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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Pat Mustard]

Lloyds Bank is down (again).
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Just an evil company all around

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Oy gevalt! They can't even lie properly

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

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Did you want to tell us whose sock you are or were you hoping people would care enough to guess.

I can only assume it's Wales. He too enjoyed PLing and praising Muslims.

 

[Duane Dibbley]

For those who ride the short bus, Henry's murder and consequent arrest by the police was disgusting and the MSM, and Hampshire police, have admitted they have different guidelines for arrest depending on who they're arresting, for the sake of "diversity and equality", their words. They say they must treat people differently, for the sake of equality...

For the noticers, none of this passes the sniff test.
Tommeh is an Israeli-paid shill who pushes division of the British while denouncing BNP, White-nationalists and those who want a pure white country by calling them "nazi's" and "racists".
MSM calling for people to react the same way about Henry as George Floyd is a little on the nose. Demanding people take the knee and pay tributes is retarded. Neither should have their murder or self-inflicted dead, respectively, held up above others' murders or deaths.
Henry's father was Polish. Henry was a dual-citizen of Britain and Poland, no different from dual-citizen pakis, sihks and wogs. None of them should be in a 'British only Britain'. Hard to hear under the circumstances, but it's true, unless you're a hypocrit.

If you can't see that Britain is lost, then please, stay where you are, do not leave and 'fight' by getting mad online and posting mean tweets. Those who leave for a better life won't be coming back, ever.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

R Tommeh is just an annoying Jew cunt who larps as a British person. I just wish he'd actually fuck off and stop sticking his oar in our affairs.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

The fact that some of the left is immediately trying to swallow the mainstream cock that is "well he was gonna die anyway so it's not the officers fault!!!" is making me mad at the fucking internet. The same people who wanted that US officer put in a skin peeling machine for actually following SOP and the perp dying because he fentmaxxed are now going full "well he was gonna die so whatever."
All of these people should be marked on a list so that when they're dying in hospital at whatever point, 4 gallons of boiling oil are dumped on them, because they were dying anyway so who cares?

 

[Otterly]

find what's specifically sicking is how deep anti-racism is ingrained into the psyche of the modern populace that they consider the accusation of racism enough to take the word of the killer as truth,

I find myself mentally replacing it with the word ‘heresy’ and everything makes more sense.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

I find myself mentally replacing it with the word ‘heresy’ and everything makes more sense.

The modern "religion" or "system of beliefs" if you prefer, is one focused on the worship of materialism and the deification of a German man who died 80 years ago as the ultimate supreme evil and sharing any of his beliefs whatsoever with him makes you equal to a heretical demon worshipper, especially in liking whites. It's one fucking hell of a Saturn Cult.
I see fanatical brand loyalty to companies and I can only compare it to genuine religious zealotry.

 

[Otterly]

Henry was a dual-citizen of Britain and Poland, no different from dual-citizen pakis, sihks and wogs.

He was white, and he would have been completely indistinguishable from any white Brit to his attacker. His murderer didn’t know what his heritage was, he stabbed a white boy, because he felt entitled to. The police neither knew or cared about his polish roots, they saw a white boy and cuffed him despite his severe injuries.
That lad was stabbed because he was white. Whether he was polish, or British he LOOKED annd SOUNDED like a British white kid, his roots made absolutely zero difference to the issue - he was stabbed and treated so poorly he died solely because of his colour.

 

[Monopolywheel]

The fact that some of the left is immediately trying to swallow the mainstream cock that is "well he was gonna die anyway so it's not the officers fault!!!" is making me mad at the fucking internet. The same people who wanted that US officer put in a skin peeling machine for actually following SOP and the perp dying because he fentmaxxed are now going full "well he was gonna die so whatever."
All of these people should be marked on a list so that when they're dying in hospital at whatever point, 4 gallons of boiling oil are dumped on them, because they were dying anyway so who cares?

The whole "You have to respect the wishes of the family" shit is making me very MATI
Those ghoulish freaks could not give a single flying fuck about a grieving white family, it's just yet another example of left wingers arguing in bad faith to try and shut down all criticism of the two tier system

 

[Mister Fister]

For those who ride the short bus, Henry's murder and consequent arrest by the police was disgusting and the MSM, and Hampshire police, have admitted they have different guidelines for arrest depending on who they're arresting, for the sake of "diversity and equality", their words. They say they must treat people differently, for the sake of equality...

