Can we get a dating forum thread going?

[Womacker]

Dating is for losers, I want someone to play fucking video games with on PC


Over Your Shoulder is the best song from that album, please step up your taste game son.

That's cute but wrong.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Did it shoot you in the eye like a Red Ryder BB gun?

If his dick could do that, he wouldn't be on here of all places looking for a date.

 

[Broken Pussy]

If his dick could do that, he wouldn't be on here of all places looking for a date.

Maybe a he's a masochist. Maybe he wants a pretend lady to tell him how lame he is so he can maintain an erection long enough to ejaculate in his own eye.

Still not that bizarre.

 

[The Queen of Trash]

just show me your most current bank statements and we'll take it from there

 

[Krippen]

just show me your most current bank statements and we'll take it from there

I have 700 in the bank with no credit history and no sourxe of income. Am I worthy?

 

[HG 400]

Me and @wagglyplacebo are looking for a bull with a BBC.

I'm not hurt or anything but just so you know for next time this is a pretty fucked up way to break up with me.

Just... god damn.

 

[Zarkov]

No thanks, there are far too many trannies here.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I'm not hurt or anything but just so you know for next time this is a pretty fucked up way to break up with me.

Just... god damn.

So if you're not hurt, does that mean you aren't on the rebound?

I have 700 in the bank with no credit history and no sourxe of income. Am I worthy?

Maybe for a couple of hours, but you'd become unworthy pretty quickly.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Tittle aren't enough anymore. There's too many "ladies" who have dicks.

kinda figured it went without saying but uhh ladies please do not have a penis if you wish to contact me

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

Maybe for a couple of hours, but you'd become unworthy pretty quickly.

I have over five thousand in the bank and make barely above minimum wage part-time. Also I've had a gold-digging ex and am no longer willing to give out money when requested if I'm not getting anything back.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Ladies, if you have penis then I urge you to send me a pm with a pic of it and let me know if you top.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Ladies, if you have penis then I urge you to send me a pm with a pic of it and let me know if you top.

I only send photos of my abnormal genitals in exchange for action figures.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm needy and suicidal, but can cook and love to eat pussy. What woman wouldn't want me?

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

I'm needy and suicidal, but can cook and love to eat pussy. What woman wouldn't want me?

I'm not suicidal, but I am needy and love to cook. Never had a chance to try pussy but how bad could it taste?

 

[Funnybone]

i've been wanting to ask @about:blank out but im too shy what do i do

 

[LD 3187]

i've been wanting to ask @about:blank out but im too shy what do i do

Send him a dickpic.

 

[Funnybone]

Send him a dickpic.

ok one sec-- going on Craigslist to get a choice dickpix

 

[OwO What's This?]

Who has the contact info of @Waifu? I want to talk to her about my bizarre sexual fetishes

if you PM me I'll give you her contact info

 

[Jan_Hus]

Next thing we see... halal thread saying. "THESE MALE KIWI FARMS MEMBERS HAVE TINY DICKS AND ARE BAD IN BED."


*EDIT*. Wait who am I kidding, we'd be halaled after the first date.

 

[Pina Colada]

For starters, I like a guy who's funny, has a good education, and TRUE AND HONEST about himself. Most importantly, he's gotta be madly in love with me like how I'm madly in love with him.

All I ask is that you send the dick pics after we're married, okay?