🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Ralph likes anything that’s gay by proxy so he can maintain the illusion that he’s straight. It’s why he had so much fun having phone sex with Podawful via a voice changer, married Mantsu, hired a trans hooker a couple of weeks ago (“It was a woman!” he insists), why he had so much fun discussing gross sexual details with Kevin Shrimpoli, paying a Mexican to cuck him, enjoys getting pegged and whatever other deranged sexual activities.

Really I’m sick of people talking about this stuff publicly, it’s always the people who get the least who discuss it the most incessantly. Just shut up and keep your sexual proclivities to yourself, having porn brain isn’t a personality and doesn’t make you interesting.
 
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Does Ralph not remember between two ferns?

The country his daddy gave him
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"I'm gonna have someone design a special theme for it" I assume this is Piglish for 'I'm gonna ask ChatGPT to make me a generic website and put some Vegas and Westling stuff in the banner"
I dont think he knows he can use Chatgpt for it, what he means by that he will ask jessie who's been doing this pigfarms(snark vegas) that came out while back ago and finally killed us.
 
I sure how the KillstreemKlassics channel has such hits as

“It’s nawt even HAWT outsiiiide…”

“How many white children do YEW have?!” (yelled at a recording)

“SAN DIEGO, AUGUST THIRD! SAN DIEGO, AUGUST THIRD! SAN DIEGO, AUGUST THIRD!“

and of course Ralph’s waggling, malformed trotters in the air after falling out of his chair
 
I sure how the KillstreemKlassics channel has such hits as

“It’s nawt even HAWT outsiiiide…”

“How many white children do YEW have?!” (yelled at a recording)

“SAN DIEGO, AUGUST THIRD! SAN DIEGO, AUGUST THIRD! SAN DIEGO, AUGUST THIRD!“

and of course Ralph’s waggling, malformed trotters in the air after falling out of his chair
“Do I LOOK 5’1 BISH!?”

“Maybe yewww talked shit to yourrr mom!… I have no reason not to think that.”
 
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