🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Oliver Onions]

I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE A RALPHAMALE
I WANNA THUMB YOU IN THE INSIDE
I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE A RALPHAMALE

YOU BRING ME CLOSER TO JAIL

OT: Even Ralph's braindead followers are nervous they're going to end up in a class-action for funding Memphis Micro Vol.2.

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[Sexy Potoo]

Ralph's threatening to release it eventually (after he pays an editor to edit out his soft dick) if he makes 2 grand for this stream

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Scarlett has an opportunity to do the funniest thing if she drops the whole thing first and exposes the Memphis Microsemi to the world

Edit: Now he's bumped it to 2750

I would pay Ralph money to DELETE pornography of himself and make sure it never sees the light of day.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

Clip of the call after Dale alerted Ralph to Scarlett's twitter

16:41

Ralph's now threatening to release it even if they don't hit the goal because "he wants to be done with it"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

they have joint ownership of the video

That does not mean what you think it means Ethan.

 

[durrdurrdurr]

Ralph's playing the tape

Ralph stop. This is just a copyright argument between the two of you. Please do not leak the sex tape. We have already seen too much.

 

[sufferhorse]

i have joint ownership of muh keeds too, alogs.

i can do whatever i want with them, so i choose to neglect them.


Ralph treats his kids like he treats his revenge porn.

 

[Sirfaggot]

1:10

Something about the ending of NIN's closer, or perhaps the humidity of a late summer night in the Merida shack, compelled the Ralphamale to cut one of his best promos yet. One could almost hear his pinched southern drawl barreling throughout the the WWE's event stadium in another life. He certainly has enough sex scandals to qualify as their next big promoter.

 

[GenuineSunset]

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE A RALPHAMALE
I WANNA THUMB YOU IN THE INSIDE
I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE A RALPHAMALE

You do as The Scorpions have before you!

(Okay, I don't know what song that actually is, but I'm sure this is better.)

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Archive of duh Keelstream.

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44:52

The paypigs got scammed again. Suffah!

 

[You're MDNWU]

I've never seen a fat guy with such a small dick that's so adamant on releasing revenge porn, showing that it really is small but MAYBE IT'S YOU WITH A SMALL DICK, BISH. WHY YOU STARING AT MUH DICK, YOU FUCKER.

Also wouldn't be surprised if most of the donos were faked, with him hoping real people would want to see his tiny dick again.

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

Last night's "Ah'm gunna poast yer noods on /cow/, bish!" stream.

 

[terry fan 67]

I mean, she already has a multitude of videos showing her getting dicked down all over the net, what is this meant to be? Ok Ralph, show us how this is a win for you

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Also wouldn't be surprised if most of the donos were faked

There was one superchatter who had their username set to "[Username] sent $2000" hoping he was too pilled out not to notice the sleight of hand.

 

[Buzz Killington]

You mean we're gonna get a second dose of seeing the gunt wiggle?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

What does he think he'll gain from revenge porning Scarlett. She's already been fucked by niggers on camera. The only person that can be embarrassed by what's in that video is the Ralphamale.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Man. Imagine being the killstream fan who paid to see Ralph’s micropenis.



And just to get scammed because he knows he doesn’t want his micropenis out there (again) and is coping how he needs to digitally alter it to look bigger

 

[drammamean]

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I think he had the tape open in the background and hit play accidentally

20 minute BJ video = Ralph couldn’t get hard
“Almost recorded a sex scene during the BJ video” = Shartlett did everything in her power but Ethan Ralph couldn’t get hard
I bet he’d have had better luck with Adulwolf, Shartlett should’ve been born a man if she wanted to breed her prized livestock because the homo can’t get it up for a woman.

Couldn’t be me!

 

[RollingRock2]

Broke dick Ralph confirmed

 

[GoybeamFireSupportOfficer]

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Something about the ending of NIN's closer, or perhaps the humidity of a late summer night in the Merida shack, compelled the Ralphamale to cut one of his best promos yet. One could almost hear his pinched southern drawl barreling throughout the auditorium of a WWE event in another life. He certainly has enough sex scandals to qualify as their next big promoter.

You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me Gamergate you
I broke apart my left moob
(Xannies) I've got no truck to sell
(Xannies) the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from my kids
I wanna fuck you like a Ralphamale
I wanna thumb you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like a Ralphamale
My whole existence is a-logged
You get me closer to Cog

You can have my bifurcation
You can have the Mexican shack
You can have my absence of Faith
You can have my Xannie stream
You tear down my view count
(Xannies) It's my thumb I can smell
(Xannies) You make me gunted
Help me get to dialysis
I wanna fuck you like a Ralphamale
I wanna thumb you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like a Ralphamale
My whole existence is a-logged
You get me closer to Cog

Through Tijuana
Among the slums
Within my stomach
Scraped off my knees
I eat the banana
Outside your jail
You are the reason
I stay alive