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🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
I don't think even dropping the sex tape would put him anywhere near in the running against The Quartering. No one would really care except for the people still reading this Sektur board. The Quartering drama is mainstream.
God's honest truth, though it's a sad commentary that the gradual emptying of Jer's stream chat elicits more attention and soyfaced awe than a 300 pound drop of Memphis sewage living out his own private GTA installment. This man is beating pornstars, committing international theft for pawn shop payouts, volunteering hilarious info about his tiny, flaccid member, and hollering at superhuman decibel levels, but Hambly being forced to consider downsizing from his McMansion somehow manages to draw greater crowds. Like, what? lol.
God's honest truth, though it's a sad commentary that the gradual emptying of Jer's stream chat elicits more attention and soyfaced awe than a 300 pound drop of Memphis sewage living out his own private GTA installment. This man is beating pornstars, committing international theft for pawn shop payouts, volunteering hilarious info about his tiny, flaccid member, and hollering at superhuman decibel levels, but Hambly being forced to consider downsizing from his McMansion somehow manages to draw greater crowds. Like, what? lol.
It's about the spectacle of the fall. Ralph is a worm wriggling around in a Merida gutter after it rains. It's what he's done many times in the past and is expected to do. Quarterpounder is someone who, until recently, was still up on high and even boasted about how secure he was in his ivory tower. I personally love the spectacle and the comeuppance of some e-grifter's downfall, but do still return to old favorites.
On this episode, Ralph takes a call from Dingo, a kind, well-liked killstream alum from the late 2010s and early 2020s who was recently drawn back into orbit after attempting to help Rand stop embarrassing himself on-stream.
The pair had a tumultuous relationship back in the day, but both seem willing to bury the hatchet now. Ralph admits he envies Dingo's family at the very end of the clip - so much for the supposed pride in this lone wolf lifestyle he's chosen.
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Within minutes of officially reconciling, Ralph drunkenly sabotages Dingo's streaming enterprise by trying to enlist his former co-host as an ally in his feud with Mersh, someone Dingo wanted to interview.
1:12
Dingo, like a naive, heel-clicking Dorothy in the land of Oz, makes the hilarious mistake of actually discussing far right politics on Ralph's far right political talk show, only to have his inspirational paean to white unity shut down by drunken sentence fragments about torta.
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Ralph also decides to escalate his feud with ScarScar. He trawls through his Whatsapp convos with her and plays the 27 year old's horny voice recordings to his audience, presumably as a substitute for the release of her sex tape. A superchatter masterfully sets the scene by tuning the juke box to goodbye horses; every inviolable line has been breached, and this breakup is forever.
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Ralph's laughter at this meanspirited joke about his divorce affirms the keelstream's symbiosis with its alogs. We are his fanbase and he knows it.
Bloat Bore finds this zonked-out anorexic's prerecorded sexual advances so terrifying that he responds to these voice memos with the grave vow that she will never defeat him:
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Another one in which he spews second-rate Braveheart lines at a romantic voice message:
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Ralph seems to drunkenly mistake the recordings for the real thing, which makes sense because ScarScar has an actual tendency to steamroll over people with a firehose stream of non-sequiturs.
When longtime paypig Master Trollius remarks that Ralph doxed himself tracking his UberEATS Burger King delivery on-air, Ralph stops stream sniping Scarlet to put this bish in his place:
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This hostility toward his unironic fans culminates in a manic frenzy of bans and mutes, leading to this hilarious screenshot:
Ralph's a two-minute walk (ok for him a 5 minute hobble) from Gojira Sushi. From which he has been banned, even though it was his favorite place. L M A O.
We assumed he was still in Los Heroes, the Uber leak just confirms it.
No disrespect to the neighbors or neighborhood! Next door they have Christmas lights, on the other side a few plants, both are weeded and well-maintained with fresh paint. Heck, across the street, they did stamped and tinted concrete for their front patio. El Gunto is just in the trashiest unit on the block.
(Just to note, I don't think this is 100%, but via guntchat and other sources, it's above 90% sure. Per Uber, he's definitely on this block.)
Cat update courtesy of Gabe Hoffman. Scarlett confirms his poor cats are NOT boarded when Ralph goes on his sex trips to get serviced by Scarlett. He leaves a mountain of food for them and they stay in the casa. Even Scarlett had the common sense to seek care for her pets when going on vacation. The vet videos are just posturing to make him look like a responsible owner when his animals are suffering from relative neglect.
Likely the correct one. The casa azul () on the right has some fancy garage with a motorcycle. The one on the left looks way too fancy and obviously tenants have been living there a while because they invested in a secure perimeter. I had a look myself in maps and that's the exact location I got. Easy to determine which ones are not him as streetview seems to be around Christmas and I don't at all see him as being festive or houseproud by putting decorations up like the neighbors.
Easy to determine which ones are not him as streetview seems to be around Christmas and I don't at all see him as being festive or houseproud by putting decorations up like the neighbors.
Yeah same. And even some of the candidates across the street, they still had like a few potted plants in the front, or a hose out front (presumably to wash their car?). Someone in guntchat mentioned that Ralph claimed he lived next to a laundromat, and next door, 560 noticeably has a clothesline out front in streetview
Someone in guntchat mentioned that Ralph claimed he lived next to a laundromat, and next door, 560 noticeably has a clothesline out front in streetview
Good catch. You can look at surrounding "lavanderias" on maps, although this specific one isn't listed on google. Mexico appears to have many "laundromats" wherein it is literally just a person doing laundry service from their home. They have the actual ones as well but seems like a lot of people make a living in the super old school way by taking in laundry. Looked at streetview for them and many were just domestic properties. No business signs or anything
) on the right has some fancy garage with a motorcycle. The one on the left looks way too fancy and obviously tenants have been living there a while because they invested in a secure perimeter. I had a look myself in maps and that's the exact location I got. Easy to determine which ones are not him as streetview seems to be around Christmas and I don't at all see him as being festive or houseproud by putting decorations up like the neighbors.