BronyCon 2018

[Picnic_Boy]

Considering they're troon bronies, instead of an armored knight, they would look more like this guy:

Andy Griffith must have perpertrated some pretty dark stuff to be reincarnated as this.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Check out Chris's Pegasus wings:

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I wonder if he's gonna wear those around town after the con like he did the dildo on his forehead

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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edit: Someone Chris wanted to meet shunned him instead. Though the tweets happen right after the above, the incident isn't connected and it's not known who he's talking about.

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He then deleted that last tweet.

Why the fuck did he expect that this guy who had blocked him on twitter would be nice and friendly? Just because? Well, it's just like his "Can't be let bygones be bygones?" whenever he tried to sneak back into stores where he was banned from...

I can understand Chris feeling hurt, but he could have took the life lesson of "You can't be liked by everyone, and any person has every right to not like you for whatever reason they choose. Fucking get over it".....but as always Chris did not learn anything and plays victim instead.

Here are the actual dress rules.

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http://bronycon.org/events/grand-galloping-gala/

Sheesh, Chris could generally avoid so much trouble if he could just be arsed to read the rules...(and then actually understand that they apply to him too, which is another problem)

I don't think Chris is necessarily so comforted by clutter because he's dumb or because he wants attention. His penchant for unsubtle primary-coloured clothing and childish accessories is a product of his environment. Barb has always decorated the house like a shrine to gaudy bullshit, so Chris learned to decorate his room as a shrine to his own brand of gaudy bullshit, and that translates to his fashion sense.

It may have to do with Chris just being a simpleton. The more, the better (cluttered room and "I tripped on the atrezzo room of a kindergarten talent show" outfits), the brighter the color, the prettier it is (gaudy art and clothes)

 

[The Un-Clit]

Do you know what "gender neutral" means? You're suggesting that they will refuse to allow Chris the privilege of pissing, and then kick him out if he persists.

I just love the fact that the world is so PC now that the same bathroom that is in every fucking household in the world is suddenly the 'gender neutral' bathroom in public places.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Andy Griffith must have perpertrated some pretty dark stuff to be reincarnated as this.

God never forgave him for Spy Hard.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Check out Chris's Pegasus wings:

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LOL Check Chris's face on that second pic: Even HE thinks this is pathetic. I hope he got paid a decent chunk to re-create the love quest Attraction Sign Ponyfag style.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

LOL Check Chris's face on that second pic: Even HE thinks this is pathetic. I hope he got paid a decent chunk to re-create the love quest Attraction Sign Ponyfag style.

I know.

It doesn't look like he recreated it (the art/handwriting isn't his), he was probably just asked to sign it.
Dat face in the second picture though. That's the face of a man who's had a thousand stale memes regurgitated at him by people more autistic than he is. The Thousand-Tard Stare, if you will.

 

[The Captain]

I love how Hirtes is trying so hard to get Chris banned but he's still there enjoying the con (minus yesterday's incident and the dance)

 

[Gunslinger]

It doesn't look like he recreated it (the art/handwriting isn't his), he was probably just asked to sign it.
Dat face in the second picture though. That's the face of a man who's had a thousand stale memes regurgitated at him by people more autistic than he is. The Thousand-Tard Stare, if you will.

Yeah that art is way too good to be Chris'. He just looks deflated in the second pic. I wonder if it was taken around the time he got rejected by Nowacking.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Yeah that art is way too good to be Chris'. He just looks deflated in the second pic. I wonder if it was taken around the time he got rejected by Nowacking.

I thought the art might have been pre-created by someone else or stickered on and he wrote the rest, cos it sure looks like he is writing out the sign in the first picture.

 

[2_blank_spaces]

It doesn't look like he recreated it (the art/handwriting isn't his), he was probably just asked to sign it.
Dat face in the second picture though. That's the face of a man who's had a thousand stale memes regurgitated at him by people more autistic than he is. The Thousand-Tard Stare, if you will.

The art and handwriting are definitely different. And someone commented on the audacity of that person who made the lovequest sign. It's definitely not his.

 

[Okkervils]

I love how Hirtes is trying so hard to get Chris banned but he's still there enjoying the con (minus yesterday's incident and the dance)

Did he end up attending the dance later?

 

[Jaiman]

Apologies if any information here is late, but I'm still at the con and all.

I'll admit, I laughed, then immediately felt bad. Poor Chris. I don't know who this Mad Munchkin guy is, though. @Jaiman (if you're around), do you have any context for who this person is in relation to the MLP community?

EDIT: I like how Chris capitalized all the pronouns. "HE pushed me away, HE blocked me, what is HIS problem," etc. Out of weird respect for MM or a reminder that this Aloof, Cold Dude is a Brute Male?

