Canada is a failed state

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Imagine having to say that with a straight face lmao. Then again since they're Canadian they probably do believe all the retarded delusional shit they say
I say this without a hint of irony or sarcasm. A significant number of Canadians fully believe they would not only be victorious if America invaded but would repell them without significant loss.

You have no idea how bad things are... half the population is living in fantasy as they time share apartments. I genuinely don't understand how they are not having breakdowns over how dire their situation is...
 
I say this without a hint of irony or sarcasm. A significant number of Canadians fully believe they would not only be victorious if America invaded but would repell them without significant loss.
With what weapons? Every Canadian gun owner and combat arms solider wishes that Trump would grant them refugee status.
 
I say this without a hint of irony or sarcasm. A significant number of Canadians fully believe they would not only be victorious if America invaded but would repell them without significant loss.

You have no idea how bad things are... half the population is living in fantasy as they time share apartments. I genuinely don't understand how they are not having breakdowns over how dire their situation is...
I still have a hard time believing the fact that a large number of Canadians genuinely think America is going to invade them because Trump banter about making them the 51st state. At first I thought it was just performative for their team to win the election, but the hysteria continues... and is even growing.

It's funny but also kinda sad to be honest. The whole thing started because Trudeau went sniveling behind the scenes to Trump about tariffs and said even 10% would be the end of the Canadian economy, and Trump being Trump told him well why don't you become 51st state if thats the case. Now that's morphed to Canadians mindlarping orange dawn and trying to relate to Ukraine as soul brothers.

Even if Trump wanted to (believe it or not no one actually wants a poorer, lefter California added to the union to ruin our elections) it's just not even a conceivable possibility. Not only would it be political genocide of his party, but the military itself would just refuse. Maybe Canadians deep down really want an excuse to start killing Americans, but it's definitely not the case the other way around, no matter how insufferable you get.
 
I still have a hard time believing the fact that a large number of Canadians genuinely think America is going to invade them because Trump banter about making them the 51st state. At first I thought it was just performative for their team to win the election, but the hysteria continues... and is even growing.
This country is stupider than you could ever imagine.
 
They've already predicted the world cup is going to end up costing Vancouver $150m+ and it keeps rising (because their estimated spending has doubled and still going) and 3/4 people in the city think it's a retarded waste of money https://conservativebc.ca/poll-delivers-red-card-to-ndps-913-million-world-cup-gamble/ . And this is WITH the $200m they were handed by the federal government. Not to mention the dozens of businesses FIFA demanded shutdown for weeks

They had to spend like 10 years at least paying off the Olympics. All because Vancouver is desperate to not be seen as the no fun city (no Harry Potter events anymore though, that's TRANSPHOBIC)
The funniest part of this is that Canada is just hosting nothing overflow games, the US is the official host.

We aren't even getting as much of the action as South Korea did when they co-hosted with Japan, and the official logos and materials only say USA for the host.
 
I still have a hard time believing the fact that a large number of Canadians genuinely think America is going to invade them because Trump banter about making them the 51st state. At first I thought it was just performative for their team to win the election, but the hysteria continues... and is even growing.
Ultranationalists like Elbows Up Canadians don't think rationally like that, they purely think emotionally. So in their mind they will win because of the inherent superiority of Canadians and their "progressiveness". Ironically this is very similar to a fascist mentality which Canadians love calling others, definitely projection with that, especially if you take into account the whole "Canada is on the right side of history" rhetoric.
They've already predicted the world cup is going to end up costing Vancouver $150m+ and it keeps rising (because their estimated spending has doubled and still going) and 3/4 people in the city think it's a retarded waste of money https://conservativebc.ca/poll-delivers-red-card-to-ndps-913-million-world-cup-gamble/ . And this is WITH the $200m they were handed by the federal government. Not to mention the dozens of businesses FIFA demanded shutdown for weeks

They had to spend like 10 years at least paying off the Olympics. All because Vancouver is desperate to not be seen as the no fun city (no Harry Potter events anymore though, that's TRANSPHOBIC)
The funniest part of this is that Canada is just hosting nothing overflow games, the US is the official host.

We aren't even getting as much of the action as South Korea did when they co-hosted with Japan, and the official logos and materials only say USA for the host.
I'm genuinely excited and hope there will be a Olympics in Canada. I want to see how much of a "woke" shitshow our opening ceremony is, similar to the Paris olympics in 2024 (at least with that one you could argue its meant to be greek gods and stuff).
 
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I'm genuinely excited and hope there will be a Olympics in Canada. I want to see how much of a "woke" shitshow our opening ceremony is, similar to the Paris olympics in 2024 (at least with that one you could argue its meant to be greek gods and stuff).
The first three days of the Olympics would just be various land and 'atrocity' acknowledgments from this subhuman faggot country.
 
I'm genuinely excited and hope there will be an Olympics in Canada. I want to see how much of a "woke" shitshow our opening ceremony is, similar to the Paris olympics in 2024 (at least with that one you could argue its meant to be greek gods and stuff).
2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics felt so nationalistic and great. I was also a young kid/preteen. Was really great with the Olympic torch going to every small town across Canada.

Crowds of White people.

Today it will just be Mumbai hosting the Olympics
 

The opening of the Gordie Howe International Bridge was delayed at the request of the United States, Prime Minister Mark Carney said Thursday afternoon.

Hours after the Windsor-Detroit Bridge Authority postponed a planned ribbon-cutting event on Friday, Carney said there were "a few issues that have been raised."

