Celebrity Death Pool 2023 - Gambling on dead dudes.

[Xenomorph]

Rumor mill stating Hawkeye got his leg ripped off and also part of his genitals.

 

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Celine Dion
Clint Eastwood
Camilla Parker-Bowles
Cara Delevingne
Nikocado Avocado
Gabbie Hanna
Kanye
Kelly Ronahan

eta: spelling

 

[Blouie]

1) Ozzy Osborne
2) King Cobra JFS (from suicide after hearing the news of Ozzy's death)

 

[Snuckening2]

Martin Scorsese
Rolf Harris
Gary Glitter
Shane McGowan
Clint Eastwood
Dubya Bush
Elton John
Ozzy Osbourne
Wings of Redemption
OnlyUseMeBlade
Bootsy Collins
Tina Turner
George Clinton
Genesis P. Orridge
Ben Kingsley
James Caan
Joe Pesci
Kieth Richards
Mick Jagger
One of the Slatton Sisters
HRC
Richard Dawkins
Buzz Aldrin
Shapeshifter
Barb Chandler

 

[HatredOfScissors]

Warning: basic as fuck list. a lot of these aren't technically celebrities just lolcows from the forum but hopefully nobody cares
Includes how likely I actually think they are to die out of 10

1. joe biden (4/10)
2. trump (3/10)
3. chris chan (6/10)
4. barbara (9/10)
5. EDP445 (6/10)
6. jim (8/10)
7. Ralph (7/10)
8. Kanye (7/10 because hes missing rn)
9. Keffals (7/10)
10. Ezra Miller (5/10)
11. Harrison Ford (stolen/10)
12. Clint Eastwood (stolen/10)
13. James Woods (stolen/10)
14. George Soros (die already 9/10)
15. Maddox (idk/10)
16. Paul McCartney (8/10)
17. Bill Cosby (5/10)
18. Ron Paul (8/10)
19. William Shatner (stolen/10 he looks incredible for 91)
20. John Fetterman (stolen/10)
21. Edmund Kemper (serial killer) (6/10)
22. Shadman (4/10)

Wild card (literally from random celebrity generator):
Ron Jeremy
RL stine
Danny DeVito

 

[urr13 account]

Bob Dole

I'm pretty sure he's already dead bro

 

[HatredOfScissors]

I'm pretty sure he's already dead bro

Well shit. The generator said he was alive. I'll replace him with shadman

 

[batteredpancakes]

1. David Attenbourough (broadcaster)
2. Ezra Miller (actor)
3. Billie Joe Armstrong (lead vocalist for Greenday)
4. Demi Lovato (singer)
5. Ozzy Osbourne (lead vocalist for Black Sabbath)
6. MGK (rapper)
7. Lewis Calpaldi (singer)
8. Mark Hoppus (bassist in Blink-182)
9. Prince Charles (British Monarch)
10. Paris Jackson (Michael Jackson's kid)
11. Amberlynn (lolcow)
12. Eugenia Cooney (lolcow)
13. Cooking with simply Sara (lolcow)
14. Russell Crowe (actor)
15. Bobcat Goldthwait (comic)
16. Brad Garrett (actor)
17. Halle Berry (actress)
18. Ian Mckellen (actor)
19. Bam Magera (skateboarder)
20. Joan Jett (singer)
21. Michael Jordan (sports player)
22. Seth Rogan (actor)
23. Eric Clapton (singer)
24. Matthew Perry (actor)
25. Harvey Weinstein (producer)

 

[btr1965]

1. Martina Navratilova
2. Michael J Fox
3. Bam Margera
4. James Earl Jones
5. Bob Barker
6. Bruce Willis
7 . Keith Richards
8. Bob Dylan
9. Bob Newhart
10. Henry Kissinger
11. Artie Lang
12 Sharon Osbourne
13 Ozzy Osbourne
14 Andy Dick
15 Shannon Doherty
16 Mel Brooks
17 Jimmy Carter
18 Eva Marie Saint
19 Norman Lear
20 Harry Belafonte
21 June Squibb
22 Buzz Aldrin
23 Tina Louise
24 Danny Bonaduce
25 Christina Applegate

 

[CaptainRockall]

1. Dick Van Dyke
2. Stanley Baxter (UK Comedian/Actor)
3. Joss Ackland
4. Rolf Harris (Australian Singer turned Cartoonist turned Nonce)
5. Willie Nelson
6. Mohamed Al-Fayed (Owner of Harrods, his Son used to bonk Princess Diana)
7. Alan Greenspan
8. Joe 'Cornpop' Biden
9. Peter Falk
10. Rhod Gilbert (Welsh/British Comedian)
11. Dame Maggie Smith
12. Tony Bennett
13. Julie Goodyear (Former 'Coronation Street' star in the UK)
14. Sir Bobby Charlton (Former Manchester United & England International Footballer/Soccer Player)
15. Andy Taylor (Duran Duran)
16. Jimmy Carter
17. Neil Diamond
18. Julie Andrews
19. Jacques Delores (Former French Politician and EU grovel-job)
20. Linda Nolan (singer with The Nolan Sisters)
21. Shane McGowan (singer with The Pogues)
22. George Alagiah (UK News Presenter)
23. Frank Field (Former Labour MP, UK)
24. JJ Barrie (Canadian Singer)
25. EDP445

Jokers:

Tony Blair
Mel Brookes
Robert Wagner
Alan Alda
Cleo Laine

 

[White Girl]

Eugenia Cooney but we all know she's going to live longer than expected.

