💀 Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman - unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

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I say this as a landwhale myself: there's no "beauty" in being unhealthy, and IMO it's kind of selfish for Cecily to continue to A. model unhealthy behavior for Tori and B. put Tori at risk of losing her mother. Not everyone is going to be a size 2 but that doesn't give you license to say "lol welp plus size models exist so I guess it's okay to be obese!"
 
I say this as a landwhale myself: there's no "beauty" in being unhealthy, and IMO it's kind of selfish for Cecily to continue to A. model unhealthy behavior for Tori and B. put Tori at risk of losing her mother. Not everyone is going to be a size 2 but that doesn't give you license to say "lol welp plus size models exist so I guess it's okay to be obese!"
It's too late for Tori, but losing Cesspool would be an overall net positive for her.
 
I shudder to think what an insufferable cunt Tori is going to end up as. I know it's not her fault but I already can't fucking stand her. Cecily really out did herself. It only took her 12 years to create someone as terrible as she is.
 
Yea I'm sure she can just write a pitch to get into college or get a job without a real high school degree I couldn't even bring myself to actually listen to this
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Of course she let her have danger hair
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Edit: forgot to add Cecily's complete lack of self control
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Yea I'm sure she can just write a pitch to get into college or get a job without a real high school degree I couldn't even bring myself to actually listen to this
Considering her education, Tori is surprisingly literate and articulate in this video. I'm not actually joking. I was expecting more hesitation from her while reading and use of a much simpler vocabulary.

The concept of many of these alternative schools seems to be that you talk about what you want to learn how to do and you "learn by doing." Need to develop writing skills? Well you if you say "I want to learn how to give a pitch to someone," they teach you that and the hope is you develop the writing and argumentative/reasoning skills along the way. You say you want to learn carpentry and the hope is that you learn arithmetic and geometry. Of course the problem is that you are never forced to learn something you don't want to do, and you will miss material that the teachers don't understand, so you end up with people heavily lacking in math and long-form writing skills. But to her credit, Tori has managed to ensure that her basic literacy skills are at grade level.
 
I hope Tori's learned enough to get a job because I have a feeling when she's 18, it's either get a job or Cecily and Charlie will boot her out. Despite being notorious workshys themselves.

Maybe they'll milk her for a couple of semesters worth of student loans for community college first.
 
The only thing more pathetic than this fat ass kids education, is how venimently Cecily defends it. She can barely do simple math, she knows nothing in terms of history (Outside of the history of faggots) or science. She's never going to be able to get into even a community college. She doesn't have the skills to even run a register at a 7-11. Unless someone pays her to draw furry art that's on par with what a 7 year old can do, Cecily is raising a welfare queen.
 
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She's never going to be able to get into even a community college
My prediction is she ends up spending a semester or two at one of Philadelphia’s local art colleges before dropping out and living with mom and while working a couple hours a week at a food coop and joining an art collective.

Or who knows? She could rebel against her parents, enlist in the Navy at 18, go to law school on the military's dime and become a JAG.
 
Girls often bulk up like that and try to make deliberately unflattering choices in clothing and hair if they're being sexually abused, which I've said for ages is what's happening to Tori.

Considering that both Cecily and Charlie are disgusting fat antisocial slobs and that Tori has been left to her own devices to feed herself since toddlerhood (e.g. the Pop Tart drawer), I think she might just be a fat antisocial slob as well, no molestation needed. These people are completely sedentary white trash who subsist entirely on processed and fast food and multiple full-sugar energy drinks per day.

Of course anything is possible, but I don't think there's always a tragic backstory to obesity. Sometimes people are fat due to pure laziness, gluttony, and apathy, which the O'Kelloggs demonstrate in spades.
 
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