Interesting to hear Ralph dunk on Adowulf about MJ’s romantic disinterest in him, but Ralph could have had her! He just didn’t want to “destroy her life”
Now that Ralph is rage hogging on Scarlett, MJ and Swan can sense the possible vacancy of the queen’s throne in the sad, parasocial, KS discord groups. Having a younger, skinner, crazier, sluttier blond woman in really ruined their place in the very sorry sausage party.
In round #2, Ralph vacillates between headmate one, a sex-crazed frat bro who compliments Scarlet on her pussy and boasts about
It was really amazing to listen to these two actually go at it. Finally something worthwhile after the roadtrips just being boring drug addicts holed up in a hotel being junkies.
In one hour Ralph was a criminal, a tax paying citizen, definitely taller than 5’1, an important gonzo journalist, a porn producer and Stuttering John def knows who he is!!!
He also feels bad for Scarlett, wants to help her and also wants her to kill herself and tells her she is fat and threatens to rape her parents.
The fact Ralph “might” have been doxed, but definitely wasn’t, is no big deal because he can move so easy in Mexico. One minute later he invited ppl to roll up to his door and he will beat their ass. So maybe he won’t move out of his shack but engage in Gunt bumping fisticuffs.
As an important gonzo journalist he completely confuses the names, and all the random gossip attached, Scarlet has shared with him about some clients or cousins or TV stars or political operatives and child sex traffickers. He also has a dead man’s switch! Lmao.
All of this said while he had the most cartoonish alcoholic hiccups I’ve heard in years. Listening to Ralph’s unfiltered ego rip is kino.
10/10 Killstream