"At the request of the United States, we agreed to delay the opening and take the necessary time to resolve outstanding issues, a few issues that have been raised," said Carney, speaking to reporters at an event unveiling a food security strategy.
Postponed it the day before ribbon cutting?

Canada won't be intimidated tho
 
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But that was 8 years ago. A lot has changed, very fast. Covid and the chaotic attempt at pretending Trump and Brexit never happened by the Powers that Be from 2021 to 2024 not only failed to turn back the clock to their 2030 plans it resulted in the Ukraine war and the shitshow in Israel, while the economy utterly failed to move because no matter how much you write lofty bills and give speeches on how we are all a multiracial multicultural society that shit doesn't generate wealth.
I want them the spend my tax money that they take from me (against my will) building infrastructure, funding the military, fixing shit, not adding to 1.3 trillion dollars of debt we are in but instead they spend more than a billion dollars on an event to entertain brown people and europeans. The average Canadian cant afford to attend or even care enough about it.Most of the immigrants that live in Canada aren't even supporting the Canadian soccer team. They have instead bussed all the dregs of society and homeless people from the cities to the suburbs to hide the fact that the cities are shitholes and the country is rapidly devolving quagmire. At least the Olympics provided some benefit with highway upgrades, some housing and new facilities being built, this is just throwing some asphalt into potholes and essentially slapping together some scaffolding around a stadium for more seating and growing some grass inside.
 
I want them the spend my tax money that they take from me (against my will) building infrastructure, funding the military, fixing shit, not adding to 1.3 trillion dollars of debt we are in but instead they spend more than a billion dollars on an event to entertain brown people and europeans. The average Canadian cant afford to attend or even care enough about it.Most of the immigrants that live in Canada aren't even supporting the Canadian soccer team. They have instead bussed all the dregs of society and homeless people from the cities to the suburbs to hide the fact that the cities are shitholes and the country is rapidly devolving quagmire. At least the Olympics provided some benefit with highway upgrades, some housing and new facilities being built, this is just throwing some asphalt into potholes and essentially slapping together some scaffolding around a stadium for more seating and growing some grass inside.
I still think it'll end up being an disaster and embarrassment for Vancouver somehow. maybe a riot
 
I want them the spend my tax money that they take from me (against my will) building infrastructure, funding the military, fixing shit, not adding to 1.3 trillion dollars of debt we are in but instead they spend more than a billion dollars on an event to entertain brown people and europeans. The average Canadian cant afford to attend or even care enough about it.Most of the immigrants that live in Canada aren't even supporting the Canadian soccer team. They have instead bussed all the dregs of society and homeless people from the cities to the suburbs to hide the fact that the cities are shitholes and the country is rapidly devolving quagmire. At least the Olympics provided some benefit with highway upgrades, some housing and new facilities being built, this is just throwing some asphalt into potholes and essentially slapping together some scaffolding around a stadium for more seating and growing some grass inside.
At least that billion is being spent here. The real outrage is the billions the feds are throwing around to the same third-world shitholes they import the retarded brown morons from to keep them in power.
 
"At the request of the United States, we agreed to delay the opening and take the necessary time to resolve outstanding issues, a few issues that have been raised," said Carney, speaking to reporters at an event unveiling a food security strategy.
:story: got to love the wording, trying to make it appear that the US begged us to keep it closed and we just happened to be magnanimous enough in the moment to accede to the request. Guaranteed it was more assertive and threatening than Carney is making out, but boomers will lap it up.

Also equally funny already seeing the cope articles coming out about how Trump won't cancel CUSMA, but if he does it won't impact us much, and if it does just blame the Orange Man, stick those elbows up, and wait for sunny days in 2028.
 
Grew up playing soccer. Dad was a player, grand father, etc. I played at a high youth level and still coach. Every time someone asks me who I think is going to win the World Cup my response is "I have better things to do than watch a bunch of over paid niggers chase around a ball for 90 minutes". What a colossal waste of time and money this state approved 'patriotic' exercise is.
 
Eating at Tim Horton's is just MAID roulette. I did POS and signage installations for them for a while, and let's just say nobody who has seen the back of house there would EVER eat there again.

The real reason they switched from baking in-store to par-cooked product wasn't about standards or product quality, it was because that change makes them exempt from regular health inspections in most places. Freshii is another one nobody should buy food from. Any franchise operation that is jeet-owned or majority jeet-staffed is unsafe.

Though I haven't experienced Tim Hortons quality issues myself (yet), I do empathize with the people who have to order from the majority-jeet locations. PPP from the Casino talked about getting a sandwich with a blue egg inside it, and since then he hasn't went to a Tim Hortons.

I also knew someone who found a dead cockroach in their soup at a Vietnamese restaurant here in Toronto, some time ago. Thankfully they closed during COVID. I guess the lockdown was good for culling the crappy restaurants that were skating by for years before then.
 
Though I haven't experienced Tim Hortons quality issues myself (yet), I do empathize with the people who have to order from the majority-jeet locations. PPP from the Casino talked about getting a sandwich with a blue egg inside it, and since then he hasn't went to a Tim Hortons.

I also knew someone who found a dead cockroach in their soup at a Vietnamese restaurant here in Toronto, some time ago. Thankfully they closed during COVID. I guess the lockdown was good for culling the crappy restaurants that were skating by for years before then.
Dont worry, now there is a shitty jeet pizza place or sand nig kebab joint on every street, so the crappy uberslop "restaurants" are back in full force now.
 
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