Celebrity Death Pool 2023 - Gambling on dead dudes.

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Come the fuck on Kiwis! These feel more like "wish lists" instead of lists of "probable" deaths. Think "Vegas money" instead of "what I'd like to happen" lists for crying out loud!
 
John Fetterman. Death from his hunchback/unborn neck twin crushing his spine and no one notices he's been dead for a week.
 
Oh man. I only just regained my ability to post. Oh well posting for funsies anyway

1. Kanye
2. R Kelly
3. Tkshi69 (or however the fuck u spell that shit)
4. Slyvester Stallone
5. Arnold Schwarznegger
6. Micky Rourke
7. Chantal (foodie beautie)
8. Bam Maguera (he's reportedly on a vent?
9. Metokur
10. John Travolta
11. The Brazilian plastic surgery addicted dude who's now a woman. Will come back with the name
12. Jonathan Yaniv (please?)
13. Zeelensky (Ukraine pm)
14. Vladdy daddy Putin
15. Judy Dench (actress)
16. Ed44p (kidney failure confirmed)
17. MGK (machine gun kelly)
18. Princess Michael of Kent (UK vaguely royal)
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Tbc
 
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Yes, I know I'm extremely late, and this won't officially count, but just for fun:

1. DeoTasDevil
2. Uncle Kage (washed up popufur)
3. Jim
4. Prince Andrew
5. Igor Girkin (of non-combat causes)
6. Sergei Shoigu
7. 2Gryphon
8. Prince Harry
9. George R. R. Martin
10. Ozzy
11. Harrison Ford
12. Teddy Sheringham (retired soccer star)
13. Margaret Atwood
14. David Suzuki
15. Hickok45 (big name guntuber)
16. Jean Chrétien (former Canadian PM)
17. Pope Francis
18. Ghislaine Maxwell
19. Levi Dane Simmons (shanked or suicide)
20. Jordan B. Peterson
21. Julian Assange
22. Ted Kaczynski

And some young'uns as huge long shots:

23. Justin Bieber
24. Greta Thunberg
25. Alexander Ovechkin
 
+1 for whoever called Jimmy Carter
@Scarlett Johansson @Smug Chuckler @Poop Rat @Brutality @btr1965 @CaptainRockall

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Hey, its been a pain in the ass to get onto the site (I think my provider blocked it or something) but I'm back. I don't know how often I'll be on here, if anyone still gives a shit I'll tally up your points and give out the prize at the end of the year.
 
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