🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ethan "Pusher of Rope" Ralph.

 

[GoybeamFireSupportOfficer]

What does he think he'll gain from revenge porning Scarlett. She's already been fucked by niggers on camera. The only person that can be embarrassed by what's in that video is the Ralphamale.

Ralph is operating on pure instinct. Revenge porning is a reflex for him, just like domestic violence, drunk driving or pissing in bottles. It's baked into his fucking spinal cord.

 

[Schpoots]

He's threatening to release revenge porn... of someone thats been in some of the most degrading porn imaginable? This is so retarded that I assume its a ploy to drum up sales for when they eventually release the tape. Everything about these two has been so gay, fake and cringe that I just don't believe the drama at face value. The era of nontent continues.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

I have a pet theory that he really does have an 8 inch penis but it's very, very thin, and we only see the top 3 inches poking out through the gunt flaps. To quote Redbar, when it's soft it's like an extension cord and he can wrap it around his waist like a belt. Guess I'll be proven right or wrong by the tape.

 

[sufferhorse]

What does he think he'll gain from revenge porning Scarlett. She's already been fucked by niggers on camera. The only person that can be embarrassed by what's in that video is the Ralphamale.

because he is mean and cruel. Porn seems to be the ONE thing she does not want to do anymore, so he is gonna release her porn. its just Spite and cruelty.

He did the same with Faith and her diary. Did the same with pantsu and nora.

 

[Indrick Boreale]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OdN2_-WOPtE
Last night's "Ah'm gunna poast yer noods on /cow/, bish!" stream.

1:00 - "SHE GAVE ME A BLOWJOB AND THEN SHE PROMOTED DA KILLSTREAM!"

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So all those donos mean he's caught up on child support, right?

 

[Um...]

So wait…the micro can’t even stay hard during a BJ?
Exactly what I thought would be the case with this 40-going-on-70 year old obese sedentary alcoholic benzo abusing smoker.
That poor lil peenos is in its death throes.
Sad!

 

[HackerX]

So all those donos mean he's caught up on child support, right?

I'd love to know how far behind he is on that, and have no problem admitting I was shocked how little he was behind when that shit got leaked last year. Though it was still hilarious seeing the $3 payments from Dead Sandra's PayPal, who's smiling up at Ralph down there from black heaven.

On that note, I'd absolutely kill to have an idea on Ralph's debt in general. Not just the sheer amount, which probably isn't as awful as most would think because he never built enough of a credit history for big credit limits or for anyone to loan him serious, adult type money. Outside of the school loans and red Nissan (MIA for years, much like grandpappy Ralph's treasured ring. RIP) of course. Though Sandra was almost certainly co-signed the former, and there's no reason Ralph would care about saddling her with a bunch of debt that didn't even result in him graduating. That bish deserved it since it since it wasn't even hot outside.

No, no. What I want to know is just how many random payments plans or cheap (PlayStation) credit cards that Ralph has maxed out and neglected throughout the decades. God only knows about the unpaid hospital bills, legal fees, and shenanigans from that car accident he caused, which he curiously absconded the country his daddeh gave him afterwards.

On one hand, he's fortunate enough that all the ones he undoubtedly racked before da arrival of eminent KILLSTREAM at the ripe young age of 33-ish (when he was essentially a bum mooching off Sandra) are almost certainly wiped off his credit report at this point. However, those same options are effectively off limits to him now, so he's deveststingly reliant on like two retards who give him money and cheap Mexico living.

As well as the debt he's burdened onto other people. Pantsu, and Harreh by extension, are obvious for sure. IIRC, the house they rented (after Ralph decided the first time he should stop being a baby bird, flapping his pigly wings at 35-ish, and abandon Sandra while she was basically dying LOL) had a bunch of damage after they left, which was of course in Pantsu's name. My completely unsubstantiated guess though is that Harreh probably swooped in to take care of that. That tracks to me since he's seemingly a decent dad, whose greatest sin is not being more firm with Amanda being a retard early on, and his likely infatuation with women's feet. (To each their own my dude, though there's deservedly obvious undertones and connotations for dudes who are into feet.)