 

[Official_Kohls_Racist]

1. EDP445
2. Nick Avocado
3. Joe Biden
4. Charles III
5. Nancy Pelosi
6. Bob Pelosi
7. Andrew Tate
8. Cristiano Ronaldo
9. Shaquille O'Neal
10. Bernie Sanders
11. Dream
12. Kamala Harris
13. Putin
14. Kim Jong-un
15. Xi Jinping
16. Harrison Ford
17. George w Bush
18. Lil Naz X
19. Pope Francis
20. Robert Sylvester Kelly
21. Bill Cosby
22. Mark Hamill
23. George Soros
24. Lil Wayne
25. Lizzo

 

[weegrumpy]

Oh some of the names on this list are people who I have watched for years!
who I wouldn’t mind if they croak
prince harry/ ball handler methane
putin
biden
george bush
blair
barbra chandler (at this point mercy killing)

whitney from Eastenders
omid scobie

people who I’d be sad to see go
king charles
bruce willis
david Attenborough
william shatner
phil from Eastenders
piers morgan
dame June collins
sir Ian mckellan
sir Patrick stewart
ozzie osburn

 

[ShaBooBoo Markle]

Jacinda Ardern please get cancer in your flat tits!!

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Bongs:
Rhod Gilbert - Welsh comedian.
David Attenborough - Mother Nature's grandad.
Ian McKellen - Gandalf, Magneto.
Peter Kay - English comedian.
Ford Keiran - Scottish comedian.
Elaine C Smith - Scottish comedian.
Stephen Fry - comedian, bipolar polymath.
Maggie Smith - Dame, actress, withering looks, withering put downs, my pfp.
Judy Dench - Dame, actress, adorable, cutting, unfortunately in Cats
John Major - ex British PM
Michael Heseltine - one of Thatcher's vegetables
Alec Salmond - ex leader of the SNP and rumoured sex pest.

Americans:
Matthew Perry
Alec Baldwin
Charlie Sheen
Billie Joe Armstrong
Robert Redford
Dustin Hoffman
Bill Murray
Bill Cosby
Tim Curry
Nancy Pelosi

Other:
Celine Dion - her heart must give out.
Rupert Murdoch - Media mogul, responsible for Fox, Sky, The Sun and The Times.

 

[Mongo0o]

1. Jimmy Carter
2. Harry Belafonte
3. Dick Van Dyke
4. Gene Shalit
5. Bob Barker
6. Frankie Valli
7. Mel Brooks
8. Cher
9. Gene Hackman
10. Shelly Duvall (decrepit, mentally ill)
11. Clint Eastwood (same as below but 1 year older)
12. William Shatner (old as dirt but still mentally in incredible shape, that's why he's so low)

cows:
EDP445 (stage 5 kidney failure)
Bam Margera (OD)
Tammy Slayton (morbidly obese)
Kanye West (murdered)
Andrew Tate (mudered)

 

[Kongo-Müller]

1. Ayatollah Ali Hosseini Khamenei (dragged from a dugout and beaten to death by an angry mob, Gaddafi-style)
2. Barker, Clive (the gay plague aids)
3. Cheney, Dick (hunting accident)
4. Christie, Chris (heart attack)
5. King Charles III. of England (gardening accident)
6. Dugin, Aleksandr (car bomb)
7. Eastwood, Clint (old age)
8. Erdogan, Recep Tayyip (kemalist coup putting him in front of firing squad)
9. Goodman, John (heart attack)
10. Jones, James Earl (old age)
11. Patriarch Kirill of Moscow (polonium poisoning)
12. Kissinger, Henry (the very devil showing up to collect his overdue)
13. Koenig, Walter (old age)
14. Martin, George R. R. (heart attack)
15. Maxwell, Ghislaine (hangs herself inside her prison cell)
16. Musk, Elon (shoots himself in the back of his head 7 times with a double-barreled shotgun)
17. Ono, Yoko (old age)
18. Paul, Ron (old age)
19. Schreiner, Jumbo (heart attack)
20. Schröder, Gerhard (defenestrated)
21. Shatner, William (old age)
22. Stewart, Patrick (old age)
23. Thomas, Clarence (old age)
24. Trump, Donald (old age)
25. West, Lindy (heart attack)

 

[TV's Adam West]

15. Another big name MCU star. I'd say smart pick is Robert Downey Junior.

God fucking damn it, I was so close already.

Jeremy Renner, Marvel's Hawkeye, hospitalized after snow plow accident

Actor Jeremy Renner, who played Hawkeye in the Marvel "Avengers" movies, was in "critical but stable" condition in the hospital in Nevada, on Monday, the day after suffering a "traumatic injury" plowing snow, his publicist and local officials said.

www.reuters.com

 

[Ghostie with the Mostie]

Celebs-
1.) David Attenborough
2.) James Earl Jones
3.) Dick Van Dyke
4.) Mel Brooks
5.) Rita Moreno
6.) Rupert Murdoch

Cows-
7.) Chantal (heart attack)
8.) Nick Bate (gets jumped in prison)
9.) Boogie2988 (heart attack)

 

[PoisonedBun]

1. Kanye West
2. Tim Curry
3. Ellen Page
4. Bill Cosby
5. Demi Lovato
6. Henry Kissinger (what happens if he dies at 100?)
7. Ezra Miller
8. Patrick Stewart
9. 6ix9ine
10. Gabbie Hannah
11. Vladimir Putin
12. Bernie Sanders
13. Donald Trump

Bonus Cows:
14. Lucas Werner
15. Kelly Ronahan
16. Jazz Jennings
17. Shadman
18. Andrew Tate

I can't think of any other celebrities.