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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Now I'm not one to wish anyone poor health generally but if Ralph's stops drinking, cramming down pills and smoking I give him like 2 weeks before he relapses and does them twice as hard. He lacks any discipline or self control whatsoever considering he can't control his weight or anger issues. He can't even go a more than a day without bad mouthing his ex when like a few hours before he said he loved and forgave her.
 
The Backwards Man dijo:
"I may not be living for much longer but I LIVED BISH"
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He did live a thousand more lives then his haters and fucked a thousand more pussies then them. If Ralph dies tomorrow he lived one thousand more lives than his broke dick haters and won. Ralph is the ham to our cheese if he is gone we are broke dick sandwich website with just cheese and bread, for which we’d be better off dead.
 
AncientPhosphur dijo:
Let’s ask some of Ralph’s “doctors” what could’ve promoted this based on his statements about exhaustion that would’ve lead towards a chest xray for fun

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Inputs differed. Top was for the oncology recommendation and bottom was just exhaustion and examination for an xray follow up btw

I followed up more with grok solely on that last statement with a fresh xray and “exhaustion” statement while saying patient has a history of alcohol abuse and Xanax but it’s a fun experiment so it’s not medical advice

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I didn't read a single word of any of that, and have come to the professional conclusion he's dying. RIP.
Spooky Space Kook dijo:
Now I'm not one to wish anyone poor health generally but if Ralph's stops drinking, cramming down pills and smoking I give him like 2 weeks before he relapses and does them twice as hard. He lacks any discipline or self control whatsoever considering he can't control his weight or anger issues.
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Really, it's not even about time. He falls off the wagon any time he gets upset enough. It's legitimately his coping mechanism to deal with adult problems.
Spooky Space Kook dijo:
He can't even go a more than a day without bad mouthing his ex when like a few hours before he said he loved and forgave her.
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That's because he forgets things after a few hours.
There Is Light At The End dijo:
What will be worse? Cumming on grave of Ethan Ralph or taking a dump on it?
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Neither. Ralph ain't getting no grave, LOL.
 
Prokhor Zakharov dijo:
I'm 50/50 on whether it's cancer. It's one of 3 things based on its density (it is absolutely a solid tissue mass), NSCLC (Non-Small Cell Lung Cancer), a space filling lesion (which is a tumor that doesn't stop growing, but has no potential to spread anywhere else. It's one step up from benign tumor [which are self-limiting in size] and one step down from actual cancer), or a benign tumor. The size would be a good indicator that it's cancer, that much more so if he's had a CXR in the last 5 years and it wasn't present. The more recent the CXR he has had for comparison and it wasn't present makes it that much more likely it is cancer since it means it grew that much faster to its current size which is a classic feature of cancer only. The shape is 50/50 on cancer vs. tumor. The finer features of it would likely tell the truth. It certainly has all the features I would expect for cancer on a CXR (Chest X-Ray). But, CXR's are so low-res, they can never give you a definitive answer. If I was him I'd skip the CT and go right to biopsy. A biopsy is really the only way to ever know for sure what the disposition of a solid mass is. CT's aren't nearly as accurate as a biopsy as far as sensitivity and specificity.
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Idk if he has a prior CXR for comparison he routinely says he refuses to see doctors. We also don't know who took the image if its a clinic telling him the directions they gave him they are probably more worried than had he walked into an er.....in America at least. There would be an on call oncologist somewhere in the hospital they could have come down to consult. So if it was an ER im skeptical.

I was diagnosed with CHF from what eventually was found to be a genetic defect from an ER CXR. Abnormalities lead to an on call cardiologist to set a course of action.

Im no expert but without having any prior film it's impossible to figure out at CT SCAN with contrast may be better than a plain CT it might light things up in imaging without the biopsy.

I fucking despise Ralph more than almost any living human being but after a bone marrow biopsy done im hesitant to wish biopsies on even that scumbag
 
>hiding in Mexico
>notorious for mixing various substances (to get intoxicated with but that's irrelevant)
>diagnosed with lung cancer
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All rise for Heisenburger
 
HackerX dijo:
I didn't read a single word of any of that, and have come to the professional conclusion he's dying. RIP.

Really, it's not even about time. He falls off the wagon any time he gets upset enough. It's legitimately his coping mechanism to deal with adult problems.

That's because he forgets things after a few hours.

Neither. Ralph ain't getting no grave, LOL.
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Null already has the Pringles can ready for Ralph's ashes.
 
Can you imagine the streams we're going to get when Ralph has to do fire sales just to afford his next Mexican Colombian Peruvian chemo session?
Prokhor Zakharov dijo:
Eh, if it's early, stage 1 of any substage (a, c, etc...), he has it removed, he could do optional chemo/rads, but otherwise it is curative. No reason to think he will die at this point.
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If this was anyone else, I'd agree with you, but Ralph is going to find a way to reap the maximum amount of physical suffering possible from this due to both his poverty and self-neglect. Regardless of if it's even cancerous, it's virtually impossible for him to restrain himself from vice long enough to improve his health. He can't stop smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or eating processed meat with his bare hands.

I'm curious if he's going to actually go through with the biopsy or just state that the doctor didn't not say it wasn't cancer or whatever mental gymnastics he'll come up with.
 
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