Cars 3 - god damn it

[SteelPlatedHeart]

New information just came out about the film.

TL;DR: A millennial is the villain. A spoiled car millennial.

okay, I might see it now just to piss off said millennials.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I like the effects seen in the trailer tbh

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Just checked tumblr to confirm, they are shitting their pants in anger.

 

[friedshrimp]

It's hilarious considering if you see any charts of sales of Disney products, after parents with their kids and the occasional toon sperg, the people who buy the most Disney products are millennials. Seeing their reaction to how Disney cares little for them despite them buying 50$ Disney Princess dolls or the like will be fun.

 

[Kataomoi00]

Just checked tumblr to confirm, they are shitting their pants in anger.

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Just as mentioned with that Barbie movie, these people are not the target demographic - Pixar is not going to care about your feelings no matter how much you whine (but keep on going - we need salt ).

 

[XYZpdq]

Just checked tumblr to confirm, they are shitting their pants in anger.

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Call the boss, we struck another salt vein!

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

The cars in these movies all have dick sucking lips wtf man

 

[Muttnik]

As someone who literally gave not even a fraction of a fuck about this franchise, this new tidbit just made things much more interesting...

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The cars in these movies all have dick sucking lips wtf man

All the more to apease people like Half-dude (and cue the :horrifying: ratings in three... two... one...)

In all seriousness, as I have mentioned before, I've got no real high hopes for this thing. And the plot details aren't really quelling my fears. I like how Pixar's taking the piss out of millennials though, otherwise I'm probably going to steer clear of the film. and yes, pun was intended.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

So basically, the same plot but with different "armor"...

I don't know if that's specifically true. In the first one McQueen thinks Doc is just a bitter old dude until he realises that he's a racing legend. Then he takes a bit of notice. By the looks of this the new Car knows McQueen is a legend but still acts like he's washed up and has no value. Hey it's gotta be better than Cars 2 right? Like Blowjobs are better than this:

Spoiler

HA! I bet you thought I was gonna post the flayed cock again!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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They're not saying "fuck you, children" though. No matter how much they act like it, millennials aren't kids anymore.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

New trailer is out.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Lightning McQueen is a certain someones husbando.

@Half-dude dig the fuck in

 

[Roast Chicken]

For a film about talking cars this sequel seems to be taking itself pretty seriously.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

For a film about talking cars this sequel seems to be taking itself pretty seriously.

They all are.

Yes, even the spy movie.

 

[Lurkman]

New trailer is out.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U1eQYk74R1g

Just edited this in, thanks for finding this, I kinda forget this movie exists until I get a notif for a new reply on this thread.