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🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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Breaking into Ralph's home would be like breaking into a garbage room.
I used to know a guy who would do this with muscle milk and titos. He is in jail now
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The latest installment in the "Diary of a Dumb Bitch" trilogy features a Ralph just sober enough to hang on for an impressive 3 1/2 hours, but still at a level of drunkenness unprecedented even by his standards. Unlike his first attempt, which at least had the short-lived pretense of planning and structure at the beginning, this one resembled a lonely middle-aged barfly's drunken monologue about their ex-partner from the very first frame.
In an opening rant punctuated by the occasional hiccup - and conveyed through a wall of phlegm -, Ralph predictably denigrates Scarlett's "bloated" (lmao) appearance and resolves to ruin her life for mentioning his keeds. It should be noted that she only referenced Ethan's son to disparage him as a deadbeat dad, and censored the child's name on twitter. He uses the genius strategy of presuming himself to have already won in an inept bid to intimidate the enraged IBS goddess, suggesting that he'd only contemplate taking mercy on her if she groveled for forgiveness:
Ralph pulls a slight W by dunking on Scarlet for supposedly sucking off a geriatric member of Steel Panther (?)
His threats don't have much weight, considering the Ralphamale's track record - in the first fuck Scarlett festival, a sniffly, sickly, post-overdose Ethan played her sexual voice memos to publicly embarrass her, only for them make him visibly grieve over their breakup as his nervous system buckled under the weight of his xanny abuse:
Utterly felted by a batch of prerecorded messages you cherrypicked to embarrass your opponent. Menacing stuff.
Anyway, back to Fuck Scarlet Festival III:
Ralph says Scarlett has 'never even watched Bojack" as though that's like not knowing every day of the week or something. He contrasts this with his adviser (lawyer?), who apparently understands why he identifies with the show. I'm going to guess he was referencing his legal adviser here, since I don't think Ralph is introspective enough to pursue therapy without a court order. These are his confidants now.
Ralph briefly considers going to a bar (and is quickly egged on by Dale Gribble) before once again begging for Scarlet to leave him alone, die, or kill herself. The blaring tuba in the background perfectly encapsulates how out-of-it he is.
In a surreal turn of events, Ralph ad-reads for a guide designed to teach kids about the history behind America's July 4th festivities. He's repeating the milquetoast prose of a children's education ad in his gravelly, liquored voice, there's a massive golden banner reading "DIARY OF A DUMB BITCH" at the bottom, and this literal parenting commercial is being sandwiched between rants about how a blacked hooker should die (or kill herself). THAT is a highlight.
In a historic first for the modern-day Sektur, Ethan actually calls his Bloodsports opponent. The two have it out on-stream in three separate rounds of varying length (all the clips I am supplying only come from rounds 1 & 2). Scarlet immediately assumes the position of dog walker, given that Ethan was put at an admittedly massive disadvantage by gallons of vodka.
Ethan's opening gambit was to confabulate a rape in her childhood, porn career, or both, and then claim she was a loser for letting this fictitious sexual assault occur. After she calls him a "fat fuck" in a moment of frustration, he melts down.
Ralph attempts to shame Scarlet when the topic of her interracial work rears its head, and she verbally piledrives him with a few meanspirited jokes about his gunt.
Ralph springs up with the excitement of a baby bunny when one sharp-witted superchatter creates a spin on "Bloat Boar" that can be used against Scar Scar. I find it funny that neither party has explicitly acknowledged this deeply traumatic insult.
Ralph, at his wit's end with this unruly wench, finally resorts to what he clearly perceives as the fire axe in the glass box: I came inside you. Scarlett responds with an absurd degree of emotional maturity, denouncing him for his failures as a father and rejecting Ralph's juvenile insistence on romanticizing his own self-destruction (see how he identifies w/ Bojack).
full clip of round 1:
In round #2, Ralph vacillates between headmate one, a sex-crazed frat bro who boasts about creaming Scarlet's pussy, and headmate two, an intrepid gonzo journalist hellbent on unearthing this malevolent wench's ties to an Epstein associate. An incredible, poignant illustration of our duality as men.
In an opening rant punctuated by the occasional hiccup - and conveyed through a wall of phlegm -, Ralph predictably denigrates Scarlett's "bloated" (lmao) appearance and resolves to ruin her life for mentioning his keeds. It should be noted that she only referenced Ethan's son to disparage him as a deadbeat dad, and censored the child's name on twitter. He uses the genius strategy of presuming himself to have already won in an inept bid to intimidate the enraged IBS goddess, suggesting that he'd only contemplate taking mercy on her if she groveled for forgiveness:
Ralph pulls a slight W by dunking on Scarlet for supposedly sucking off a geriatric member of Steel Panther (?)
