Can we get a dating forum thread going?

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I cast three pieces of witches' gold and a goblet of virgin blood into the Endless Abyss of Bad Ideas, and with a sickening snap and a blast of sulfur-stink, this thread crawled out.
 
Philosophy Zombie dijo:
Would anyone like to go on a date?

Half serious, half not.

Is there anyone here who would, like a curve on a test, make up the difference for social/life challenges to grant one a chance? To let my true spirit shine, not just the shallow vehicle of capitalism that grades a man's value on status, position, upward mobility. I lack the vehicle, but I hold The True Spirit high and mighty.

I'm a brilliant guy, just not with higher education (hated group work, ugh...) and no career, but otherwise brilliant and amazing. My creative mind flows with such passion, I don't think it can be contained.

Or, even if you won't take that date (your loss!), walk me through the mechanics of getting one or something. I try being honest about my shortcomings in reddits/sites that ARE actually for dating/hookups, and get instantly ignored and thrown out like yesterday's garbage.. is that the true "meat market" value of the socially disabled man, in today's world? I hope not.

But with all my experience thus far, it appears to be true.
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If you're into guys, then sure.
 
Philosophy Zombie dijo:
Would anyone like to go on a date?

Half serious, half not.

Is there anyone here who would, like a curve on a test, make up the difference for social/life challenges to grant one a chance? To let my true spirit shine, not just the shallow vehicle of capitalism that grades a man's value on status, position, upward mobility. I lack the vehicle, but I hold The True Spirit high and mighty.

I'm a brilliant guy, just not with higher education (hated group work, ugh...) and no career, but otherwise brilliant and amazing. My creative mind flows with such passion, I don't think it can be contained.

Or, even if you won't take that date (your loss!), walk me through the mechanics of getting one or something. I try being honest about my shortcomings in reddits/sites that ARE actually for dating/hookups, and get instantly ignored and thrown out like yesterday's garbage.. is that the true "meat market" value of the socially disabled man, in today's world? I hope not.

But with all my experience thus far, it appears to be true.
Presiona para expandir...
You can copypasta, and you can necropost, but you can't do both. Prepare to get groomed, niggerdog! *unzips dick*
 
Philosophy Zombie dijo:
Would anyone like to go on a date?

Half serious, half not.

Is there anyone here who would, like a curve on a test, make up the difference for social/life challenges to grant one a chance? To let my true spirit shine, not just the shallow vehicle of capitalism that grades a man's value on status, position, upward mobility. I lack the vehicle, but I hold The True Spirit high and mighty.

I'm a brilliant guy, just not with higher education (hated group work, ugh...) and no career, but otherwise brilliant and amazing. My creative mind flows with such passion, I don't think it can be contained.

Or, even if you won't take that date (your loss!), walk me through the mechanics of getting one or something. I try being honest about my shortcomings in reddits/sites that ARE actually for dating/hookups, and get instantly ignored and thrown out like yesterday's garbage.. is that the true "meat market" value of the socially disabled man, in today's world? I hope not.

But with all my experience thus far, it appears to be true.
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Hi there! I am an extremely straight Christian M/24 looking for an intimate sexual relationship with a woman. Let’s get this out right off the bat: if you’re over 5’5”, obese, black, had previous boyfriends, impure (Muslim) or Trump supporter, GTFO. If you’re not, come say hi to me in my DMs. I like video games like Valorant, Smash and recently, Genshin Impact (Lisa best girl). I also love anime and pop culture like Rick and Morty, Futurama, etc. Here are things to help you get higher on my list:

+I prefer cute and nerdy half-Asian girls.

+No cigs/e-cigs, tattoos, piercings, anything that makes you look filthy and unhealthy.

+Have aligned interests with me.

If you have all of that checked, and is dedicated to become my lady, then there are some terms you must follow:

+Only use 1 app for chatting/calling so I can check, also call me at least 2 times everyday.

+Everything I say is good for you, so when I say obey, you obey. If you do I’ll reward you good.

+No bullshit. This includes “guy friends” and questioning my decisions in our relationship. Always go to my place when I say so, and always go home before 9 PM.

+No hanging out with your friends or going to parties without my supervision.

It will be really fun when you get to know me. We can play video games or watch Netflix/Hulu together. I am a great guy who cares about you unlike all the other guys who only want your body for sex.
 
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@TamarYaelBatYah , I shidduch'ed you your next tardwrangler. Send payment in shekels to the address you're serving my subpoena at, forthwith.
 
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