Ralph received a thirty minute call-in from Scarlett last night and the IBS queen seemed to be in a conciliatory mood, waxing nostalgic about their shared history as he unsuccessfully tried to pull away from this non-consensual stroll down memory avenue. She's doing what she always does; luring Ralph back into her web with the promise of romantic opportunity, sex, and free flights so she can verbally flay the keelstream host after another argument over nothing inevitably rears its head. Her formula seems not to be working on him this time around.
I might clip later but here are my notes/observations:
- Ralph desperately wanted to hang up, but couldn't tell Scarlett to fuck off for fearof triggering another volcanic explosion of verbal abuse
- Ralph explicitly tells her they'll likely never see each other again.
- Scarlett is trying to coax him back into another arc with her, but is laying the praise on too thick. "You're so smart and funny and unique" "you make me laugh. With you, not AT you!"
-Scarlett puts on her sexy voice and uses various innuendos but even these aren't sufficient to make Ralph bite. He's so scared of this succubus that a lifetime of celibacy or paid sex is preferable to another ride with the Queen.
- Ralph eventually works up the nerve to hang up but quickly lets us (and, most importantly, her) know he wasn't trying to be rude.