I personally don't want to name the VA, but they're a fandom voice actor who is transitioning FtM. These were the gifts that Chris intended to give him:

I met Chris again in the vendor hall, and she told me what happened. This was minutes before the tweets. She gave me those two gifts and suggested I give them to the VA because he might accept it from me. She seemed to be in a hurry because she rushed off.
After the tweets, I told Chris in private that I won't be giving the gifts to the VA, and suggested he delete the tweets and maybe write an apology, because this could give people a legitimate report about Chris. I'm currently trying to get the gifts back to her.

At the moment, there is a rumor going around that Chris flashed a woman in the bathroom. I don't know any other information about this right now.

Is he still wearing the Pink Dildo horn and fingerless gloves? I'm glad he's happy wearing that getup because every time I picture it in my head, it cracks me up.

I haven't seen it on her.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Apologies if any information here is late, but I'm still at the con and all.

I personally don't want to name the VA, but they're a fandom voice actor who is transitioning FtM. These were the gifts that Chris intended to give him:
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I met Chris again in the vendor hall, and she told me what happened. This was minutes before the tweets. She gave me those two gifts and suggested I give them to the VA because he might accept it from me. She seemed to be in a hurry because she rushed off.
After the tweets, I told Chris in private that I won't be giving the gifts to the VA, and suggested he delete the tweets and maybe write an apology, because this could give people a legitimate report about Chris. I'm currently trying to get the gifts back to her.

Yeah, that sounds like Nowhacking.

At the moment, there is a rumor going around that Chris flashed a woman in the bathroom. I don't know any other information about this right now.

That's been confirmed as Hirtes trying to start shit, don't worry about it.

 

[Picklechu]

I've been interested in CWC for like five years and I still cannot get over how oddly shaped he is. He has the legs of an anorexic teenage girl with the torso of a middle-aged dad, and an enormous head.

Also I've just noticed how many items of headwear he has on. The pony horn, the pony ears to go with it, the Sailor Moon tiara and then it looks like there's another headband that's so far back that it's functionally useless.

I think he uses that headband to help cover up his bald spot by holding hair in place over it.

 

[Null]

At the moment, there is a rumor going around that Chris flashed a woman in the bathroom. I don't know any other information about this right now.

100% Hirtes. I've warned Management about the rumor and showed them the source of it.

If anyone links to this or talks about it you can safely say it's someone mentally worse off than Chris trying to ruin the fun because he's jealous.

The account is brand new, has precisely 1 tweet, and this message that is a response to a complaint they made themselves from their roach hotel in Council Bluffs, Iowa.

I told Chris over text about Hirtes's plot and that some certain stupid people were believing him. I told him if the management asks about it, don't freak out and just calmly deny it and tell them it's Hirtes's being a tard. I said if they need help understanding who Hirtes is they can call me on my cell phone using my actual international number, but I've preemptively written them as well so it shouldn't be a problem. They're aware that only complaints made in person by actual attendees should be taken seriously.

Also, if you see people retweeting it who you know, ask them to delete the retweet.

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

100% Hirtes. I've warned Management about the rumor and showed them the source of it.

If anyone links to this or talks about it you can safely say it's someone mentally worse off than Chris trying to ruin the fun because he's jealous.

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The account is brand new, has precisely 1 tweet, and this message that is a response to a complaint they made themselves from their roach hotel in Council Bluffs, Iowa.

I told Chris over text about Hirtes's plot and that some certain stupid people were believing him. I told him if the management asks about it, don't freak out and just calmly deny it and tell them it's Hirtes's being a tard. I said if they need help understanding who Hirtes is they can call me on my cell phone using my actual international number, but I've preemptively written them as well so it shouldn't be a problem. They're aware that only complaints made in person by actual attendees should be taken seriously.

Also, if you see people retweeting it who you know, ask them to delete the retweet.

Great job at protecting your sweetheart, Joshua, at this rate pretty soon neither of you will be virgins anymore!

<3

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Great job at protecting your sweetheart, Joshua, at this rate pretty soon neither of you will be virgins anymore!

<3

I'm detecting jealousy.

 

[Null]

I'm detecting jealousy.

I'm detecting mental health issues.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Apologies if any information here is late, but I'm still at the con and all.

I personally don't want to name the VA, but they're a fandom voice actor who is transitioning FtM. These were the gifts that Chris intended to give him:
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I met Chris again in the vendor hall, and she told me what happened. This was minutes before the tweets. She gave me those two gifts and suggested I give them to the VA because he might accept it from me. She seemed to be in a hurry because she rushed off.
After the tweets, I told Chris in private that I won't be giving the gifts to the VA, and suggested he delete the tweets and maybe write an apology, because this could give people a legitimate report about Chris. I'm currently trying to get the gifts back to her.

At the moment, there is a rumor going around that Chris flashed a woman in the bathroom. I don't know any other information about this right now.


I haven't seen it on her.

Chris won't accept "NO" as an answer. @Null, have you told Chris to knock it off and leave Nowaking alone, period? I am not trying to dump on Chris, but this could potentially turn this into a thing. I respect your advice, but when you told Chris that this person is "insecure", it could have emboldened his autism.