, sat on the toilet and released the trapped piss in the toilet.

How? Does she have control over her fat that normal people have over their limbs? Did she physically open up the crack for the urine to come out?

None of this makes any sense and wasn’t necessary information. Why does she say shit like this?

I believe its as simple as FAT AS FUCK and her pubic hair all knitting together and further locking in that piss.

 

[multiverse]

why doesn't chantal have a car anymore? did she simply not buy another one after coming back to canada?

She broke-broke.

 

[Chins’ Chins]

“Look how incredibly red her thumb and index finger tips are”

It’s from the beet juice jar that she stuck her truncated, Michelin man, piss midget fingers into, to fish out the next item she’d slosh into her film-covered mouth, swallowing before she even knew it was there. The rest of her vermillion pallor though, is curtesy of haydur organs that like bygone beezers, are noping the fuck out.

 

[TeracottaPah]

UNICORN PONDUE 12 hr recap:

She was a total bitch coward about people using the public transport:
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“I’m kicking anyone out of the handicap spot. Can you not walk in front of me buddy? Oh… there’s an old man here, that’s nice.”
As soon as he greets her: “sorry, you can stay there, hee hee!”

The entire time to this point she’s been bitching how she wants to get cash and go to the Haitian market, she thought she saw a hotdog stand, wants a cheeseburger, etc.,-

Claims she hasn’t done her bloodwork yet, the nurse is coming at 9-11AM tomorrow (so today) bet she doesn’t do it.

Says Salah is with his father.

Gets extremely butthurt over Chantal Gucci. “Don’t be stupid if she was there first, it’s bc she heard me say I was going… strawberries if you bring up anymore drama I’m blocking you for good. First and final warning. No they never approach me they hide in a bush or a snowbank-“
(Next clip)
“Cherry cola, then don’t go in public I have every fucking right to film what I see in public-“
“Plain and simple, it’s not your business, call the cops on me then.”

“She’s dangerous, I’ll kick her in the fucking Gunt, I’m not afraid of anybody. Where is she? She’s so tough. You follow me, step up… it’s different bc it’s in Canada, it’s INTENTIONAL. SHES DELIBERATELY SEEKING ME OUT.
Another invitation! LETS GO! YALLA!”

Talks about her income.
“Who are you idiots to talk about someone being broke?… what’s wrong with being broke anyways?”

“Hi bay! … so what people think he’s using me because what? Because I’m not good looking enough? Ugh but that doesn’t make sense. And these criticisms come from the ugliest people like FFG.”
*insert remarks about GorlicBread and Milky “Justin Beiber-“*

She did several pathetic kicks actually. Not just the one.

“Sorry for being grumpy but I was hangry. The HunchBack of freaking Notre Dame following me. Oh, yeah, Milkys doing so much better than me, surrre. Right. Having to sniff my asshole for views.”

(Who was the one asking how Chantal would react if an attractive Haydur in a relationship- here’s your answer)

“GO MAKE MONEY ON YOUR HAPPY RELATIONSHIP MILKY. Yeah, you got such a happy relationship. Go do a couples channel!”

She went on and on about reactors-

“Obesity isn’t a choice like any other condition. I don’t need to hear what obesity is. I don’t need any of these people who know nothing about me to tell me about myself. .. (Chantal Gucci) but yeah, she has Congestive Heart Failure so she’s nearly dead and stalking me and bullying.
I’d be worried about the afterlife if I were you!”

Seems like majority of this stream was her raging.

“Oh, you’re so mad I have a hot husband who loves every once of my fupa!”

“BADSEED is stupid and nasty and I’m going to get her channel taken down. I got Hussys taken down for a lot less. So enjoy your channel while you can you dumb bitch. Let’s strike her now. Oh look her channel doesn’t even come up, wow how relevant you are.” (Glass houses-)

She really just hopped back and forth between all of them.
“She looks like a man with her eyebrows-“ (BadSeed)
“You know what else hurts? Dropping the soap and going to jail!” (GorlicBread)
“This looks stupid, making fun of someone who’s better looking!” (Gucci)

“If you have someone threatening my life or to come take my cat send me the screenshots!”
“ILL KICK YOIR ASS EVEN IF IM IN THE POSITION WHERE YOU HAVE ME BEGGING FOR MY LIFE!”

Stopping here because it’s all repetitive. IMO she’s upset she’s alone and no one loves her.

 

[How_are_you]

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ChantalGucci better watch out if Gunt catches her... and if Gunt has something to hold on to for balance as she takes aim with her piss soaked fupa sacs and her inhaler as she lies down gasping from the effort of swinging her little midget legs... but apart from that, Gucci's going down!

They are both pathetic but shame on Tracy for letting chantal humiliate her live on stream, REGULARLY. Why she doesn’t tell that fat cunt to royally fuck off, and then go spill her guts on some reaction channel, is beyond me. She’d be welcome with open arms

 

[irishlass]

Stopping here because it’s all repetitive. IMO she’s upset she’s alone and no one loves her.

I haven't been able to watch them, but two channels posted that Chantal was visited by the police earlier under the guise of a wellness check being called in. Loop Whoopin and GB are the channels.

 

[KeeKeeCooch]

Why are Canadians such massive pussies? is it her hijab? Scooter? It's quite clear people do genuinely think she's disabled, she wouldn't survive one fucking day in a European city. Though the hijab might score her points because there are too many muzzies in Europe now so who knows.