For the noticers, none of this passes the sniff test.
Tommeh is an Israeli-paid shill who pushes division of the British while denouncing BNP, White-nationalists and those who want a pure white country by calling them "nazi's" and "racists".
MSM calling for people to react the same way about Henry as George Floyd is a little on the nose. Demanding people take the knee and pay tributes is retarded. Neither should have their murder or self-inflicted dead, respectively, held up above others' murders or deaths.
Henry's father was Polish. Henry was a dual-citizen of Britain and Poland, no different from dual-citizen pakis, sihks and wogs. None of them should be in a 'British only Britain'. Hard to hear under the circumstances, but it's true, unless you're a hypocrit.

If you can't see that Britain is lost, then please, stay where you are, do not leave and 'fight' by getting mad online and posting mean tweets. Those who leave for a better life won't be coming back, ever.

TLDR: Do nothing and let the Pakis kill you.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

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[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

I find myself mentally replacing it with the word ‘heresy’ and everything makes more sense.

The Church of the Holy Melanin is the only faith the King is a defender of anymore, and it seems to be quite popular amongst the aristocracy.

 

[>IMPLYING]

Those who leave for a better life won't be coming back, ever.

It's baffling you speak of this country like you're still invested in it, when you chose to leave it long ago for you own benefit.
I'm actually offended you still consider yourself British. You're a foreigner, a tribeless expat, and you made that choice,
You felt no kinship to your own people, no connection to the land itself, which is how you were able to abandon it in the first place. You don't abandon the things you love.
What's more, despite fearing for your country's future, being aware of its possible hardship to come, you ultimately prioritised comfort over duty and your own people.
Putting your self-enrichment and comfort first? Sounds just like any other immigrant—which is what you are, to reiterate. You are not British. You surrendered that willingly.

You don't deserve to come back. Ever.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

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[TrainWreckWatcher]

This will amount to nothing because the British don't have it in them to actually shed blood.
The child rapes and sodomy will continue.

 

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There's no universe where they'd express sympathy for the English equivalent to sympathy for george floyd, or where they'd listen to the right even for a second. If Farage, Lowe and all had said nothing, they'd be called cruel and heartless for staying silent. If they toed the uniparty line, they'd be accused of trying to whitewash their politics. It doesn't matter what they do or don't say, because the opposition has no moral centre and will display no shame at its blatant hypocrisy.

 

[Breadbassket]

There's no universe where they'd express sympathy for the English equivalent to sympathy for george floyd, or where they'd listen to the right even for a second. If Farage, Lowe and all had said nothing, they'd be called cruel and heartless for staying silent. If they toed the uniparty line, they'd be accused of trying to whitewash their politics. It doesn't matter what they do or don't say, because the opposition has no moral centre and will display no shame at its blatant hypocrisy.

Their only standard is the double standard.

 

[whoishomermynameis]

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I can only assume it's Wales. He too enjoyed PLing and praising Muslims.

That wheelie bin license is worryingly believable. Had me second guessing for a moment if we had something like that with our new wheelie bin (our last one was cheerfully set on fire with a bunch of others at the park by yoofs on bonfire night a few years ago).

Dustbins really are an icon of rebellion in the U.K., aren’t they? I remember the miners’ strike and men huddling round flaming dustbins for warmth (back when bins were made from metal). Now they’re our nation’s favourite civil defence item. There’s a meaning in there somewhere, I’m sure of it.

Anyway, who needs to be like the yanks with their guns, when we have flaming bins? In the U.K., it means everyone’s armed with at least three weapons of mass destruction. And they only cost £20 from the council. Winner.

 

[French Dip]

Is it a fantasy to just hope that one day, even if that day is a hundred years from now, that this self-destructive period of the mass importation and normalization of millions of peoples whose cultures and religions are at complete odds with the Western worldview, will become just an embarassing footnote in Western history?, like the many other embarrassing and retarded fads that Western culture adopted as a norm, but they eventually vanished?

It is not a fantasy. All that is required is for the white man to regain his spine and accept the burden and sacrifice that will come with reclaiming what his ancestors built. Find your local white nationalist organization (a real one, not one that acts like a bunch of retards) and join them.

Helicopter crashes always seems to be either ‘we scuffed the paint’ or ‘absolute disintegration’ with little in between. From the wreckage I don’t think anyone survived that.

Helicopters lack any form of lift once their rotor blades are compromised. They're very fragile and awkward machines. Airplanes naturally generate lift with their wings, which are far more durable. They can glide a long way if they lose engines while at cruising speed and altitude. The best helicopters can do is autorotate if their blades and controls are intact and they lose their engines.