Canada is a failed state

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Average Russian Spy dijo:
I vaguely remember hearing about that. It was the kid's 15 minutes of fame. I'll never forget my experience dealing with theatre kids in highschool cause it was my first time meeting a pooner. That was weird.
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I want a band kid in highschool and while band had it's fair share of autists (aka the entire percussion group) even us band kids ragged on theater kids. No one in band was walking around with furry tails or looked like a gender blob, and the girls were normal and could make conversation with and were actually normal to date. Half of the theater kids were normal, and just liked stagecraft and building and performing in the annual musical and the rest were just performative attention seeking and based their entire life around it like they were going to be some famous actor or Broadway star. They would sing in the hallways and have these groups that would giggle obnoxiously on the halls a library and then act shocked when you told them the shut up. Most of them said they were non-binary and most people avoided them because they were not well adjusted people.

One of my buddies was in theater and he had the lead role several years for the play and he was a phenomenal singer and performer. He probably would have gone quite far as a singer or actor because he was down to earth, had a great voice and was naturally funny. After graduating school he got married, started a family and was super involved in his church and was focussing on his family before he was going to decide if acting was for him but he died in a bad car wreck only a few years after graduating and I never saw him after graduation.
 
Spooky Space Kook dijo:
I want a band kid in highschool and while band had it's fair share of autists (aka the entire percussion group) even us band kids ragged on theater kids. No one in band was walking around with furry tails or looked like a gender blob, and the girls were normal and could make conversation with and were actually normal to date. Half of the theater kids were normal, and just liked stagecraft and building and performing in the annual musical and the rest were just performative attention seeking and based their entire life around it like they were going to be some famous actor or Broadway star. They would sing in the hallways and have these groups that would giggle obnoxiously on the halls a library and then act shocked when you told them the shut up. Most of them said they were non-binary and most people avoided them because they were not well adjusted people.

One of my buddies was in theater and he had the lead role several years for the play and he was a phenomenal singer and performer. He probably would have gone quite far as a singer or actor because he was down to earth, had a great voice and was naturally funny. After graduating school he got married, started a family and was super involved in his church and was focussing on his family before he was going to decide if acting was for him but he died in a bad car wreck only a few years after graduating and I never saw him after graduation.
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I ended up choosing Theatre because it was the easiest class and you had to do little to earn an A at the end of the year. The teacher was a Jew and I remember making tons of holocaust jokes that people in the class always laughed at. I could feel the residual hatred that my teacher held towards me,
 
I am sick of being stuck in a country that puts the rights of Jews, Arabs, and every other victimized group ahead of mine. I don't care about anti-semitism, I don't care about islamaphobia, and I certainly don't care about homophobia or transphobia. I am sick of hearing about the plight of a small group of people that will never be happy. I am also sick of seeing jeets everywhere I look. This is why I prefer to stay home with my family and be a racist as possible. I also hate the old liberal boomers in this country with a poisonous venom. I hope they are suffocated by their brown caregivers and have all of their belongings robbed.
 
Average Russian Spy dijo:
So did anyone actually celebrate Canada Day this year? I swear, it felt more like a Fifa celebration than an actual celebration of Canada. There were more shithole africa and SA flags than I saw actual Canadian flags. We couldn't even have parades because Fifa sucked up all available police so instead we had some cucked shit called a "standing parade". Fuck this gay, buck broken economic zone. I wouldn't dare to call Canada a country any longer.
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It was rainy and shit here, also there's no point going to free Canada Day stuff because it's overrun with browns. Even in a small town, free = brown.

McSneaks dijo:

Wow this is even better than the bridge



Ah yes the time honored Canadian tradition

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Why doesn't the prime minister simply direct Transport Canada to certify the chopper, since his office apparently has the power to direct the RCMP not to investigate obvious corruption?
 
EscapeVorkuta dijo:
I am sick of being stuck in a country that puts the rights of Jews, Arabs, and every other victimized group ahead of mine. I don't care about anti-semitism, I don't care about islamaphobia, and I certainly don't care about homophobia or transphobia. I am sick of hearing about the plight of a small group of people that will never be happy. I am also sick of seeing jeets everywhere I look. This is why I prefer to stay home with my family and be a racist as possible. I also hate the old liberal boomers in this country with a poisonous venom. I hope they are suffocated by their brown caregivers and have all of their belongings robbed.
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This guy just casually pretending he doesn't live in the greatest nation on the planet lmao. Every place and every thing has some tiny microscopic imperfection if you get really really really close to it and exaggerate a lot. Wait this is probably one of those funny memes I've read about? Haha you almost got me, this is the kind of post I come to KF for it always gives me a chuckle when I see the creativity.

I had a great Canada Day, I was standing in (insert every fast food restaurant) eating my slop (that tasted like shit covered fingers, for some reason?) absently looking out the window and watching a bunch of towelheads screaming in the middle of the road at a bunch of big nosed oys chimping out about some shithole cave or something somewhere across the world. I didn't get to finish my meal of course because my hand got cut off by some insane heshe with 19 needles in xer arm, but that's ok because I likely would have just ended up colonizing something if I kept it, and that's definitely not ok (+after I made it to the hospital after the 6 hour delay, see above about the important protest blocking all the roads, my healthcare was free when I saw the doctor 23 hours later!!)

I was a little sad that I couldn't barbeque when I got home (strata rules+I live in a literal shoe so I don't have a balcony) but I choose to instead have a positive attitude and think of the upsides (since I get the privilege of living in a great country like canada) so I just reminded myself that I didn't have anyone to BBQ for anyway since my parents were exploded a couple years ago when a Vital Economic Asset ran over their car with his semi driving the wrong way down a one way streets going 200km, my brother sister is somewhere on the street in Vancouver being supported for the 13th year or so by the governments fentanyl program, and my 16 year old son was approved for MAID last Christmas (he wasn't sick he was upset about GTA6 being delayed again but the 15 doctors that saw him unanimously agreed and I trust the experts).

Overall I give this Canada Day a 9.9/10 (because regrettably it's still called "Canada Day" and not "The Appreciation of the Liberation of our Native Brethren's Sacred Land from Racist and Biggoted Colonial Control Day" (working title).
 
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