Census 2023: Political Identity

[The Wokest]

hard poll...
I need to think what the wokest option is.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

I do not care for the bread and circus games called politics. Practically all political movements are filled with retards from top to bottom.

 

[Das Kätzchen]

Other: Radical Isolationist. LEAVE *black hands clap emoji* ME *black hands clap emoji* THE *black hands clap emoji* FUCK *black hands clap emoji* ALONE *black hands clap emoji*.

 

[Hitchhiker]

My politics are that I want everyone dead, but I'm willing to make a compromise if we can at least get rid of journalists, politicians, trannies, pedophiles, advertising executives, three letter agents, anyone who works for the board of education, and park rangers.

 

[Bababooey Warlock]

I choose the centrist option, due to the following opinions:
Russia and Ukraine are both horrible, same with Palestine and Israel.
ANTIFA, Anarchists, the KKK, ISIS, the Taliban, Al-Qaeda, the JIDF, the ADL, BLM, the Proud Boys, Fascists, and Communists are all subhuman in their own ways.
SJWs and anti-SJWs absolutely suck at life and their parents and grandparents should bully them.
Joe Biden isn't meant to be the president of the USA, due to his stupid decisions and not being able to properly function as a human being.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I believe in the Constitution.
Aside from that I want the Government to fix the roads, keep the power on and the water running, and stop us from being invaded while not invading every other asshole, and outside that keep out of the fucking way and stop trying to tell people how to live their lives.
What's that make me a Conservative? Libertarian? No not a Libertarian those guys are fags these days. Classic Libertarian maybe.
Not a "Classical Liberal" either, thanks Sargon.
Minarchist?
I'm just me.
Politics are just bread and circuses.

 

[Unique User Name]

there was a good video debunking that article by praxben basically the bear problem was always a thing but was over blown to slander the libertarians and support democrats https://youtube.com/watch?v=5S1Us-sjTZs

Watched all of it. Absolute waste of time and completely made out of cope.

 

[Mo Rutherford]

politics is gay and if you care about politics you should kermit sanpaku

 

[Pill Cosby]

Can be get a poll for pronouns please; I don't want to misgender anybody on this site.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

I believe in the Constitution.
Aside from that I want the Government to fix the roads, keep the power on and the water running, and stop us from being invaded while not invading every other asshole, and outside that keep out of the fucking way and stop trying to tell people how to live their lives.
What's that make me a Conservative? Libertarian? No not a Libertarian those guys are fags.
Not a "Classical Liberal" either, thanks Sargon.
Minarchist?
I'm just me.
Politics are just bread and circuses.

makes you a minarchist even though private roads function better

 

[Just a Humble Farmer]

I don't even know what the fuck I am anymore.
I think kids should get free school breakfast/lunch/food, and we need libraries, fire stations, and shit.

But I also am very anti-illegal immigrant and VERY pro-gun.

I don't really care but I sure as shit ain't a mainstream Republican and I am in no way, shape, or form involved in any DEMOCRAT shenanigans.

 

[Muttley]

I'll sperg about the reich and shit but if people think that's what I actually believe, they're retarded.

"hurr a worker's party for German nationals? that's definitely something that was intended for me, an American."

Spoiler: literally me

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

I don't even know what the fuck I am anymore.
I think kids should get free school breakfast/lunch/food, and we need libraries, fire stations, and shit.

But I also am very anti-illegal immigrant and VERY pro-gun.

I don't really care but I sure as shit ain't a mainstream Republican and I am in no way, shape, or form involved in any DEMOCRAT shenanigans.

black kids should not get free food and we don't need homosexual filled school libraries

 

[Procrastinhater]

russell crying.mp4

I never got an answer for what the fuck is wrong with his face that I'm willing to accept.

 

[namvata]

Libertarians are winning... maybe the trannies are right to shut this place down.

Personal responsibility is kryptonite to foids and you want the welfare state to be your husbando because nobody will fuck you, we know

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

I believe in the Constitution.
Aside from that I want the Government to fix the roads, keep the power on and the water running, and stop us from being invaded while not invading every other asshole, and outside that keep out of the fucking way and stop trying to tell people how to live their lives.
What's that make me a Conservative? Libertarian? No not a Libertarian those guys are fags these days. Classic Libertarian maybe.
Not a "Classical Liberal" either, thanks Sargon.
Minarchist?
I'm just me.
Politics are just bread and circuses.

Exactly my stance, I usually just say "conservative" but I'm quite sure most regular political "conservatives" wouldn't agree with this.

 

[seri0us]

"Third position", whatever that means.

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

Politics are gay both metaphorically and literary

 

[Procrastinhater]

and bears

Wait what?

Fucking lol thanks for the article that's the funniest shit I've read all day.

 

[Hitman One]

I politically identify as a massive retard with an internet connection.

It's a matter of time before null makes you a janny with that kind of resume.