🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I laughed so hard when Ralph was trying to summon Scarlett on the stream.

"I know... You're... watching my stream. If you have the balls... come on the stream... Uhhhh. Should I go live?

You should go dead."
 
Jason Beghe is probably her coke guy. Ralph threw a tantrum because she went into his house for 5 minutes while Ralph was left waiting in the car and accused her of sucking his (Jason's) dick.



This also solves the mystery of how Ralph "knew" Jason when she was 8 years old. He means that he knew him from tv.
Jason Beghe was in 2 episode of BoJack as the Jogging Baboon:
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What other cocktails should Ralph make in his mouth? If he's sticking with milk, I suggest a Malibu and milk next.
 
Interesting to hear Ralph dunk on Adowulf about MJ’s romantic disinterest in him, but Ralph could have had her! He just didn’t want to “destroy her life”

Now that Ralph is rage hogging on Scarlett, MJ and Swan can sense the possible vacancy of the queen’s throne in the sad, parasocial, KS discord groups. Having a younger, skinner, crazier, sluttier blond woman in really ruined their place in the very sorry sausage party.
In round #2, Ralph vacillates between headmate one, a sex-crazed frat bro who compliments Scarlet on her pussy and boasts about
It was really amazing to listen to these two actually go at it. Finally something worthwhile after the roadtrips just being boring drug addicts holed up in a hotel being junkies.

In one hour Ralph was a criminal, a tax paying citizen, definitely taller than 5’1, an important gonzo journalist, a porn producer and Stuttering John def knows who he is!!!

He also feels bad for Scarlett, wants to help her and also wants her to kill herself and tells her she is fat and threatens to rape her parents.

The fact Ralph “might” have been doxed, but definitely wasn’t, is no big deal because he can move so easy in Mexico. One minute later he invited ppl to roll up to his door and he will beat their ass. So maybe he won’t move out of his shack but engage in Gunt bumping fisticuffs.

As an important gonzo journalist he completely confuses the names, and all the random gossip attached, Scarlet has shared with him about some clients or cousins or TV stars or political operatives and child sex traffickers. He also has a dead man’s switch! Lmao.

All of this said while he had the most cartoonish alcoholic hiccups I’ve heard in years. Listening to Ralph’s unfiltered ego rip is kino.

10/10 Killstream
 
For posterity, the current likes/dislikes and the waiting viewer numbers, so we can see how many bots the broke ass bish can afford if he ever shows.
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Absolutely no sign of Ralphie still. First Mersh took his crown, then his queen left him, dollars to donuts he's having a womanly weeping session right now. SUFFAH RALPH.
 
It's remarkable Ralph takes her seriously enough to address her. She's too crazy for aylawgs to use her against Ralph.
Ralph is living in an alternate reality brought on by years of manic depressive drug addiction and destitution. His mind built it as a self defense mechanism because never in human existence have we needed to handle the gargantuan level of shame Ethan Ralph carries with him subconsciously. He is patient zero for a new form of mental illness brought on by the invention of live streaming.
 
Did Ralph chug Vodka and milk again?
 
Here’s where I think Ralph is in terms of his alcohol/drug abuse…

He’s deep enough into a bender that he can’t physically make it to the liquor store to buy more. When you’ve been doing nothing but binge drinking daily for a week or more your body starts to wear out, you barely eat, any gap between regular alcohol intake leads to you becoming irritable, unwell, shaky etc. so going out to buy more alcohol can become difficult.

I think he’s having his alcohol delivered by SpicEats or whatever, they’re probably dropping off a couple of handles of vodka at a time, but he’s clearly ran out of whatever he usually mixes it with and all he has in his shack is milk, hence that classic gif from a couple of pages back.

He’s going to be feeling rough as fuck, head pounding, sweating something crazy, just generally deeply uncomfortable/sore, overheating and his central nervous system lashing out at him if he pauses his alcohol intake even briefly. When he comes around after passing out he immediately resumes glugging down some more vodka to stave off the withdrawals, but unless he slowly and gradually reduces his alcohol intake or switches to benzos to taper off with then he is going to be in serious trouble - seizures and shit, serious dehydration potentially leading to organ failure.

I’m amazed he hasn’t thrown up on camera, that would seem par for the course, maybe it’s the benzos helping him. Benzos affect the same receptors as alcohol, preventing alcohol withdrawal (which can be fatal), but don’t cause the same damage to the liver/body. It’s obviously some weird, ‘experimental’, completely medically unsound balancing act in this situation with Ralph, but dem xannies could actually be keeping him alive.
 
In between leaving voicemails to Scar's dad Ralph also said he won't be releasing the tape because verbal consent can be revoked and he's afraid Scar will drag him to court over it.

So we're not getting Gunted 2: Wisconsin Boogaloo (whether you consider that a gpod or a bad thing)
 
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