I'm also kinda curious about side characters like Michael Sisco, who's potentially the father of Cozy.tv Rozy, and the bowling alley guy. Sisco was absolutely the producer and the sole source of funds behind the disastrous Ralphamania, which we all know was very successful, made a lot of money, spawned multiple sequel events, and who's still best buds with Ralph. Whereas Ralph absolutely guessed up the bowling alley guy with how hosting Ralph's glorious bowling event would rake in a bunch of money.

Though I'd hazard a guess Ralph allocated some money from the tickets he sold to rent out the bowling alley, but I'm willing to bet Ralph insisted food/alcohol was free for him and made himself at home. So bowling alley guy's costs is likely limited to the likely damage, Ralph's exorbitant trash burger/booze intake, and potential lost revenue from standard open lanes vs reserved event that didn't bring in as many people.

- It's not particularly important, but does anyone remember if it was the entire building that was reserved? or just a few lanes? Not that it really matters, but it's particularly funny if Ralph's event was restricted to a corner of the bowling alley while normal people were watching and thinking "WTF is going on here?"

So wait…the micro can’t even stay hard during a BJ?
Exactly what I thought would be the case with this 40-going-on-70 year old obese sedentary alcoholic benzo abusing smoker.
That poor lil peenos is in its death throes.
Sad!

God. Ralph's genius cope about his remarkably small showing in his copyright dispute with Faith was almost SIX YEARS ago was that, other than the camera angle (LOL), he was limp and not fully erect. SIX, and it's not like it's been a particularly smooth or healthy SIX YEARS for da Ralphamale.

Hell, Adezero spoke about her dissatisfaction with Ralph's performance, and that he was lazy as fuck. That shit was seemingly confirmed when Ralph, who was facing scrutiny from a methed out retard across the country and ofc da gaylogs, emotionally lashed out and decided to post da only pictorial ebidence we have available. Which ofc accomplished nothing but confirm he's lazy in bed, and that the West Memphis Micro appears to be afflicted with a wasting disease. Though Ralph would lead you to believe it was actually Iranian super hackers who did it, and it doesn't really matter because it was a copyright dispute if yewww wanna know da troof about it.

There's a cosmic, corn flavored irony about the state West Memphis Micro considering Ralph's obsession with Null's broke dick. While I'm sure the current state Ralph (age, health, substance abuse, physical activity, etc.) have taken their toll, you can't help but think that it kinda maybe sorta might have been another klassic kase of Ralphaprojection when Null's dick began consuming him.

However, Ralph projecting his insecurities on others by lashing out emotionally. Absolutely not. No way. Never. That doesn't even sound like something Ralph would ever do... Does it?

 

[Sirfaggot]

On this episode of the Keelstream, Ethan Ralph continues on his anti-Scarlett warpath by trying to release a sex tape he made with her in exchange for 2000 dollars' worth of stream donos.

Since Ms. Gretzinger had graduated from occasional nuisance to formidable IBS adversary in their most recent feud, even driving him to rage with some choice insults over text, it's clear that this is his way of meting out retribution. She's really pissed him off. Further suggesting this is the fact that he falsely claims Delany featured in the opening shot of Blacked.com's discount promo ads.
After this tidbit of vengeful fabulism, he launches into a Doctorate-level seminar on the factors compelling adult film actresses to betray their values and "take black dick". Why does he possess such in-depth knowledge? Apparently, he's "studied the industry" (see lore on Jcaesar187).

Video opens with claims about Scar. Monologue about Blacked.com's incentives starts around the halfway point.

Since Ralph's variety of woman-hatred is very cliche, he implicitly views sex as a humiliation ritual consummating the male's dominion and ownership over his partner(s). This is why he has a propensity for divulging intimate details about his former girlfriends/wives' sex lives after they part ways on bad terms - waxing poetic about 'king konging [Pantsu's] pussy', tweeting that Scarlett fucked an Epstein associate after stealing her laptop in the midst of an argument, etc.