His threats don't have much weight, considering the Ralphamale's track record - in the first fuck Scarlett festival, a sniffly, sickly, post-overdose Ethan played her sexual voice memos to publicly embarrass her, only for them make him visibly grieve over their breakup as his nervous system buckled under the weight of his xanny abuse:
Utterly felted by a batch of prerecorded messages you cherrypicked to embarrass your opponent. Menacing stuff.
Anyway, back to Fuck Scarlet Festival III:
Ralph says Scarlett has 'never even watched Bojack" as though that's like not knowing every day of the week or something. He contrasts this with his adviser (lawyer?), who apparently understands why he identifies with the show. I'm going to guess he was referencing his legal adviser here, since I don't think Ralph is introspective enough to pursue therapy without a court order. These are his confidants now.
Ralph briefly considers going to a bar (and is quickly egged on by Dale Gribble) before once again begging for Scarlet to leave him alone, die, or kill herself. The blaring tuba in the background perfectly encapsulates how out-of-it he is.
In a surreal turn of events, Ralph ad-reads for a guide designed to teach kids about the history behind America's July 4th festivities. He's repeating the milquetoast prose of a children's education ad in his gravelly, liquored voice, there's a massive golden banner reading "DIARY OF A DUMB BITCH" at the bottom, and this literal parenting commercial is being sandwiched between rants about how a blacked hooker should die (or kill herself). THAT is a highlight.
In a historic first for the modern-day Sektur, Ethan actually calls his Bloodsports opponent. The two have it out on-stream in three separate rounds of varying length (all the clips I am supplying only come from rounds 1 & 2). Scarlet immediately assumes the position of dog walker, given that Ethan was put at an admittedly massive disadvantage by gallons of vodka.
Ethan's opening gambit was to confabulate a rape in her childhood, porn career, or both, and then claim she was a loser for letting this fictitious sexual assault occur. After she calls him a "fat fuck" in a moment of frustration, he melts down.
Ralph attempts to shame Scarlet when the topic of her interracial work rears its head, and she verbally piledrives him with a few meanspirited jokes about his gunt.
Ralph springs up with the excitement of a baby bunny when one sharp-witted superchatter creates a spin on "Bloat Boar" that can be used against Scar Scar. I find it funny that neither party has explicitly acknowledged this deeply traumatic insult.
Ralph, at his wit's end with this unruly wench, finally resorts to what he clearly perceives as the fire axe in the glass box: I came inside you. Scarlett responds with an absurd degree of emotional maturity, denouncing him for his failures as a father and rejecting Ralph's juvenile insistence on romanticizing his own self-destruction (see how he identifies w/ Bojack).
full clip of round 1:
In round #2, Ralph vacillates between headmate one, a sex-crazed frat bro who boasts about creaming Scarlet's pussy, and headmate two, an intrepid gonzo journalist hellbent on unearthing this malevolent wench's ties to an Epstein associate. An incredible, poignant illustration of our duality as men.
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This is truly an oasis of content after walking through a desert of Ralph nontent.
Brings tears to my eyes.
Brings tears to my eyes.
Braphamut
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Ralph reading ads on Rumble like a modern day Orson Welles.
Sounds like Fight Milk and its consequences from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Um...
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Now he’s claiming (with no ebidance) that she’s ‘begging for a truce.’ He’s like a six-year old thinking if he says it it’s true and really happened.
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I was gonna ask what the fuck you would even call something like that, fight milk for sure
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It really will be an end of an era when Ralph dies. There really is no one else like a ralphamale
Um...
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If Ah say it enuf times it’s TROOO
Scarlett is FAT
She’s OUT OF HER DEPTH
She’s BEGGING FOR A TRUCE
cause AH SAID SO
Hildy's interior cuckshed
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Gunt must have been inside when the photo of the street was taken.
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I think the only bomb Scarlett has left to drop is either proof of pregnancy or an abortion to hang over Ralph's head. He's a well documented deadbeat so it's not like she wouldn't have justification.
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"He took your pussy. Fuck you bish. Fat fuck never had any trouble getting pussy"
Um...
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Damn, he really is just beet red
Like an overripe tomato.
Hence the return of the B&W filter today.
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PERTURBED GOODS"He took your pussy. Fuck you bish. Fat fuck never had any trouble getting pussy"
This is probably true but Im never counting out a crackwhore hooker who feels scorned. Here we have two people with absolutely nothing to lose, and I can't wait to see what happens!
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25 minutes late already, good start for us
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I'll be real: I have absolutely no clue what Scarlett is saying 99% of the time and even when I can understand, she provides no evidence and rambles about some other random shit right away.
It's remarkable Ralph takes her seriously enough to address her. She's too crazy for aylawgs to use her against Ralph.
It's remarkable Ralph takes her seriously enough to address her. She's too crazy for aylawgs to use her against Ralph.
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“Protect ya neck” as he reveals where he lives. Pure irony. Classic sektur moment.