Speaking of which, here he is, describing how she labored endlessly to get his flaccid, dysfunctional member through a BJ scene:

He tries to excuse his erectile dysfunction to no avail.

His decision to upload the footage predictably triggers a confrontation between the two. He has obtained video of a lucid, (relatively) sober Scarlett issuing her consent for the commercial use of their seedy amateur porno, so he's legally in the clear... right?

LMAO! It turns out he got a battery citation for assaulting Scarlett the very same night. No jury or judge would observe such a coincidence without at least wondering whether her assent to the verbal contract was given under duress - he's got nothing. He also readily admits to the battery citation and 2nd arrest without an ounce of embarrassment, lol. In addition, the actual fucking pornstar was predictably blase about the prospect of having her sex tape released, and seemed more upset about him using the video for commercial gain than its actual publication.

Scarlett had already claimed he was arrested a 2nd time in the stream she aired right after he stole her laptop, so we can now consider her somewhat reliable.

Predictably, Ralph hangs up after she starts to press him about the macbook. This prompts a victory dance:

Although his fans seemed alarmingly enthusiastic about the sex tape (Dale Gribble being a notable example), they got cold feet over the remote possibility that they'd be sued for incentivizing the release with their donos, as the video's publication was contingent upon 2000 dollars in superchats. Ethan left in a huff with 1300 unrefunded dollars.

Scarlett wins round 2. It seems her plot armor might be superior to his as well.

Paylog status: felted to oblivion

 

[drammamean]

So wait…the micro can’t even stay hard during a BJ?
Exactly what I thought would be the case with this 40-going-on-70 year old obese sedentary alcoholic benzo abusing smoker.
That poor lil peenos is in its death throes.
Sad!

And you just know he's taking Viagra, Cialis and whatever he can afford from the gas station. And he still can't get it up.

Sorry Scarlett, Ralph's fixation on ASS-HOLES should've clued you in that you were barking up the wrong tree.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Dale Gribble's desire to see Ralph's sex tape really says a lot. I think he's more of a subhuman than Adolwolf at this point. In any case, the doomsday gunted clock is pretty close to midnight...

 

[HackerX]

Dale Gribble's desire to see Ralph's sex tape really says a lot. I think he's more of a subhuman than Adolwolf at this point. In any case, the doomsday gunted clock is pretty close to midnight...

WDYM? That dude has kinda gone so hard in the paint, there's a legitimate argument he's truly a cruel and sadistic alog.

 

[Indrick Boreale]

Ralph's going for another achievement in the nigger playthrough: Recidivism.

 

[demicolon]

Wow. They're truly made for each other. It's so romantic, I hope they'll be together forever.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

WDYM? That dude has kinda gone so hard in the paint, there's a legitimate argument he's truly a cruel and sadistic alog.

I don't know, he's been around forever, he might be pre-Cozy. Then again the cruelest and most sadistic alogs are former fans. He could be a true Anthony LoGatto and despise a man exactly like himself.

 

[Um...]

And you just know he's taking Viagra, Cialis and whatever he can afford from the gas station. And he still can't get it up.

Yeah he’s beyond pharmaceutical help at this point. The micro’s microvasculature is irretrievably clogged with gunk and sludge rendering it permaflaccid. Which is why he’s so preoccupied with ‘muh DICK’ and porn.

He’s the one who should be nervous about the BJ video being made public. It will expose his dangling guntflaps and flaccid micropeen tfor all the world to see. He’d much rather it stays unseen so he can continue to flex and brag about ‘muh sex tape.’

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Let's just be totally real here, if Ralph wasn't flaccid and tiny the whole video he already would have leaked it.

 

[GoybeamFireSupportOfficer]

Let's just be totally real here, if Ralph wasn't flaccid and tiny the whole video he already would have leaked it.

Amazing point. He'd be putting it on billboards.

 

[W@rui]

Scarlett quickly deleted this tweet.